Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Red Flag Chile Challenge
I must either be in total denial or am completely CRAZY!
But I still believe in you guys. I will never give up hope
that you will eventually win the Super Bowl. I am still behind
every one of you 158%!!
I am working on a speech for July 9th down in Omaha Nebraska.
Why Omaha? Well I have heard that Billionaires like to have
people go to their place and I picked Warren Buffett. Whether
or not I will get an audience with Warren is another story but
I will be broadcasting the speech down in Omaha. The title of the
speech is RED FLAG CHILE CHALLENGE. I will let you know when it
is complete plus I will provide you with a transcript. It will be
intensely funny but have a serious ending. I have designed a THEA-TREE
House for a little American girl and I believe you Vikings would be proud
to know that you will be in the speech.
RESPECTFULLY IN TRUTH,
CHIEF CRAZY CAPTAIN CHRISTO
P.S. (that's Pumpkin Script!) Watch out for Youtube videos if you watch that
sort of channel.
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Open Letter for Zakk Wylde
The following letter was written to Zakk Wylde before a gig at The Myth in Maplewood Minnesota
last year. I am publishing this in the hopes that Zakk actually received it. You see I gave it to someone who worked at The Myth and I am not sure if Zakk actually received it. I also had a baseball hat made up special for Zakk to give to his kids to remind them of their Grandpa. On the hat was a Bald Eagle flying with an American flag in its mouth with the words Jerome Flippin Rules written on and around the Eagle. It was in memory of Zakk's father who had passed away last January and I was just trying to help Zakk out. So Zakk Wylde if you see this post somehow, meet me in Omaha Nebraska at your earliest convenience. I will let you know when I will be there!
Respectfully in Truth
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Here is the letter:
Greetings Mr. Wylde, 3.21.09 Night before Gig at The Myth
I know your time is valuable so I'll make this short and too the point.
My name is ????? and I have a favor to ask of you and Rob Zombie.
Could you guys get together sometime in the near future and write
A song for me. The theme of which will essentially be of saving
A lost little girl who has been through hell and is searching for a
Reason to keep on living. Do you think you and Rob could write
That song for me Zakk? I am going to be moving down to Nebraska
soon and starting up my own music world company that is based
heavily in Guitars ( mainly hard rock and Heavy Metal). I am going
to invite three of the Richest Americans and one of the Richest Brits to visit and I would love it if you
and Rob could show up. Oh by the way, I will play the song you write
on a Razorback Dimebag Darrell Dean Markley Explosion guitar ( Represent!)
Cause I know how much Dimebag meant to you Zakk. I just read about
your father Jerome and my condolences heartfelt Mr. Wylde! My father is also
reaching closer to that point which comes to everyone. I'd like to perform at least
one concert of thousands to come for him so I guess urgency would be the ticket of
the day Zakk. Keep rocking Z and best of luck to you always!
Respectfully,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. Your song would be placed in the eighth position because eternity is a long time
and I have the utmost RESPECT for you Zakk Wylde.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Brad Childress: Ezekiel verses 21-24
21 When those went, these went; and when those stood, these stood; and when those were lifted up from the earth, the wheels were lifted up over against them: for the spirit of the living creature
was in the wheels.
22 And the likeness of the firmament upon the heads of the living creature was as the colour of the terrible crystal, stretched forth over their heads above.
23 And under the firmament were their wings straight, the one toward the other: every one had two, which covered on this side, and every one had two, which covered on that side, their bodies.
24 And when they went, I heard the noise of their wings, like the noise of great waters, as the voice of the Almighty, the voice of speech, as the noise of an host: when they stood, they let down their wings.
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Prayers for the Family of Cincinnati Bengals Chris Henry Please keep him and his family
in your prayers as you get together for celebrations. I believe he would be watching Super Bowl 44 with Jesus so please if you are traveling for Christmas, talk to Saint Christopher for your safe travel to and fro.
Respectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Brad Childress : Ezekiel verses 17-20
17 When they went, they went upon their four sides: and they turned not when they went.
18 As for their rings, they were so high that they were dreadful; and their rings were full of eyes round about them four.
19 And when the living creatures went, the wheels went by them. and when the living creatures were lifted up from the earth, the wheels were lifted up.
20 Whithersoever the spirit was to go, they went , thither was their spirit to go; and the wheels lifted up over against them: for the spirit of the living creature was in the wheels.
" Going to Carolina in my mind"
Good luck Vikings in Carolina!
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Brad Childress : Ezekiel verses 13-16
14 And the living creatures ran and returned as the appearance of a flash of lightning.
15 &Now as I beheld the living creatures, behold one wheel upon the earth by the living creatures, with his four faces.
16 The appearance of the wheels and their work was like unto the colour of a beryl: and they four had one likeness : and their appearance and their work was as it were a wheel in the middle of a wheel.
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Small wheel turns by the firing rod, Big wheel turns by the grace of God
Every time that wheel turns around bound to cover just a little more ground. ( R. Hunter)
Go Vikings and Best Of Winning Luck to you!
Great ground and air attack looks pretty super to me!
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Monday, December 14, 2009
Brad Childress: Ezekiel verses 9-12
9 Their wings were joined one to another; they turned not when they went; they went every one straight forward.
10 As for the likeness of their faces, they four had the face of a man, and the face of a lion, on the right side: and they four had the face of an ox on the left side; they four also had the face of an eagle.
11 Thus were their faces: and their wings were stretched upward; two wings of every one were joined one to another, and two covered their bodies.
12 And they went everyone straight forward: whither the spirit was to go, they went; and they turned not when they went.
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Continued Minnesota 30 Cincinnati 10
A huge shout out to Mr Antoine Winfield #26 ( and two covered their bodies)
All the defense played huge. Great game gentlemen! Keep up the intensity!
Respectfully in Truth,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Brad Childress: Ezekiel verses 5-8
5 Also out of the midst thereof came the likeness of four living creatures. And this was their appearance; they had the likeness of a man.
6 And every one had four faces, and every one had four wings.
7 And their feet were straight feet; and the sole of their feet was like the sole of a calf's foot: and they sparkled like the colour of burnished brass.
8 And they had the hands of a man under their wings on their four sides; and they four had their faces and their wings.
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Minnesota Vikings 30 Cincinati Bengals 10
The team as a whole looked much better. Adrian Peterson good game
Chester Taylor awesome running. Sidney Rice another fine performance
Brett Favre Steady as she goes ( Captain!) Jared Allen Fine hustle :)
Missed Percy Harvin, Get Well Percy!
Nice to see E.J. Henderson's brother involved. Way to step up for your bro!
All in all a good day at the Dome. Kevin Williams nice D: All the Vikings
my heart bleeds Purple and Gold!

