GRIZ : A Parable with BS ABACUS from CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions




JANUARY 4TH 2011 is the NEW BEGINNING
National Debt Training will be O-ranginger
Are you smart enough to answer the QUESTION?




HOW BAD DO YOU WANT TO:
ERASE THE NATIONAL DEBT?

13,875,040,912,981.79

GRIZ : BE KIND RE: WIND with CCCChristo
From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo




..." Rich man step on my poor head, when you get back
you better butter my bread..." lyrics from a song about
TENNESSEE.




Now let's see what ol GRIZ is up to in December 2010.
If GRIZ were using an abacus today, how many beads would
he need to count up to the national debt? That is a question
President Obama and his National Debt Committee will need
to answer when the Orange Race Card Angels descend on
Washing D.C. . Here is the obivious answer. GRIZ would need
a ton of beads. Therefore, it would be WashingTON D.C. But
let's be KIND and RE: WIND. Knowing the answer does not do
anything to solve the problem. All the knowledge in the world
doesn't amount to a hill of beans if you don't use it correctly.
Now, let's move on. GRIZ's next question for President Obama
and every member of Congress and all the living President's
is this. If I were to add a little bs to the abacus, how would I erase
the national debt? That is my parable for the day. Stay tuned
America and Washington D.C. please prepare a way for Orange
Race Card Angels to land in the District of Colombia. Thank you
and have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year 2011. Get
ready to be GRIZZLED in 2011. ( that is GRILLED BY THE GRIZ +++)




Respectfully in TRUTH




Chief Crazy Captain Christo




AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions




..." my doggie he turned to me and he said, Hey Griz after Washing D.C.
let's go do some Washing in Tennessee with REBA and GRETCHEN .
You know you want to head back to TENNESSEE JED...."

Jesus and Lance ( For the Abbott Family +++) from CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Last Reminder that National Debt Training
Begins in the United States of America
January 4th 2011 starting in St. Paul Minnesota

December 8th 2010

( A post for Darrell Lance Abbott's Family and Friends)

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

TO: Darrell Lance Abbott's Family and Friends
From: CCCChristo

The hole in your hearts reveals your true love for
Darrell. Nothing I can say will lessen the size of your
loss six years ago. So please read this with the understanding
that all I can do is try.
Try
Rhymes with Cry.
Try
Rhymes with Why.
Try
Rhymes with Bye.
Try saying Good-Bye without the Cry or the Why.
I think you will find it next to impossible.
Which is why I would like to ask all of the Abbott's , especially his
brother , who I will just call the HELLYEAH brother, to stand beside
me when I testify before the United States Congress and the
President of the United States of America about how to
erase the national debt. I will bring a left handed Dean Markely
Dimebag Razor Back Explosion Guitar that I will hold above my head
when I explain how to erase the national debt. It will be Simple Man!
You will know me when you see me. In Wah Wah Washington D.C.
Please forward this post to the right people. Please and Thank You!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

P.S. God bless the Abbott's +++

Inspiration Rituals ( INRI ) with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

November 20th 2010 ( 18 degrees and its Minnesota+++)

Minnesota : Inspirational Rituals

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Woke up got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head....
Wait that's not inspirational!
Let my inspiration flow, token rhyme suggesting rhythm,
that will not forsake me till my tale is told and done....
There that's better. In case you didn't recognize the above
lines were from Beatles and Grateful Dead songs that live in
my head from time to time. So let's get down to business.

The national debt is something that lives in my head like some
worn out cancer bug that needs to get squashed. So you might
be asking your self. Why should I care about the national debt
when I can't even put food on the table for Thanksgiving. If this
is you , and don't be embarrassed if it is you, then you need to
do one thing. Change your way of thinking.

YOU:" But Chief Crazy Captain Christo, I can't think about the national
debt when my children are starving and my mortgage payments
are two months behind.

CCCChristo: " I'm not asking you to think about the national debt, I'm
asking you to change your way of THINKING"

YOU: " I can't even think straight with all the hassles of daily life, making
sure my children are fed and have a roof over their head. I get pulled in
every direction by my boss and the daily traffic. People can be so rude.
All the horror stories I see on the news, wars. I just can't get ahead. I'm
forty pounds overweight , my cholesterol levels are off the charts and
my furnace just went out. I don't have enough money to get through the
month. Why should I care about the national debt? Can you see my
dilemma. I can't get ahead and I'm going full speed."

CCCChristo: " CHANGE YOUR WAY OF THINKING"

YOU: " WHY do you keep saying that Chief Crazy Captain Christo?"

CCCChristo: " Inspirational Rituals"

YOU: " What are Inspirational Rituals"

CCCChristo: " It is what the United States of America, the Government,
the American People and especially the Twin Cities Minnesota are going
to find out starting January 4th 2011."

YOU: " But what are they?

CCCChristo: " I'll tell you what. If you can help me get the word out I will
be forever grateful and will give you the crown of life. A new crown of life
and you will say goodbye to your " old " self and say Hallow You Yeah to
your new self. Do you understand?"

YOU: " Isn't that what Jesus promised like two thousand years ago?"

CCCChristo:" Perhaps it is, but I am Chief Crazy Captain Christo, and you are..."

YOU: " I am me and you are me and we are all together"

CCCChristo: " Hey that sounds like John the Baptist, er I mean John the Beatle"

YOU: " I am the EGG MAN..WOO"

CCCChristo: " Ok back to the Inspirational Rituals. Starting January 4th 2011,
Christo Strom's business which is called ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS will
be teaching 40 Twin Cities Female News Anchors and Reporters..."

YOU: " Which ones?"

CCCChristo: " What?

YOU: " Which 40 Female Twin Cities News Anchors and Reporters are you
going to be teaching?"

STAY TUNED Minnesota!!!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. Inspiration from a True Inspiration
Chief Crazy Captain Christo wishes to always
honor Minnesota's Robert Zimmerman
" People ARE Crazy..."

Twin Cities New Reporters-KSTP,KMSP,KARE,WCCO

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
October 31st 2010 in the Twin Cities, Minnesota

Happy Halloween!

Forty Females +++ Twin Cities +++ ( News Anchors and Reporters )

Hello Twin Cities News Anchors and Reporters! Happy Halloween!

My name is Christo Strom and I would like to meet all of you live
at one of my " How to Erase the National Debt Semnars ".  The actual
kick off for publicity will be January 4th 2011.  I just thought I would
give you a heads up to get the word out that there is an end in
sight to THE NATIONAL DEBT, I will need all the help I can get. 
Instead of just reading the news and reporting the news, I thought it
would be more fun if you were part of the second GREATEST STORY
EVER TOLD.  Now, to be honest, I do not know anything about your
contracts with your TV stations or your radio stations so I will just say
this.  If you do decide to get on board with me ( and become true leaders
in your industry) you will have to give back to your community and your
station.  I do not want to be responsible for anyone getting fired.  I will
take responsibility though for getting you fired up!!!
Now, how to get a hold of me?  I will get a hold of you through videos on
youtube at first so stay tuned .  I can't wait to meet all of you in person.
Together, we will rock this National Debt to its core! +++ +++

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

P.S. There will be ample opportunity for everyone involved to easily understand
this plan.  It is straightforward, to the point, and it will be going national after the
kickoff in Minnesota in the year 2011.  Thank you Twin Cities News Reporters , Anchors
Radio Station DJ's  ( all female by the way! +++ )

Roger Waters: The Wall in Saint Paul +++ Limited View Review

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that starting JANUARY 4TH 2011
National Debt Training begins in Saint Paul

October 30th 2010

Roger Waters : The Wall in Saint Paul ( Limited View Review+++)

" No, thank you, thank you! Thank You!" and with that Roger Waters
performed Mother off The Wall in all it's brutal honesty . Without
going into detail, since this is a limited view review ( limited view
because that's what it stated on the tickets I bought).
Three tickets-- seats nine thru eleven in 221 at XCEL Energy Center
in Saint Paul, Minnesota.

First off, the concert kicked ass! My two companions, ( my fourteen
year old son and his mother+++) stated and I quote, " Thank you
Chief Crazy Captain Christo for taking us!"
Now for the limited view review. I am only going to review the song
Mother. And the review is intended solely for Roger Waters, so if
you are not Roger Waters I am sorry but this review is not for you.
Ok the show must go on.

Chief Crazy Captain Christo to Roger Waters about the song Mother<^>+++

Dear Roger Waters:

You have inspired me greatly over the years and to thank you would
be the least I could do.To put it another way, since the least I could
do doesn't give anything justice, I would like to offer the greatest I
could do. I have been toying around with the idea of Erasing the
National Debt of the United States. It is in my head and it all works
out with the help of the cultivation of Orange Race Card Angels.
I would like to personally invite you Roger to one of my
SEMNARS in the Twin Cities in the years 2011-2014.
You are truly an inspiration to me and I would like to go over
plans personally with you at your earliest convenience.
I realize you are busy with your The Wall tour and who knows
when you will have a chanceto even read this. I will ask you this
question Roger: What would it hurt to listen to me
humorously explaining my way into the hearts of the American
people. I will be putting out three videos per invitation to my
SEMNARS in the TWIN CITIES Minnesota. I trust you
would be the go to guy when it comes to performance art
and I would really appreciate your input Mr. Waters.
Thank you and to all your awesome crew for absoulutely
killing it in Saint Paul for the performance of The Wall.
I would like to FURTHUR ( Grateful Dead reference ) say
that Bass players who run the show always leave me inspired and
anyways, what better compliment could I possibly give you than
to say if it wasn't for The Wall , I would not have the courage to
TRY to Erase the National Debt.
Remember, Roger ,Three Video Invitations +++

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. Be on the lookout for Roger Waters Great Pumpkin Letter
in November +++
Below is a limited view video of Roger Waters performing Mother
at The XCEL Energy Center in Saint Paul Minnesota, ENJOY!!!
and THANK YOU ROGERWATERS AND ALL YOUR
HARD WORKING CREW! +++

Twitter Me This +++ ???

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS
Head of Angel Promotions

TWITTER ME THIS +++ ???

Who is Wally the Beer Man and where is he located?
Who is Bristol Palin and where is she located?
What is the National Debt and how can it be erased?

Please answer these questions in that order on Twitter
and let me know when you do!@CCCChristo

Thanks for playing TWITTER ME THIS+++???

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Christo Strom's $10,000 Semnars Starting January 4th 2011

Christo Strom is announcing that starting January 4th 2011
$10,000 per person semnars will be held in the
Twin Cities Minnesota
How to Erase the National Debt will be a series of semnars
Open only to United States Citizens who are tired of
Politicians.

It will be a lot of fun and you will end up learning what
real teamwork  means.

Minnesota Nice Teamwork

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Saint Paul Minnesota

P.S. You can follow along throughout the campaign
on twitter--at twitter/cccchristo


Unite Two Sites Dot Com


or on Youtube

This will only be open to United States Citizens at this time.

How to Erase the National Debt-Starting +++January 4th 2011-+++

Author Christo Strom 

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Head of Angel Promotions

How to Erase the National Debt-Starting +++ January 4th, 2011

Christo Strom’s Orange Race Card Angels, the only company

on the Planet ( this is Planet Earth right?) to even attempt to

erase the national debt. In case you are wondering what national

debt I am talking about, it is the United States of America’s

National Debt. Hovering as I type in the Thirteen to Fourteen

Trillion dollar range. If it were a UFO, it would be seen by

everyone but the United States Government would spin it as

something completely different, like a Monty Python sketch.

Anyways, back to How to Erase the National Debt. My semnar

series ( not a misprint, semnar means the mn in the middle is

the starting point in Minnesota, and that means only in

Minnesota for the entire year of 2011+++! There is no turning

back once January 4th 2011 rolls around. My ass is going to be

on the line and it will get done. No I am not going to allow any

politicians at my semnar. This is for people in the United States

of America who are tired of all the B.S. that flows out of the mouths

of ALL Politicians. Wake up now, and follow a simple plan. I am

making this extremely easy. Those who attend and are ready for

REAL KICK ASS and LIGHTNING QUICK recoveries, by all means

possible pay attention. How many jobs do you think could be

created in the next three years by tackling the job of erasing the

National Debt? I am only asking for One percent of the American

population to become ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS. We will

have a rockin great time in the next three years!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. Senator Colby Coash of Lincoln Nebraska and Rebecca Otto

State Auditor of Minnesota are the only exceptions. If they

choose to become ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS, they will be

accepted on one condition. I RUN THE SHOW++++++

Twig the Fairy: Ready to Move Mountains? by Christo Strom

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Happy Friday the 13th 2010 to:

Twig the Fairy

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Dear Twig ( wherever you are!)

You are too lovely to describe so I'll just say this

Would you be interested in moving mountains?

Gotta National Debt Semnar with Guitars and

I need some inspiration to flow.  Since you are

an inspiration to children and children disguised

as adults, I thought you might be interested in

helping out.  Just thought I'd ask.  I'm typing this

right now on bended knee!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. Here's a short video of TWIG THE FAIRY  Enjoy!

"          "

Stu Allen : Live from Jerry Day 2010

Author Christo Strom
Sole owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Stu Allen: Guitarist who Shines, Thank you From Christo Strom
August Eighth Two thousand and Ten
We all know what tomorrow is as I am sure Stu Allen doesn’t
need to be reminded.  No this post is about a guitarist
named Stu Allen.  I actually met Stu by accident.  Here’s the story:
It was August First 2007 and I was picking up my son Jerome ( named
after a certain guitar player who had an ice cream named after
him!) from the Minnepolis/St. Paul airport . There was chaos in
Minnesota that day as the 35W bridge collapsed. Wow, but lucky for
my familily, we were heading to Wisconsin to the Grateful Garcia
Gathering.  My family and I were greeted by a rather large imposing
figure.  ” Hi Christo and Laurie. Hey Jerry!” boomed the voice of the
man named Mondo.  You see we were volunteers at the Festival and
got the lowdown when we got there of our assignments and work
schedule.  What?!!! Anyways, the festival was actually a lot of fun
but the best part was meeting and greeting the bands who were
playing there.  Besides meeting Donna Godcheaux and her band
at the time, Moon Alice ( with G. E. Smith !!!) , I got to shake hands
and have my picture taken with ( drum roll please) the master of
the Universe Melvin Seals.  But the highlight of the whole trip was
actually two hightlights.  The first highlight was meeting Stu Allen,
a guitarist extraordinaire.  He took the time out to invite me onstage
after the show and signed my acoustic guitar.  The next night ( there were
two shows) the other highlight happened when Mondo was in the crowd
in front of me and Stu was noodling on the guitar and I recognized what
song it was going to be in three notes. I asked what song was it going to be
to Mondo who said something like, ” Midnight Moonlight” and I said
matter of factly, ” Mission in the Rain”.  About five minutes after they played
Mission in the Rain, a heavy downpour of Rain soaked the crowd.  It was
a wonderful time and I would have to say this to Stu Allen:
” Thank you STU ALLEN Keep on Rockin!” Hope to see you around again. I’m pretty
sure you are rockin the Bay Area so Take Care Stu!
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S.  Minnesota is due for a show hey Stu?
Hey the Bass Player looks like Rob Zombie+++

"            "

Jerry Garcia 2010 and the Might As Well Train

Jerry Garcia 2010 and The Might As Well Train

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Jerry Garcia 2010 and The Might As Well Train
In the land of Deaddom, where Jerry never dies,
is a peculiar piece of a novel idea whose time has come.
Written ages ago circa 1988 or 89, a younger version of
the author thought it would be cool to write to:
J. GARCIA. , the infamous guitarist for Grateful Dead, Jerry Garcia
Band, and countless others yes including David Grisman. The author
wrote to J. Garcia and in the upper right hand corner of the letter
addressed himself as J. Garcia with the address going to CHICO
CALIFORNIA. No doubt Jerry probably never read it but in the
letter, the author ( Chief Crazy Captain Christo) stated that
Might As Well was his favorite song in the Universe and could
the band possibly play it at Cal State Dominguez Hills in May of
that year. To make a long story short, The band does not play
requests and so keeping with that theme , I will put up my own
video about Erasing the National Debt. Enjoy! By the way, Might As
Well is still my favorite song in the Universe!
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo


" "

Chef Gordon Ramsay: Excerpts from the Great Pumpkin Letters

Chef Gordon Ramsay: Excerpts from the Great Pumpkin Letters

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Warren Buffett: ReQwesting Omaha with Peter

Author Christo Strom

Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Sole in Charge of Angels Promotions

Warren Buffett: ReQwesting an Inner View of Omaha and film Great Pumpkin Letters

Dear Warren Buffett:

You know trying to get a hold of you through the Internet obviously doesn’t work.

I started writing the Great Pumpkin Letters last year as a tribute to my Godmother Mary.

It turned out to be a Holy Ghost story instead with a twist. I didn’t expect to be so moved

by one little boy named Gavin George Law. I also didn’t know that after I had written it,

I wrote one about Bert Blyleven. He was an outstanding pitcher for the Minnesota Twins

and in it he beans me in the nuts before the World Series game. He starts yelling at me then

I start ripping into him, and then I tell him that to be Great like the Pumpkin you have

to give of yourself and then others will give to you. Anyways, I was taking out my angry

thoughts toward God on Bert Blyleven. Because of Gavin George Law. Go ahead and

read it for yourself. And in so doing, I learned a way to heal myself. And you’ll never

guess what happened in the process. Take it for what it is worth but the Holy Ghost

is telling me to contact your son Peter Buffett to build a Thea Tree House for a little

American girl. Actually three of them with specific places that I can only tell your

son Peter. So Warren Buffett, could you please help me talk to your son?

Respectfully in Truth,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. Just like in the Bible, I need Peter to be the Rock!!!

By the way, I noticed in the Omaha Convention magazine for May/June 2010

that Peter looks a lot like Neil Diamond. ( with your features!)


" "

Thirteen Trillion and Rising- National Debt 2010

May 5th 2010
Author Christo Strom

Thirteen Trillion and Rising -National Debt 2010

Well Happy Cinco De Mayo to the National Debt.
It's rising faster than floodwaters in Nashville
Except in Nashville, the people will survive
It may take a while, but they will make it.
Country Boys and Girls will survive!

Now the National Debt on the other hand
A bit of a whirlwind Tornado with winds a blowin
Every which way, money flying out the door!

Enough Already. If you are as sick of this poor
management of our resources by soul less politicians
Please join me next year starting January 4th 2011
as I kick off the beginning of the end of the National Debt.

Please stay tuned and join at my website over at

Orange Race Card Angels between the dates of
June 2010 and January 2011.

Thanks

Christo Strom
sole owner of Orange Race Card Angels
and
Head of Angel Promotions

Warren Buffett Omaha July 9th 2010

Monday May 3rd 2010
Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner-Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Warren Buffett, I triple dawg dare ya!
Oh the dreaded triple dawg dare.
Nobody in the history of the whole universe
including the www.world
has ever been able to win when Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Triple Dawg Dares you.

Warren Buffett what say you? Billionaire Summit, I shall
START with you. July 9th 2010. Meet me in Omaha!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. Here's a little video for you Warren so you will be able
to recognize me when we meet!

" "

Run For The Roses- #136 Mission in the Rain!

May 1st 2010
Author Christo Strom

RUN FOR THE ROSES- #136 MISSION IN THE RAIN

Today was the 136th running at Churchill Downs in Louisville Kentucky
of the Kentucky Derby. It was a rain soaked sloppy mess of a race
but exciting as all hell to watch. I can't help it I love it!. My pick for
the race was in memory of Jerry Garcia , the horse with the name

American Lion ( Jerry was a Leo!)

The race was won by Super Saver ridden by Jockey Extraordinaire

CALVIN BOREL. He has won three out of the last four Kentucky Derby's!
That reminds me of a song in three quarter time Play on, Jerry ,Play on!

" "


As always and forever

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

How not to Erase the National Debt

April 25th 2010
Author Christo Strom

How Not to Erase the National Debt by Christo Strom

You will not erase the National Debt by forming committees Mr President Obama.
You need a system to wipe it out completely.
My system which is the only one of its kind EVER and I mean EVER
will obliterate it like nobody's business.

I have a simple straight forward and surprisingly FUN way to get every
American citizen involved. It does not cause war, or interrupt governments
in any way shape or form. I will implement my system starting January 4th 2011.
I will need the governments approval as I don't know how much taxes I will be
owing.

The National Debt does not need a committee Mr President.
It needs my simple straight forward system. AMEN HALLELUIA!

Actress Halle Berry ( Amen Halleluia is your cue:) this is your official invitation to meet with
Orange Race Card Angels sole Owner Christo Strom!

To see what the President is doing about the National Debt
go here: http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/sc-nw-national-debt--20100424,0,6789275.story

To see what I will be doing sign up at my site
ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS on June 1st to December 31st 2010

National Debt Ending Series starts January 4th 2011

Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Teaching Abbott Garcia Rossington

April 23rd 2010
Author Christo Strom

TEACHING ABBOTT GARCIA ROSSINGTON

Attention: Guitar Players and Guitar Enthusiasts

Coming in January 2011 to the Twin Cities Minnesota
Live performances, video production, recording methods
Gear reviews, and as much as I know or care to know
about Darrell Abbott, Jerry Garcia and Gary Rossington

TAGR Guitar Seminar
Hosted by Orange Race Card Angels' Christo Strom
will be a twice monthly live seminar series
featuring the Guitar playing styles of these
Three Rock and Roll Icons
Two are no longer with us.
One, thankfully, is still jamming with Skynyrd!

Please signup online for newsletter starting
in August of 2010

Keep rockin!

Respectfully in Truth,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

GOGVO.COM

April 21st 2010
Author Christo Strom

Short short post today about a basketball game with The President
Democratic portion 12,000 tickets at $40,000 a piece
Republican and Independents portion 12,000 tickets at $30,000

WINNER TAKE ALL more details in video below. Enjoy! Play fair!

" "

Orange Race Card Angels: National Debt Clock

April 17th 2010
Author Christo Strom

Quick question for you.
Do you know what The National Debt for the United States of America is?
Do you even care?
Well I do, and I have a solution for all of the U.S.A.'s citizens to rally for
REAL CHANGE
Like Zero National Debt
Fresh as the Morning Dew
" Walk me out in the Morning Dew my Honey!..." (ROB H.:)
I guess it DOES Matter anyway!

" "

National Debt 2010 and CCCChristo

April 15th 2010
Author Christo Strom

Hello United States Government and everyone involved. How are you today?
Do you see all the phony movements going on in the United States recently?
Notice a pattern?
I notice one extremely annoying pattern.
It is called the National Debt.
Eleven point Four Trillion Dollars and rising.

Know anyone with a plan to pay it off?
No? Well now you do.
My name is Chief Crazy Captain Christo
and I came to Earth for one purpose only>
To pay off the National Debt in the United States of America.

Please since you and I know how Washington D.C. operates
Let me inform all of the people who run Washington D.C.
and all the little governments in the States. I am going
to be making a rather loud ruckus down in Omaha Nebraska
Loud Ruckus meaning nothing more than playing a
Dimebag Darrell Razorback Explosion guitar that
was made according to Dean Markly's specifications.
Probably barbecuing some kick ass steaks and what not
on the Q. And teaching people that paying off the National
Debt is my top priority. It is actually my only priority.
So with that being said the next two years are critical.
I will be meeting with top business leaders to implement
this plan. People who " get" it will become rich! People who
don't "Get" it will be what I call the naysayer never do anything
but complain anyway. Any questions?
Well then, I must be on my way!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

TAGR by The Tale

April 4th 2010 Happy Easter
Author Christo Strom

TAGR by The Tale

Welcome aboard Matey!
Christo Strom here and I will be your host
ONLINE for The Future till like my Savior
I will be raised from The Dead to the
New Promised Life.
In the meantime,
what do I mean by TAGR by The Tale?
Exactly this.
I will be doing weekly Guitar Seminars
In Minnesota at various locations and
it will focus on Internet Marketing,
Selling On E-Bay, Raising Boatloads of Cash,
Helping One charity a month ( Goal setting!)
Positioning yourself as The Storyteller
in Charge of Your Destiny.
It will be filled with fun and funny moments
as I have a lot of stories to tell. It will
be filled with intense moments of emotional
outbreaks as people realize the power has
been within them the whole time and it
will be the start of a new way of living
in a healthy wealthy giving fashion.
Make sense? Ready to see the plans?
Be patient as I am going to be getting
the new sites ready one by one starting
May first and going up for the Super
Grand Opening of my new Offline Online
business. I will be on the lookout for
people who are serious enough to know
that this will take hard work but if
you stick with something you love, and
are passionate about, Anything is possible!
So again Welcome Aboard Matey.
Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. ( that's Pumpkin Script!)
Yes I am the same one who wrote
The Great Pumpkin Letters.

Statue of Liberty and Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Conversation between Chief Crazy Captain Christo and The Statue of Liberty

CCCChristo: "So I says to the Landlady , I will go and ask Pigpen from Days gone by, you know Pigpen from Grateful Dead days gone by,
and Pigpen from Charles Schultz Days gone by, and I will slay this DRAGON with PURE CUNNING HONEY"

S^O^L( Statue of Liberty): "But who are you again? Everyone knows me Chief Crazy Captain Christo. I am a gift from The French!"

CCCChristo:" Ahh yes, a gift from the FRENCH! A WENCH from the FRENCH. Hey you know what Lady Liberty, I love French's Mustard"

S^O^L ( rolling her eyes) " Oh not another Mustard Joke!"

CCCChristo : " Why can't you stand another Mustard Joke? Anyways, as I was saying, the reason I love French's Mustard is the color it represents.
You see I believe it represents the color of every Politician whoever has been elected to office, from the President of the United States to everyone below him.
From Supreme Court Justices, to House of Representatives to the Senate and Blah Blah Bloated Overpaid Windbags who claim to
" Represent the People"

S^O^L: " So You are saying Big Government and everyone involved are Chickens?"

CCCChristo: " B-I-N-G-O , we have a winner from The Ellis Island the Lady holding the Torch. In case you want to know why, I am posting this on EASTER EVE.
The reason as such My Lady is this . WARS AND The National DEBT. Oh by the way, you can catch my SPEECHES coming after July 9th 2010.
I will explain in PLAIN ENGLISH how to SLAY the NATIONAL DEBT using a FAMILY of AMERICAN VOLUNTEERS.

S^O^L: " How do you think you are going to accomplish this feat since no one has ever attempted this rather daunting task"

CCCChristo: " One Speech at a time, Five minutes or Less on YOUTUBE, Starting MAY First. Till then Keep the Light on My Lady"

S^O^L: " Can you give me two reasons I should listen to you Chief Crazy Captain Christo? "

CCCChristo:" I'll give you two reasons yeah sure here they are. You know that thing called LIFE and DEATH? You know the debate has been
going on for centuries about Life after Death. Well here's something to think about. You people on Earth haven't even figured out the answer
to WHAT CAME FIRST : The CHICKEN or The EGG. If you can't even come up with the answer to that question, what on Earth
are you doing trying to figure out Life after Death questions?"

Stay TUNED AMERICA and President Obama and Former Presidents still living.
As Jimi Hendrix would say , " I'm coming to GETCHA!:)

4708 Tiger (Metal-Tiger-27-79)

4708 Tiger ( Metal-Tiger-27-79)

Author Christo Strom

Ok hello all you Chinese Year of the Tiger fans out there.
This is Chief Crazy Captain Christo with a report of what
is going to be going down for the rest of this year.
Since I am going to be starting a TAGR GUITAR SEMINAR SERIES
Now is the perfect time to let you know how to get involved.

What I will be doing is getting up on stage, playing a few guitars
Jammin some tunes, filming videos, explaining how to sell stuff
online, how to get your website ranked high so people can find
you, how to sell on e-bay, how to charge people to attend your
seminars so everyone can get healthy with their wealthy.

As you may be wondering about the Title of this post, I will
Clue you in. The 4708 Tiger means this: To be able to attend
my seminars, you will need to pay up front $4,708. There
will be a strict limit to how many people can attend. This will
be THE TICKET for Minnesotans because this is where I am
going to be starting the show. So if you can be in Minnesota
when we do our live taping, you will soon be on your way
to the Healthy and Wealthy portion of your life that everyone
craves so much.

Second part of the title ( Metal-Tiger-27-79) This is crucial
that you understand this part. If you can't afford the $4,708
up front fee, there is a back door to all of this. The 27-79 part is
this:

I will be offering up an E-book of The Great Pumpkin Letters
with instructions on E-Bay that will cost $ 27.00 . After you receive
the copy of the E-Book and the "special instructions" you will
receive in the mail, you will then need to register for $79.00 to
qualify for a Free Ticket to attend my Seminar. Then, and this
is the real kicker, you will be trained to make BOO KOO Bucks.
( to be read as A Ton of Cash) After, you make your Boo Koo
Bucks it is recommended but not mandatory that you donate
$2,779 so that I can continue to teach everyone who has a
dream of being healthy and wealthy a chance to do so.
It is also the right thing to do/

Respectfully in Truth,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. Look on E-Bay starting in August, probably
starting August 20th in Honor of Darrell Abbott
for as Zakk Wylde once said " Everyday is Dime's Day!"
Thank you Zakk Wylde for your inspirational words.
I will try to live up to your high standards and
honor your best buddy!

Super Sexy Joe " COOL" Mauer

March 6th, 2010
Author Christo Strom

Now the title of this blog post is not to imply that I think
Joe Mauer is Super Sexy. No, that would be wrong.
To all the female Minnesota Twins fans,
especially Leah McLean from KTSP Channel 5,
they would disagree with me. And that is fine.
No I titled the blog post because I just bought a
left handed Rawlings, Joe Mauer
Catcher's Mitt and I want to alert
you of an upcoming Great Pumpkin Letter
that will be titled
SNOOPY Part Seven of Seven-
Joe "Cool" Mauer-The Real Snoopy!

Besides which I also want to alert you of some
cool videos that I will be launching
in April to coincide with the
Twins Inaugural Season at their new
outdoor stadium.
And lastly is to remind the Twins fans
that in order for me to get a hold of Rob Zombie
to film a 15 to 20 minute film involving Bert Blyleven,
I will need them all to comment
on my videos. Stay Tuned Twins Fans everywhere.
The Race is ON!
Good luck to Joe Mauer and all the Twins
on their upcoming season.
I am looking foreward to a
Championship season OUTDOORS!

Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. That is Pumpkin Script- Please Read
The Great Pumpkin Letters about
Bert Blyleven to get up to speed.

Thea Andrews: Thea Tree House

February 27th 2010
From the heart of Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Author: Christo Strom

Acting the only way he knows how to in reality, Chief Crazy Captain Christo
is going to be putting on quite a show. He is drawing up plans for a Thea Tree House
and is going to be asking Thea Andrews to be the hostess of a huge party!
This party will be taking place in Omaha Nebraska and winding its way back and forth
across America for a couple of years before it heads over to Europe and Asia and Australia
and anywhere that rewards open minded thinking and action taking for the better ment of
let's just say A WORLD IN NEED!@
So here it is: buried in plain sight on a blog the official start of many invitations to come. The first
invitation goes out to : Drum roll please!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEA ANDREWS ( of Entertainment Tonight and other fame:)

THEA ANDREWS, you are hereby invited by Chief Crazy Captain Christo to be the hostess
with the mostess, for a project. I chose you because you are the perfect fit, I like you a lot, and
because of a certain interview I saw you do with the Australian Actor who was quoted as saying to you " You shall see my cod piece!" Who was that actor?

Anyways, THEA ANDREWS, you will need to show up sometime between July 9th 2010 and July 9th 2012, down in Omaha Nebraska and I will fill you in on the details when I meet you.
I will be spending those two years working, starting up businesses, designing the THEA TREE House and I would love it if you would decide that you would like to be a part of it. It is strictly voluntary but You will be paid handsomely I might add. Now the rest is up to you THEA ANDREWS ( and friends!!!)

Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Alice Cooper

February 15th 2010

Here are a few of the new Pumpkin Letters to be published on Great Pumpkin Letters
blogspot by Christo Strom

Alice Cooper
Slash
Ozzy Osbourne

Joe Mauer
Ron Gardenhire
Kirby Puckett
Jack Morris

Kurt Rambis
Bill Laimbeer

Vinnie Paul
Paul Stanley
Geddy Lee

More to come so stay tuned!

Respectfully in Truth

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. For the ladies
Check out the unitetwosites thank you page

Red Flag Chile Challenge

Dear Minnesota Vikings,
I must either be in total denial or am completely CRAZY!
But I still believe in you guys. I will never give up hope
that you will eventually win the Super Bowl. I am still behind
every one of you 158%!!
I am working on a speech for July 9th down in Omaha Nebraska.
Why Omaha? Well I have heard that Billionaires like to have
people go to their place and I picked Warren Buffett. Whether
or not I will get an audience with Warren is another story but
I will be broadcasting the speech down in Omaha. The title of the
speech is RED FLAG CHILE CHALLENGE. I will let you know when it
is complete plus I will provide you with a transcript. It will be
intensely funny but have a serious ending. I have designed a THEA-TREE
House for a little American girl and I believe you Vikings would be proud
to know that you will be in the speech.

RESPECTFULLY IN TRUTH,

CHIEF CRAZY CAPTAIN CHRISTO

P.S. (that's Pumpkin Script!) Watch out for Youtube videos if you watch that
sort of channel.

Open Letter for Zakk Wylde

January Twenty Third Two Thousand and Ten

The following letter was written to Zakk Wylde before a gig at The Myth in Maplewood Minnesota
last year. I am publishing this in the hopes that Zakk actually received it. You see I gave it to someone who worked at The Myth and I am not sure if Zakk actually received it. I also had a baseball hat made up special for Zakk to give to his kids to remind them of their Grandpa. On the hat was a Bald Eagle flying with an American flag in its mouth with the words Jerome Flippin Rules written on and around the Eagle. It was in memory of Zakk's father who had passed away last January and I was just trying to help Zakk out. So Zakk Wylde if you see this post somehow, meet me in Omaha Nebraska at your earliest convenience. I will let you know when I will be there!

Respectfully in Truth

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Here is the letter:

Greetings Mr. Wylde, 3.21.09 Night before Gig at The Myth

I know your time is valuable so I'll make this short and too the point.

My name is ????? and I have a favor to ask of you and Rob Zombie.

Could you guys get together sometime in the near future and write

A song for me. The theme of which will essentially be of saving

A lost little girl who has been through hell and is searching for a

Reason to keep on living. Do you think you and Rob could write

That song for me Zakk? I am going to be moving down to Nebraska

soon and starting up my own music world company that is based

heavily in Guitars ( mainly hard rock and Heavy Metal). I am going

to invite three of the Richest Americans and one of the Richest Brits to visit and I would love it if you

and Rob could show up. Oh by the way, I will play the song you write

on a Razorback Dimebag Darrell Dean Markley Explosion guitar ( Represent!)

Cause I know how much Dimebag meant to you Zakk. I just read about

your father Jerome and my condolences heartfelt Mr. Wylde! My father is also

reaching closer to that point which comes to everyone. I'd like to perform at least

one concert of thousands to come for him so I guess urgency would be the ticket of

the day Zakk. Keep rocking Z and best of luck to you always!

Respectfully,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. Your song would be placed in the eighth position because eternity is a long time

and I have the utmost RESPECT for you Zakk Wylde.