Saturday, February 27, 2010

Thea Andrews: Thea Tree House

February 27th 2010
From the heart of Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Author: Christo Strom

Acting the only way he knows how to in reality, Chief Crazy Captain Christo
is going to be putting on quite a show. He is drawing up plans for a Thea Tree House
and is going to be asking Thea Andrews to be the hostess of a huge party!
This party will be taking place in Omaha Nebraska and winding its way back and forth
across America for a couple of years before it heads over to Europe and Asia and Australia
and anywhere that rewards open minded thinking and action taking for the better ment of
let's just say A WORLD IN NEED!@
So here it is: buried in plain sight on a blog the official start of many invitations to come. The first
invitation goes out to : Drum roll please!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEA ANDREWS ( of Entertainment Tonight and other fame:)

THEA ANDREWS, you are hereby invited by Chief Crazy Captain Christo to be the hostess
with the mostess, for a project. I chose you because you are the perfect fit, I like you a lot, and
because of a certain interview I saw you do with the Australian Actor who was quoted as saying to you " You shall see my cod piece!" Who was that actor?

Anyways, THEA ANDREWS, you will need to show up sometime between July 9th 2010 and July 9th 2012, down in Omaha Nebraska and I will fill you in on the details when I meet you.
I will be spending those two years working, starting up businesses, designing the THEA TREE House and I would love it if you would decide that you would like to be a part of it. It is strictly voluntary but You will be paid handsomely I might add. Now the rest is up to you THEA ANDREWS ( and friends!!!)

Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Monday, February 15, 2010

Alice Cooper

February 15th 2010

Here are a few of the new Pumpkin Letters to be published on Great Pumpkin Letters
blogspot by Christo Strom

Alice Cooper
Slash
Ozzy Osbourne

Joe Mauer
Ron Gardenhire
Kirby Puckett
Jack Morris

Kurt Rambis
Bill Laimbeer

Vinnie Paul
Paul Stanley
Geddy Lee

More to come so stay tuned!

Respectfully in Truth

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. For the ladies
Check out the unitetwosites thank you page

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Red Flag Chile Challenge

Dear Minnesota Vikings,
I must either be in total denial or am completely CRAZY!
But I still believe in you guys. I will never give up hope
that you will eventually win the Super Bowl. I am still behind
every one of you 158%!!
I am working on a speech for July 9th down in Omaha Nebraska.
Why Omaha? Well I have heard that Billionaires like to have
people go to their place and I picked Warren Buffett. Whether
or not I will get an audience with Warren is another story but
I will be broadcasting the speech down in Omaha. The title of the
speech is RED FLAG CHILE CHALLENGE. I will let you know when it
is complete plus I will provide you with a transcript. It will be
intensely funny but have a serious ending. I have designed a THEA-TREE
House for a little American girl and I believe you Vikings would be proud
to know that you will be in the speech.

RESPECTFULLY IN TRUTH,

CHIEF CRAZY CAPTAIN CHRISTO

P.S. (that's Pumpkin Script!) Watch out for Youtube videos if you watch that
sort of channel.