Sunday, April 25, 2010

How not to Erase the National Debt

April 25th 2010
Author Christo Strom

How Not to Erase the National Debt by Christo Strom

You will not erase the National Debt by forming committees Mr President Obama.
You need a system to wipe it out completely.
My system which is the only one of its kind EVER and I mean EVER
will obliterate it like nobody's business.

I have a simple straight forward and surprisingly FUN way to get every
American citizen involved. It does not cause war, or interrupt governments
in any way shape or form. I will implement my system starting January 4th 2011.
I will need the governments approval as I don't know how much taxes I will be
owing.

The National Debt does not need a committee Mr President.
It needs my simple straight forward system. AMEN HALLELUIA!

Actress Halle Berry ( Amen Halleluia is your cue:) this is your official invitation to meet with
Orange Race Card Angels sole Owner Christo Strom!

To see what the President is doing about the National Debt
go here: http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/sc-nw-national-debt--20100424,0,6789275.story

To see what I will be doing sign up at my site
ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS on June 1st to December 31st 2010

National Debt Ending Series starts January 4th 2011

Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Friday, April 23, 2010

Teaching Abbott Garcia Rossington

April 23rd 2010
Author Christo Strom

TEACHING ABBOTT GARCIA ROSSINGTON

Attention: Guitar Players and Guitar Enthusiasts

Coming in January 2011 to the Twin Cities Minnesota
Live performances, video production, recording methods
Gear reviews, and as much as I know or care to know
about Darrell Abbott, Jerry Garcia and Gary Rossington

TAGR Guitar Seminar
Hosted by Orange Race Card Angels' Christo Strom
will be a twice monthly live seminar series
featuring the Guitar playing styles of these
Three Rock and Roll Icons
Two are no longer with us.
One, thankfully, is still jamming with Skynyrd!

Please signup online for newsletter starting
in August of 2010

Keep rockin!

Respectfully in Truth,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

GOGVO.COM

April 21st 2010
Author Christo Strom

Short short post today about a basketball game with The President
Democratic portion 12,000 tickets at $40,000 a piece
Republican and Independents portion 12,000 tickets at $30,000

WINNER TAKE ALL more details in video below. Enjoy! Play fair!

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Saturday, April 17, 2010

Orange Race Card Angels: National Debt Clock

April 17th 2010
Author Christo Strom

Quick question for you.
Do you know what The National Debt for the United States of America is?
Do you even care?
Well I do, and I have a solution for all of the U.S.A.'s citizens to rally for
REAL CHANGE
Like Zero National Debt
Fresh as the Morning Dew
" Walk me out in the Morning Dew my Honey!..." (ROB H.:)
I guess it DOES Matter anyway!

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Thursday, April 15, 2010

National Debt 2010 and CCCChristo

April 15th 2010
Author Christo Strom

Hello United States Government and everyone involved. How are you today?
Do you see all the phony movements going on in the United States recently?
Notice a pattern?
I notice one extremely annoying pattern.
It is called the National Debt.
Eleven point Four Trillion Dollars and rising.

Know anyone with a plan to pay it off?
No? Well now you do.
My name is Chief Crazy Captain Christo
and I came to Earth for one purpose only>
To pay off the National Debt in the United States of America.

Please since you and I know how Washington D.C. operates
Let me inform all of the people who run Washington D.C.
and all the little governments in the States. I am going
to be making a rather loud ruckus down in Omaha Nebraska
Loud Ruckus meaning nothing more than playing a
Dimebag Darrell Razorback Explosion guitar that
was made according to Dean Markly's specifications.
Probably barbecuing some kick ass steaks and what not
on the Q. And teaching people that paying off the National
Debt is my top priority. It is actually my only priority.
So with that being said the next two years are critical.
I will be meeting with top business leaders to implement
this plan. People who " get" it will become rich! People who
don't "Get" it will be what I call the naysayer never do anything
but complain anyway. Any questions?
Well then, I must be on my way!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Sunday, April 4, 2010

TAGR by The Tale

April 4th 2010 Happy Easter
Author Christo Strom

TAGR by The Tale

Welcome aboard Matey!
Christo Strom here and I will be your host
ONLINE for The Future till like my Savior
I will be raised from The Dead to the
New Promised Life.
In the meantime,
what do I mean by TAGR by The Tale?
Exactly this.
I will be doing weekly Guitar Seminars
In Minnesota at various locations and
it will focus on Internet Marketing,
Selling On E-Bay, Raising Boatloads of Cash,
Helping One charity a month ( Goal setting!)
Positioning yourself as The Storyteller
in Charge of Your Destiny.
It will be filled with fun and funny moments
as I have a lot of stories to tell. It will
be filled with intense moments of emotional
outbreaks as people realize the power has
been within them the whole time and it
will be the start of a new way of living
in a healthy wealthy giving fashion.
Make sense? Ready to see the plans?
Be patient as I am going to be getting
the new sites ready one by one starting
May first and going up for the Super
Grand Opening of my new Offline Online
business. I will be on the lookout for
people who are serious enough to know
that this will take hard work but if
you stick with something you love, and
are passionate about, Anything is possible!
So again Welcome Aboard Matey.
Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. ( that's Pumpkin Script!)
Yes I am the same one who wrote
The Great Pumpkin Letters.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Statue of Liberty and Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Conversation between Chief Crazy Captain Christo and The Statue of Liberty

CCCChristo: "So I says to the Landlady , I will go and ask Pigpen from Days gone by, you know Pigpen from Grateful Dead days gone by,
and Pigpen from Charles Schultz Days gone by, and I will slay this DRAGON with PURE CUNNING HONEY"

S^O^L( Statue of Liberty): "But who are you again? Everyone knows me Chief Crazy Captain Christo. I am a gift from The French!"

CCCChristo:" Ahh yes, a gift from the FRENCH! A WENCH from the FRENCH. Hey you know what Lady Liberty, I love French's Mustard"

S^O^L ( rolling her eyes) " Oh not another Mustard Joke!"

CCCChristo : " Why can't you stand another Mustard Joke? Anyways, as I was saying, the reason I love French's Mustard is the color it represents.
You see I believe it represents the color of every Politician whoever has been elected to office, from the President of the United States to everyone below him.
From Supreme Court Justices, to House of Representatives to the Senate and Blah Blah Bloated Overpaid Windbags who claim to
" Represent the People"

S^O^L: " So You are saying Big Government and everyone involved are Chickens?"

CCCChristo: " B-I-N-G-O , we have a winner from The Ellis Island the Lady holding the Torch. In case you want to know why, I am posting this on EASTER EVE.
The reason as such My Lady is this . WARS AND The National DEBT. Oh by the way, you can catch my SPEECHES coming after July 9th 2010.
I will explain in PLAIN ENGLISH how to SLAY the NATIONAL DEBT using a FAMILY of AMERICAN VOLUNTEERS.

S^O^L: " How do you think you are going to accomplish this feat since no one has ever attempted this rather daunting task"

CCCChristo: " One Speech at a time, Five minutes or Less on YOUTUBE, Starting MAY First. Till then Keep the Light on My Lady"

S^O^L: " Can you give me two reasons I should listen to you Chief Crazy Captain Christo? "

CCCChristo:" I'll give you two reasons yeah sure here they are. You know that thing called LIFE and DEATH? You know the debate has been
going on for centuries about Life after Death. Well here's something to think about. You people on Earth haven't even figured out the answer
to WHAT CAME FIRST : The CHICKEN or The EGG. If you can't even come up with the answer to that question, what on Earth
are you doing trying to figure out Life after Death questions?"

Stay TUNED AMERICA and President Obama and Former Presidents still living.
As Jimi Hendrix would say , " I'm coming to GETCHA!:)