Sidney Rice: Favre it Chile Recipe #18

Sidney Rice: Favre it Chile Recipe #18

This post should have been titled

Sidney's Kidneys Showtime Fire Up the Wagon Train
Hook up the Horses cause Miami is in the sites.

But it wouldn't fit on the line.
Anyway, Congratulations go out to Sidney Rice
for his awesome display yesterday at the HHH M-Dome
Truly an amazing performance. Making Brett Favre look
good is fine by me and I believe the whole Viking nation
would agree. Hats off to Sidney and all of the Vikings!

36 cans of Kidney Beans go into this famous Chile
44 pounds of Filet Mignon ( substitute for Lion :)
Serve with Rice
Top with Cheese
Feeds a whole Viking Nation

Respectfully in Truth

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. For official ingredients of this outstanding signature chile
please stay tuned!

Chief Crazy Captain Christo: Prayer for The DA

Dear Jesus,( An Excerpt from the Great Pumpkin Letters )
My name is Chief Crazy Captain Christo and my prayer request Oh LORD is this.
Please HELP ME to gather together around 12 to 24 THOUSAND willing participants
to help celebrate the life of one Darrell Abbott. I believe in you Jesus and I
humbly ask you for forgiveness. You know why I have this pain in my heart and
I am sure I am not the only one. Please help me Lord to gather these people on
Super Bowl Sunday in Dallas in 2011. I will bring whatever power you give me on
that day to bring a little love and understanding to a hurting and trusting Metal
community. Please help me fill the Crystal Ship with your Angels from above as I believe Angels are where you can find them. And Jesus, as always, I Love You
Your humble and willing servant,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. All the way through 2012 a Vikings Three Pet(erson) would be icing on the cake!

Pastor Bob - Open Letter for Business

WHERE ANGELS FEAR TO TREAD....

Dear Bob

Scene One

It has come to my attention that you are in need of “ a few dollars more,or as Clint Eastwood would say Do you feel lucky well do ya Punk!”

Or as Dr. Evil from Austin Powers might say,” about a little more than 1/20^th of a billion dollars” muhahahaha” My math may be a little off but you get the picture.

Scene Two

It came to my attention that a certain speaker at the Eagles lair whom I will call Space On ( rhymes with Jason) talked about the end times and referred to the congregation as either sheep or goats. Just because I love that analogy, I will help teach Jason er I mean Space On what is actually meant by that. Trust me. It is killer!

Scene Three

The Movie - “Men Who Stare at Goats” starring George Clooney and a host of other big name Hollywood stars is coming out or by the time you receive this is already out. The director of the movie is Grant Heslov. ( Important to remember Grant's name )

Scene Four

Pastor Bob , asking for a “few dollars more” to help with additions and sub contracting, mortgages, and a whole lot of other headaches that a normal church goer does not deal with.

Scene Five

The Happy Eagles in Training jamming away to all of the suite sounds of Salvation through Jesus. Start the tear train WOO WOO The Eagle has left the station!

Scene Six

Enter Chief Crazy Captain Christo ( What?) Yes the man with the Wild background and a Fear No Evil attitude says, “ Hey Pastor Bob, what you need is some real ENERGY FORCE behind your team of Great All Stars. Please let me help you out with a simple strategy. I have this CRAZY notion that I am supposed to let you lead us all into the PROMISED LAND which I presume to be PARADISE. But before I let you have the REIGNS, I need a little help from you and all of Eagle Brook. Pay attention Bob!

Scene Seven

It will start with an ENERGY plan. I will give you all the rights and such to this ENERGY plan if you will only agree to tithe me ten percent when we get this thing going. It will probably take a few months to set up but once set up, I will give you all the tools to run this baby on your own and if run properly you might never have to ask for money again as long as you shall live. This is what I call The Peak of Curiosity. Either you are intrigued and want to know more or you have already written this off as a quack job. To put it bluntly like Bob Dylan , ....” You either got Faith or you got unbelief and there aint no neutral ground...”

Scene Eight

The Movie Rights- I keep everything about this plan under wraps like a huge Christmas Present. I will let you in on a little secret. This present never stops giving and since this is the year of Chilly and Cheese ( Brad Childress and Brett Favre # 4-giving!). If you would like to find out more talk amongst your congregation of Eagles and let me know if you want to “ learn how to fly”

Brad Childress Part 2: Favrete Chile Recipes

Brad Childress's Favorite Chile Recipes

You take 24 pounds of Percy Harvin's Ground Chuck( Double Number 12)
You take 8 Cans of Kidney Beans ( Double Number 4)
69 different Chilly spices with chopped Idaho potatoes
Put ingrediants together with a stuffed Lamb bowl
Sprinkle in a little cheese

Simmer on high for two hours and wa lah
Instant Chile Delight
Serves 44 Hungry People although it is rumoured to have fed
at least 53 Hungry Men in Miami. Stay tuned Go Vikes!
Let the Chilly Chile Fest begin! Give Thanks and Let's EAT!!!!!!!
Chief Crazy Captain Christo says, " GRACE"