Saturday, January 23, 2010

Open Letter for Zakk Wylde

January Twenty Third Two Thousand and Ten

The following letter was written to Zakk Wylde before a gig at The Myth in Maplewood Minnesota
last year. I am publishing this in the hopes that Zakk actually received it. You see I gave it to someone who worked at The Myth and I am not sure if Zakk actually received it. I also had a baseball hat made up special for Zakk to give to his kids to remind them of their Grandpa. On the hat was a Bald Eagle flying with an American flag in its mouth with the words Jerome Flippin Rules written on and around the Eagle. It was in memory of Zakk's father who had passed away last January and I was just trying to help Zakk out. So Zakk Wylde if you see this post somehow, meet me in Omaha Nebraska at your earliest convenience. I will let you know when I will be there!

Respectfully in Truth

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Here is the letter:

Greetings Mr. Wylde, 3.21.09 Night before Gig at The Myth


I know your time is valuable so I'll make this short and too the point.


My name is ????? and I have a favor to ask of you and Rob Zombie.


Could you guys get together sometime in the near future and write


A song for me. The theme of which will essentially be of saving


A lost little girl who has been through hell and is searching for a


Reason to keep on living. Do you think you and Rob could write


That song for me Zakk? I am going to be moving down to Nebraska


soon and starting up my own music world company that is based


heavily in Guitars ( mainly hard rock and Heavy Metal). I am going


to invite three of the Richest Americans and one of the Richest Brits to visit and I would love it if you


and Rob could show up. Oh by the way, I will play the song you write


on a Razorback Dimebag Darrell Dean Markley Explosion guitar ( Represent!)


Cause I know how much Dimebag meant to you Zakk. I just read about


your father Jerome and my condolences heartfelt Mr. Wylde! My father is also


reaching closer to that point which comes to everyone. I'd like to perform at least


one concert of thousands to come for him so I guess urgency would be the ticket of


the day Zakk. Keep rocking Z and best of luck to you always!


Respectfully,




Chief Crazy Captain Christo


P.S. Your song would be placed in the eighth position because eternity is a long time


and I have the utmost RESPECT for you Zakk Wylde.