Brad Childress: Ezekiel verses 21-24

Ezekiel verses 21-24

21 When those went, these went; and when those stood, these stood; and when those were lifted up from the earth, the wheels were lifted up over against them: for the spirit of the living creature
was in the wheels.

22 And the likeness of the firmament upon the heads of the living creature was as the colour of the terrible crystal, stretched forth over their heads above.

23 And under the firmament were their wings straight, the one toward the other: every one had two, which covered on this side, and every one had two, which covered on that side, their bodies.

24 And when they went, I heard the noise of their wings, like the noise of great waters, as the voice of the Almighty, the voice of speech, as the noise of an host: when they stood, they let down their wings.

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Prayers for the Family of Cincinnati Bengals Chris Henry Please keep him and his family
in your prayers as you get together for celebrations. I believe he would be watching Super Bowl 44 with Jesus so please if you are traveling for Christmas, talk to Saint Christopher for your safe travel to and fro.

Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Brad Childress : Ezekiel verses 17-20

Ezekiel verses 17-20

17 When they went, they went upon their four sides: and they turned not when they went.

18 As for their rings, they were so high that they were dreadful; and their rings were full of eyes round about them four.

19 And when the living creatures went, the wheels went by them. and when the living creatures were lifted up from the earth, the wheels were lifted up.

20 Whithersoever the spirit was to go, they went , thither was their spirit to go; and the wheels lifted up over against them: for the spirit of the living creature was in the wheels.

" Going to Carolina in my mind"
Good luck Vikings in Carolina!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Brad Childress : Ezekiel verses 13-16

13 As for the likeness of the living creatures, their appearance was like burning coals of fire, and like the appearance of lamps: it went up and down among the living creatures; and the fire was bright, and out of the fire went forth lightning.

14 And the living creatures ran and returned as the appearance of a flash of lightning.

15 &Now as I beheld the living creatures, behold one wheel upon the earth by the living creatures, with his four faces.

16 The appearance of the wheels and their work was like unto the colour of a beryl: and they four had one likeness : and their appearance and their work was as it were a wheel in the middle of a wheel.

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Small wheel turns by the firing rod, Big wheel turns by the grace of God
Every time that wheel turns around bound to cover just a little more ground. ( R. Hunter)

Go Vikings and Best Of Winning Luck to you!
Great ground and air attack looks pretty super to me!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Brad Childress: Ezekiel verses 9-12

Ezekiel verses 9-12

9 Their wings were joined one to another; they turned not when they went; they went every one straight forward.

10 As for the likeness of their faces, they four had the face of a man, and the face of a lion, on the right side: and they four had the face of an ox on the left side; they four also had the face of an eagle.

11 Thus were their faces: and their wings were stretched upward; two wings of every one were joined one to another, and two covered their bodies.

12 And they went everyone straight forward: whither the spirit was to go, they went; and they turned not when they went.

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Continued Minnesota 30 Cincinnati 10
A huge shout out to Mr Antoine Winfield #26 ( and two covered their bodies)
All the defense played huge. Great game gentlemen! Keep up the intensity!

Respectfully in Truth,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Brad Childress: Ezekiel verses 5-8

Ezekiel Verses 5-8

5 Also out of the midst thereof came the likeness of four living creatures. And this was their appearance; they had the likeness of a man.

6 And every one had four faces, and every one had four wings.

7 And their feet were straight feet; and the sole of their feet was like the sole of a calf's foot: and they sparkled like the colour of burnished brass.

8 And they had the hands of a man under their wings on their four sides; and they four had their faces and their wings.

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Minnesota Vikings 30 Cincinati Bengals 10

The team as a whole looked much better. Adrian Peterson good game
Chester Taylor awesome running. Sidney Rice another fine performance
Brett Favre Steady as she goes ( Captain!) Jared Allen Fine hustle :)

Missed Percy Harvin, Get Well Percy!
Nice to see E.J. Henderson's brother involved. Way to step up for your bro!

All in all a good day at the Dome. Kevin Williams nice D: All the Vikings
my heart bleeds Purple and Gold!

Brad Childress: Ezekiel Verses 1-4

Chief Crazy Captain Christo takes time out of his hectic schedule to address the Minnesota Vikings, in particular, Brad Childress. He is doing so in the hopes of one day creating an awesome RED FLAG CHILE CHALLENGE that the true fans of the Viking Nation can get together and eat an incredibly healthy portion of really good food.
But in order to do that please read the first few verses out of:

The Book of the Prophet EZEKIEL:

1 Now it came to pass in the thirtieth year, in the fourth month, in the fifth day of the month, as I was among the captives by the river of Che'-bar, that the heavens were opened, and I saw visions of God.

2 In the fifth day of the month, which was the fifth year of king Je-hoi'-a-chin's captivity,

3 The word of the Lord came expressly unto E-zek'-iel the priest, the son of Bu'-zi,in the land of the Chal-de'-ans by the river Che'-bar; and the hand of the Lord was there upon him.

4 &And I looked, and , behold, a whirlwind came out of the north, a great cloud, and a fire infolding itself, and a brightness was about it, and out of the midst thereof as the colour of amber, out of the midst of the fire.

Stay Tuned Minnesota Vikings!!!!!!!

Silver Fox-Song for Brett, Jared and all Vikings

Silver Fox- Song for Brett ( Cleverly disguised Silvio by Bob Dylan, lyrics changed by the O-Range

Blob of Light aka Chief Crazy Captain Christo! :)

Stake my future on a hell of a pass

Looks like Miami is a coming up fast

Aint complaining about what I got

Seen better teams but who has not

Silver Fox

Purple and Gold

Won't buy back the beat of a heart grown cold ( Packer Front Office)

Silver Fox

I gotta go

Down to Miami where the Mullet grows ( legendary!)

Honest as the next game, throwing that stone

When I come passing don't you fumble the bone

I'm a Super Bowl weaver lookin for a home

If you run the pattern, I'll find the end zone

I can snap my fingers and require the pain

From a clear blue sky and huddle up again

I can find anybody downfield in the rain

Charm the whistle off an evening game

Silver Fox

Purple and Gold

Won't buy back the beat of a heart grown cold ( Packer Front Office)

Silver Fox

I gotta go

Down to Miami to watch you throw throw throw

I give what I got until I got no more

I take what I get until I blow out the score

You know I love you and Hey number Four

When it's time to go you got an Open Door

I can tell your fans Hey I can try to explain

You give something up for every yard you gain

Since every Defense got an edge of pain

Pay for your ticket and don't complain

One of these days and it won't be long

I'm going down to Miami and Sing my song

Gonna sing it loud and sing it strong

Let the Vikings decide if I was right or wrong!!!!!

Best of Winning Luck to Brett Favre and ALL the Vikings!

Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Sidney Rice: Favre it Chile Recipe #18

Sidney Rice: Favre it Chile Recipe #18

This post should have been titled

Sidney's Kidneys Showtime Fire Up the Wagon Train
Hook up the Horses cause Miami is in the sites.

But it wouldn't fit on the line.
Anyway, Congratulations go out to Sidney Rice
for his awesome display yesterday at the HHH M-Dome
Truly an amazing performance. Making Brett Favre look
good is fine by me and I believe the whole Viking nation
would agree. Hats off to Sidney and all of the Vikings!

36 cans of Kidney Beans go into this famous Chile
44 pounds of Filet Mignon ( substitute for Lion :)
Serve with Rice
Top with Cheese
Feeds a whole Viking Nation

Respectfully in Truth

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. For official ingredients of this outstanding signature chile
please stay tuned!

Chief Crazy Captain Christo: Prayer for The DA

Dear Jesus,( An Excerpt from the Great Pumpkin Letters )
My name is Chief Crazy Captain Christo and my prayer request Oh LORD is this.
Please HELP ME to gather together around 12 to 24 THOUSAND willing participants
to help celebrate the life of one Darrell Abbott. I believe in you Jesus and I
humbly ask you for forgiveness. You know why I have this pain in my heart and
I am sure I am not the only one. Please help me Lord to gather these people on
Super Bowl Sunday in Dallas in 2011. I will bring whatever power you give me on
that day to bring a little love and understanding to a hurting and trusting Metal
community. Please help me fill the Crystal Ship with your Angels from above as I believe Angels are where you can find them. And Jesus, as always, I Love You
Your humble and willing servant,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. All the way through 2012 a Vikings Three Pet(erson) would be icing on the cake!

Pastor Bob - Open Letter for Business

WHERE ANGELS FEAR TO TREAD....

Dear Bob

Scene One

It has come to my attention that you are in need of “ a few dollars more,or as Clint Eastwood would say Do you feel lucky well do ya Punk!”

Or as Dr. Evil from Austin Powers might say,” about a little more than 1/20^th of a billion dollars” muhahahaha” My math may be a little off but you get the picture.

Scene Two

It came to my attention that a certain speaker at the Eagles lair whom I will call Space On ( rhymes with Jason) talked about the end times and referred to the congregation as either sheep or goats. Just because I love that analogy, I will help teach Jason er I mean Space On what is actually meant by that. Trust me. It is killer!

Scene Three

The Movie - “Men Who Stare at Goats” starring George Clooney and a host of other big name Hollywood stars is coming out or by the time you receive this is already out. The director of the movie is Grant Heslov. ( Important to remember Grant's name )

Scene Four

Pastor Bob , asking for a “few dollars more” to help with additions and sub contracting, mortgages, and a whole lot of other headaches that a normal church goer does not deal with.

Scene Five

The Happy Eagles in Training jamming away to all of the suite sounds of Salvation through Jesus. Start the tear train WOO WOO The Eagle has left the station!

Scene Six

Enter Chief Crazy Captain Christo ( What?) Yes the man with the Wild background and a Fear No Evil attitude says, “ Hey Pastor Bob, what you need is some real ENERGY FORCE behind your team of Great All Stars. Please let me help you out with a simple strategy. I have this CRAZY notion that I am supposed to let you lead us all into the PROMISED LAND which I presume to be PARADISE. But before I let you have the REIGNS, I need a little help from you and all of Eagle Brook. Pay attention Bob!

Scene Seven

It will start with an ENERGY plan. I will give you all the rights and such to this ENERGY plan if you will only agree to tithe me ten percent when we get this thing going. It will probably take a few months to set up but once set up, I will give you all the tools to run this baby on your own and if run properly you might never have to ask for money again as long as you shall live. This is what I call The Peak of Curiosity. Either you are intrigued and want to know more or you have already written this off as a quack job. To put it bluntly like Bob Dylan , ....” You either got Faith or you got unbelief and there aint no neutral ground...”

Scene Eight

The Movie Rights- I keep everything about this plan under wraps like a huge Christmas Present. I will let you in on a little secret. This present never stops giving and since this is the year of Chilly and Cheese ( Brad Childress and Brett Favre # 4-giving!). If you would like to find out more talk amongst your congregation of Eagles and let me know if you want to “ learn how to fly”

Brad Childress Part 2: Favrete Chile Recipes

Brad Childress's Favorite Chile Recipes

You take 24 pounds of Percy Harvin's Ground Chuck( Double Number 12)
You take 8 Cans of Kidney Beans ( Double Number 4)
69 different Chilly spices with chopped Idaho potatoes
Put ingrediants together with a stuffed Lamb bowl
Sprinkle in a little cheese

Simmer on high for two hours and wa lah
Instant Chile Delight
Serves 44 Hungry People although it is rumoured to have fed
at least 53 Hungry Men in Miami. Stay tuned Go Vikes!
Let the Chilly Chile Fest begin! Give Thanks and Let's EAT!!!!!!!
Chief Crazy Captain Christo says, " GRACE"

Brad Childress: Chilly's Chile Reception

Brad Childress: Chilly's Chile Reception

Brad Childress is the head football coach of the Minnesota Vikings and recently, I had a chance to catch up with him and ask him a few questions. To keep my identity a secret, I disguised myself as The O-Range Blob of Light. As for anyone who has been following The Great Pumpkin Letters, you know The O-Range Blob of Light is also known as Chief Crazy Captain Christo. This is a conversation from October 30th. In it's entirety , here it is:
O-Range Blob of Light: " Chilly,winds don't blow football games, people do"
Chilly: " How right you are sir! And your name is? I see you don't have a press pass and I am going up to the podium to address the press in five minutes so whatever you have to say, make it like a center and make it snappy."
O-Range Blob of Light:" I would like to address your team and your coaches and your players soon after the Super Bowl 44. Tell the owner Zygi Wilf that I have some great news for everyone and that I will explain it all in February. OK Chilly. Er ah Mr. Brad Childress. In the meantime, good luck before you go to Lambeau Field in Wisconsin. I am rooting for you and every Viking whoever wore the Purple and Gold. I am very happy for you Mr. C. Happy Days and Chilly Nights!"
Chilly: " Hey thanks! By the way, who are you again? The bright orange light is blinding me and I can't make heads or tails of you"
But the O-Range Blob of Light was gone and Brad Childress had one minute before hitting the podium to address the reporters. Stay Tuned Minnesota! Chief Crazy Captain Christo is making his way through your town!

Twin Cities Air Brush Contest-Copywriters

This will be a two part blog about my Twin Cities Air Brush contest that is going on right now. So if you are interested in learning how to promote a contest please pay attention. Depending on how things go, I would like to make this a successful annual event celebrating the tremendous talent I see incubating in and around St. Paul and Minneapolis Minnesota. I feel truly blessed to be surrounded by such incredible talent and I am going to heavily promoting such talent to the world. So if you are an airbrush artist please pay attention. If you are not an artist but a writer, you need to really pay close attention because I, Christo Strom, the host and owner of www.unitetwosites.com am going to be selecting you as well to be a part of something big. Big now, huge payoff down the road. Ok lets begin:
As you may not know this yet, I will be selecting Twelve Twin Cities Airbrush artists to find out who has the skills to take it to the streets of the USA. Once the contest is finalised in July of 2010, I will be going on a tour of the artwork selected and putting on shows in various cities across the USA, starting in Omaha, Nebraska in front of Warren Buffett's crowd of investors. So you can imagine this might get huge quick.
Now if you are a writer, please pay close attention here. This is where you come in. I will need twelve copywriters to write about each of the twelve artists. So in other words, you have the awesome task of " selling " the artists work. Now if you want to become a Copywriter and you don't want to wait for years to hone your craft, I have a solution for you. Go to my site and scroll to the bottom and just above the Dimebag video there will be an orange banner that asks you if you are interested in ebooks, software etc. Click on it and it will take you to my store.
There will be a white search box in the upper left hand corner of the page. In the box you will type the words: scribe juice . Then you will take action by purchasing this awesome piece of software. I will be putting a video on youtube under the heading "Twin Cities Airbrush Contest-Copywriters" to fill you in on the rest of the simple to follow instructions. I am looking for action takers who want to be a part of an AWESOME EVENT. Good luck to all who enter the contest and I look forward to the writing you will be submitting.

Respectfully,

Christo Strom

Air Brush Artists

AIR BRUSH ARTISTS

Hey all you air brush artists from the Twin Cities.
Listen up. Starting August 1st, 2009 and going till
July 4th 2010, I will be hosting an Air Brush Artist
contest. I am looking for ten artists who would like
to be featured in a video format displaying their
work. The lucky ten who enter and win will be featured
in a DVD and also I will be going down to Omaha Nebraska
in July 2010 to present to Warren Buffett, you know the
richest man in the world Warren Buffett. Anyway, good
luck to all who enter. To give you an Idea of what I will
be looking for, oh heck here is the first rule of the contest.
Actually two rules.
The first rule is to air brush what you believe would be
the best likeness of the phrase " Acoustic Jerry ". The second
would be to air brush what you believe would be the best
likeness of the phrase Electric Darrell. All entries should be
video taped and placed on you tube under the heading
Minnesota Music
or Minnesota Air Brush contest. Ok the third rule is that
it must be guitar only, no likeness of Jerry or Darrell.
Good luck to all who enter. Also if you want my logo will
eventually be the left handed tiger playing guitar so
air brush that as well. Stay tuned and Thanks for entering
the coolest contest on the net.
Respectfully,
Christo Strom

VIKINGS CHANCES

VIKINGS CHANCES

I would like to make my prediction known for the 2010 Super Bowl.
The Minnesota Vikings will win by a Point after Touchdown.
Yep, Super Bowl 44 Champs the Minnesota Vikings will win
By a Point.
The Point I am trying to make is this.
It is their Year and Jared Allen will be the MVP
Start Believing now because February 2010 is going
to be HUGE!
Any Minnesota Vikings Fans KARE to comment.
It is possible your comment might end up in a movie
directed by Rob Zombie about ....well let's just
say it will be AWESOME! Please make your comments
count...Thanks
Christo Strom

Music Video Movie Studio

I am going to register an offline business this July 2009
It will be based in music/ movie studio. I can't wait
to get started. Would you be interested in helping out?
Go to www.unitetwosites.com
Be a part of something big. Think Big. You can do it.
The Future is going to be here so Prepare and Make it yours!
Christo Strom

Bella Madre 2009

Bella Madre Lineup 2009 Geneva Minnesota

Bill Kreutzmann from the Grateful Dead w/Papa Mali
Bassnectar
Del The Funkyhomosapien
Tea Leaf Green
Panjea
EOTO (Thursday Pre-Party)
New Monsoon
Heiruspecs
Moonalice
That 1 Guy (Two Nights!)
The Big Wu
Pert Near Sandstone
God Johnson
Chicago Afrobeat Project
Pleasure Pause
Dessa (Doomtree)
Heatbox
New Rebelution
Ana Sia
White Iron Band
Dance Band
My Dear Disco
Roster McCabe
Stealin Strings
Home
Kinetix
More Than Lights
Shoeless Revolution
Stephanie Devine
The Histronic
Lunar Funk Theory
Dharma Bums
The Feelin
Mark Joseph Project
Absolute Gruv
Jon Wayne and the Pain
Jason Dixon Line
Smokin Bandits
The Sans Souci Quartet
Moon Boot Posse
The Limns
Sovereign Sect
Elf Lettuce
Baghdad Scuba Review
Sol Sponge
Meredith Fierke
Gypsy Lumberjacks
Debra G
Useful Jenkins
Mr. Sticky
Greyleaf
Ifdakar
Vinny Weible & Soul Logic
Hotdish
The Rez
Bettina Villamil
Colleen Buckman
Bill and Dan's Excellent Adventure

Today is B. Dylan’s birthday I wonder if MoonAlice played Highway 61 Revisited.
GE Smith from MoonAlice, knows just what I am talkin about. I wonder if they are
Going to let Bill Kreutzman sing, I can hear the chant now ‘ Let Bill sing, Let Bill sing,
Reminds me of the ol chants of Let Phil sing, Let Phil sing, but that was another time
Like a couple of Galaxies ago. Oh well Music will be Music, it is a beautiful thing!
What do you think. Anyone who went to Bella Madre 2009 please feel free to leave
A comment. My son JC is there and I am jealous:)!!!!!!! I'm sure I'll get the scoop when he gets home.

RELATIONSHIP BUILDING

RELATIONSHIP BUILDING

In Nativity Re-enactments, Instructions should be such that the relationships

between the main characters are the main focus. The Story is so well known

that even the Storyteller could hire a Videographer to tell the same old same old

and make it fresh and new again. Let me try to explain:

If you don't know the Story of Jesus, what rock have you been hiding under?

Anyways, it seems much ado about how Joseph wasn't Jesus' Father confuses

most people and turns them away from The Greatest Story Ever Told.

It would seem more people focus on the Crucifixion and how Jesus' life ended

and place blame on the current wars and injustice that seems to be permeating

life in the year 2009.

OK so what am I trying to say? As you know the Internet is a great Tool for

communicating with people on a Global scale. This commuication I have today

is for Americans everywhere, even for people who hate Americans as I will leave

no Stone unturned. The information I will share will be BEHIND CLOSED DOORS

so that the message will be CRYSTAL CLEAR when I am through. So, I guess the

next point I will bring up is this: AMERICA do you want this info that is readily

available to anyone? I want to get up in FRONT of your RICH, FAMOUS, and BEAUTIFUL

(because as you may recall it is called AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL for a GOOD REASON)

and deliver to you a SERIOUS message with a Humorous cadence. Once you see how

easy this will be you will be jumping for joy, dancing in the aisles, clapping your hands

and SINGING a rare and different Tune. But make no MISTAKE about it. This will take

WORK on EVERYONE's part so you are not out of the WOODS just yet!

I will be contacting more people and making some well known people in the music industry

as well as business leaders aware of what I am doing as I do not want to set off any ALARMS,

BELLS, or WHISTLES. So do me a favor in the meantime. Don't forget to LIVE for and LOVE

one another.

Christo Strom

Rock the Vote

Hi Everyone and Welcome Aboard the Rock Ship
We will be Sailing to Ports unknown and unheard of
In the music industry. The common goal will be a concert
in the Year 2019 that will knock your socks off as well
as help with Global Understanding. GU as it might become
known as. So this will be the place for you to place your vote
as to who you want to see on the site www.unitetwosites.com
My name is Christo and I will be the Tour Guide so to speak
so kick back and enjoy the Free Ride. It will be changing week
by week and year to year so if you want to see a video of your
favorite musical artist please feel free to comment at the end of
this blog entry. In your comment box please state the musical
artist or band you want to see, your favorite sandwhich, and your
favorite desert. That way I get to know a little bit about you as well.
Remember, this is The Rock Ship so vote accordingly. Have fun and again
Welcome Aboard...
P.S. If you really feel like you want to take this to the next level, please
Google search Unite Two Sites and click on my Thank You page. That
will give you an idea of where I am really headed>>

If I only had two Br--rains

For the unitiated, let me explain
The title 'If I only had two Br--rains'
Means exactly this:

'If I only had two chances to Bring the Effen Rains'
and I had to bring at least one rain,
who would I ask politely(at first) to be my guest
To bring the second rain?

This is putting me in quite a quandry so I am
releasing short videos of people I believe are
worthy to bring the second rain

But since you might not quite understand the rules
I will explain. The second rain is pure unadulterated
Beauty and Fulfillment.

This is my world now and I make the rules:

So if you would like to participate, vote for your Musical Hero
that you feel qualifies to bring the second rain:

Go to www.unitetwosites.com
Then come back here and comment with your vote.
One vote per person, no exceptions real names only!

P.S. Also do me a favor and write a letter to
these four people in this exact order:

Warren Buffett

Bill Gates

Sir Richard C. Branson

Donald Trump

Thanks ALOT in Advance

In your letter explain to them the urgency
of a meeting of the minds for expensive list
builders. The sooner you write the sooner
I can explain to them in person how I have
perfected the art of listbuilding and Earthly
survival guides. Without the Revelations of
a mastermind group, we could all be in dire
straits so please do your best when writing
these individuals and I will do my best to
represent my fellow IM ers!!!!!!!
PC Out
Christo