4708 Tiger (Metal-Tiger-27-79)

4708 Tiger ( Metal-Tiger-27-79)

Author Christo Strom

Ok hello all you Chinese Year of the Tiger fans out there.
This is Chief Crazy Captain Christo with a report of what
is going to be going down for the rest of this year.
Since I am going to be starting a TAGR GUITAR SEMINAR SERIES
Now is the perfect time to let you know how to get involved.

What I will be doing is getting up on stage, playing a few guitars
Jammin some tunes, filming videos, explaining how to sell stuff
online, how to get your website ranked high so people can find
you, how to sell on e-bay, how to charge people to attend your
seminars so everyone can get healthy with their wealthy.

As you may be wondering about the Title of this post, I will
Clue you in. The 4708 Tiger means this: To be able to attend
my seminars, you will need to pay up front $4,708. There
will be a strict limit to how many people can attend. This will
be THE TICKET for Minnesotans because this is where I am
going to be starting the show. So if you can be in Minnesota
when we do our live taping, you will soon be on your way
to the Healthy and Wealthy portion of your life that everyone
craves so much.

Second part of the title ( Metal-Tiger-27-79) This is crucial
that you understand this part. If you can't afford the $4,708
up front fee, there is a back door to all of this. The 27-79 part is
this:

I will be offering up an E-book of The Great Pumpkin Letters
with instructions on E-Bay that will cost $ 27.00 . After you receive
the copy of the E-Book and the "special instructions" you will
receive in the mail, you will then need to register for $79.00 to
qualify for a Free Ticket to attend my Seminar. Then, and this
is the real kicker, you will be trained to make BOO KOO Bucks.
( to be read as A Ton of Cash) After, you make your Boo Koo
Bucks it is recommended but not mandatory that you donate
$2,779 so that I can continue to teach everyone who has a
dream of being healthy and wealthy a chance to do so.
It is also the right thing to do/

Respectfully in Truth,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. Look on E-Bay starting in August, probably
starting August 20th in Honor of Darrell Abbott
for as Zakk Wylde once said " Everyday is Dime's Day!"
Thank you Zakk Wylde for your inspirational words.
I will try to live up to your high standards and
honor your best buddy!

Super Sexy Joe " COOL" Mauer

March 6th, 2010
Author Christo Strom

Now the title of this blog post is not to imply that I think
Joe Mauer is Super Sexy. No, that would be wrong.
To all the female Minnesota Twins fans,
especially Leah McLean from KTSP Channel 5,
they would disagree with me. And that is fine.
No I titled the blog post because I just bought a
left handed Rawlings, Joe Mauer
Catcher's Mitt and I want to alert
you of an upcoming Great Pumpkin Letter
that will be titled
SNOOPY Part Seven of Seven-
Joe "Cool" Mauer-The Real Snoopy!

Besides which I also want to alert you of some
cool videos that I will be launching
in April to coincide with the
Twins Inaugural Season at their new
outdoor stadium.
And lastly is to remind the Twins fans
that in order for me to get a hold of Rob Zombie
to film a 15 to 20 minute film involving Bert Blyleven,
I will need them all to comment
on my videos. Stay Tuned Twins Fans everywhere.
The Race is ON!
Good luck to Joe Mauer and all the Twins
on their upcoming season.
I am looking foreward to a
Championship season OUTDOORS!

Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. That is Pumpkin Script- Please Read
The Great Pumpkin Letters about
Bert Blyleven to get up to speed.