April 21st 2010
Author Christo Strom
Short short post today about a basketball game with The President
Democratic portion 12,000 tickets at $40,000 a piece
Republican and Independents portion 12,000 tickets at $30,000
WINNER TAKE ALL more details in video below. Enjoy! Play fair!
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Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Orange Race Card Angels: National Debt Clock
April 17th 2010
Author Christo Strom
Quick question for you.
Do you know what The National Debt for the United States of America is?
Do you even care?
Well I do, and I have a solution for all of the U.S.A.'s citizens to rally for
REAL CHANGE
Like Zero National Debt
Fresh as the Morning Dew
" Walk me out in the Morning Dew my Honey!..." (ROB H.:)
I guess it DOES Matter anyway!
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Author Christo Strom
Quick question for you.
Do you know what The National Debt for the United States of America is?
Do you even care?
Well I do, and I have a solution for all of the U.S.A.'s citizens to rally for
REAL CHANGE
Like Zero National Debt
Fresh as the Morning Dew
" Walk me out in the Morning Dew my Honey!..." (ROB H.:)
I guess it DOES Matter anyway!
" "
Thursday, April 15, 2010
National Debt 2010 and CCCChristo
April 15th 2010
Author Christo Strom
Hello United States Government and everyone involved. How are you today?
Do you see all the phony movements going on in the United States recently?
Notice a pattern?
I notice one extremely annoying pattern.
It is called the National Debt.
Eleven point Four Trillion Dollars and rising.
Know anyone with a plan to pay it off?
No? Well now you do.
My name is Chief Crazy Captain Christo
and I came to Earth for one purpose only>
To pay off the National Debt in the United States of America.
Please since you and I know how Washington D.C. operates
Let me inform all of the people who run Washington D.C.
and all the little governments in the States. I am going
to be making a rather loud ruckus down in Omaha Nebraska
Loud Ruckus meaning nothing more than playing a
Dimebag Darrell Razorback Explosion guitar that
was made according to Dean Markly's specifications.
Probably barbecuing some kick ass steaks and what not
on the Q. And teaching people that paying off the National
Debt is my top priority. It is actually my only priority.
So with that being said the next two years are critical.
I will be meeting with top business leaders to implement
this plan. People who " get" it will become rich! People who
don't "Get" it will be what I call the naysayer never do anything
but complain anyway. Any questions?
Well then, I must be on my way!
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Author Christo Strom
Hello United States Government and everyone involved. How are you today?
Do you see all the phony movements going on in the United States recently?
Notice a pattern?
I notice one extremely annoying pattern.
It is called the National Debt.
Eleven point Four Trillion Dollars and rising.
Know anyone with a plan to pay it off?
No? Well now you do.
My name is Chief Crazy Captain Christo
and I came to Earth for one purpose only>
To pay off the National Debt in the United States of America.
Please since you and I know how Washington D.C. operates
Let me inform all of the people who run Washington D.C.
and all the little governments in the States. I am going
to be making a rather loud ruckus down in Omaha Nebraska
Loud Ruckus meaning nothing more than playing a
Dimebag Darrell Razorback Explosion guitar that
was made according to Dean Markly's specifications.
Probably barbecuing some kick ass steaks and what not
on the Q. And teaching people that paying off the National
Debt is my top priority. It is actually my only priority.
So with that being said the next two years are critical.
I will be meeting with top business leaders to implement
this plan. People who " get" it will become rich! People who
don't "Get" it will be what I call the naysayer never do anything
but complain anyway. Any questions?
Well then, I must be on my way!
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Sunday, April 4, 2010
TAGR by The Tale
April 4th 2010 Happy Easter
Author Christo Strom
TAGR by The Tale
Welcome aboard Matey!
Christo Strom here and I will be your host
ONLINE for The Future till like my Savior
I will be raised from The Dead to the
New Promised Life.
In the meantime,
what do I mean by TAGR by The Tale?
Exactly this.
I will be doing weekly Guitar Seminars
In Minnesota at various locations and
it will focus on Internet Marketing,
Selling On E-Bay, Raising Boatloads of Cash,
Helping One charity a month ( Goal setting!)
Positioning yourself as The Storyteller
in Charge of Your Destiny.
It will be filled with fun and funny moments
as I have a lot of stories to tell. It will
be filled with intense moments of emotional
outbreaks as people realize the power has
been within them the whole time and it
will be the start of a new way of living
in a healthy wealthy giving fashion.
Make sense? Ready to see the plans?
Be patient as I am going to be getting
the new sites ready one by one starting
May first and going up for the Super
Grand Opening of my new Offline Online
business. I will be on the lookout for
people who are serious enough to know
that this will take hard work but if
you stick with something you love, and
are passionate about, Anything is possible!
So again Welcome Aboard Matey.
Respectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. ( that's Pumpkin Script!)
Yes I am the same one who wrote
The Great Pumpkin Letters.
Author Christo Strom
TAGR by The Tale
Welcome aboard Matey!
Christo Strom here and I will be your host
ONLINE for The Future till like my Savior
I will be raised from The Dead to the
New Promised Life.
In the meantime,
what do I mean by TAGR by The Tale?
Exactly this.
I will be doing weekly Guitar Seminars
In Minnesota at various locations and
it will focus on Internet Marketing,
Selling On E-Bay, Raising Boatloads of Cash,
Helping One charity a month ( Goal setting!)
Positioning yourself as The Storyteller
in Charge of Your Destiny.
It will be filled with fun and funny moments
as I have a lot of stories to tell. It will
be filled with intense moments of emotional
outbreaks as people realize the power has
been within them the whole time and it
will be the start of a new way of living
in a healthy wealthy giving fashion.
Make sense? Ready to see the plans?
Be patient as I am going to be getting
the new sites ready one by one starting
May first and going up for the Super
Grand Opening of my new Offline Online
business. I will be on the lookout for
people who are serious enough to know
that this will take hard work but if
you stick with something you love, and
are passionate about, Anything is possible!
So again Welcome Aboard Matey.
Respectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. ( that's Pumpkin Script!)
Yes I am the same one who wrote
The Great Pumpkin Letters.
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Statue of Liberty and Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Conversation between Chief Crazy Captain Christo and The Statue of Liberty
CCCChristo: "So I says to the Landlady , I will go and ask Pigpen from Days gone by, you know Pigpen from Grateful Dead days gone by,
and Pigpen from Charles Schultz Days gone by, and I will slay this DRAGON with PURE CUNNING HONEY"
S^O^L( Statue of Liberty): "But who are you again? Everyone knows me Chief Crazy Captain Christo. I am a gift from The French!"
CCCChristo:" Ahh yes, a gift from the FRENCH! A WENCH from the FRENCH. Hey you know what Lady Liberty, I love French's Mustard"
S^O^L ( rolling her eyes) " Oh not another Mustard Joke!"
CCCChristo : " Why can't you stand another Mustard Joke? Anyways, as I was saying, the reason I love French's Mustard is the color it represents.
You see I believe it represents the color of every Politician whoever has been elected to office, from the President of the United States to everyone below him.
From Supreme Court Justices, to House of Representatives to the Senate and Blah Blah Bloated Overpaid Windbags who claim to
" Represent the People"
S^O^L: " So You are saying Big Government and everyone involved are Chickens?"
CCCChristo: " B-I-N-G-O , we have a winner from The Ellis Island the Lady holding the Torch. In case you want to know why, I am posting this on EASTER EVE.
The reason as such My Lady is this . WARS AND The National DEBT. Oh by the way, you can catch my SPEECHES coming after July 9th 2010.
I will explain in PLAIN ENGLISH how to SLAY the NATIONAL DEBT using a FAMILY of AMERICAN VOLUNTEERS.
S^O^L: " How do you think you are going to accomplish this feat since no one has ever attempted this rather daunting task"
CCCChristo: " One Speech at a time, Five minutes or Less on YOUTUBE, Starting MAY First. Till then Keep the Light on My Lady"
S^O^L: " Can you give me two reasons I should listen to you Chief Crazy Captain Christo? "
CCCChristo:" I'll give you two reasons yeah sure here they are. You know that thing called LIFE and DEATH? You know the debate has been
going on for centuries about Life after Death. Well here's something to think about. You people on Earth haven't even figured out the answer
to WHAT CAME FIRST : The CHICKEN or The EGG. If you can't even come up with the answer to that question, what on Earth
are you doing trying to figure out Life after Death questions?"
Stay TUNED AMERICA and President Obama and Former Presidents still living.
As Jimi Hendrix would say , " I'm coming to GETCHA!:)
CCCChristo: "So I says to the Landlady , I will go and ask Pigpen from Days gone by, you know Pigpen from Grateful Dead days gone by,
and Pigpen from Charles Schultz Days gone by, and I will slay this DRAGON with PURE CUNNING HONEY"
S^O^L( Statue of Liberty): "But who are you again? Everyone knows me Chief Crazy Captain Christo. I am a gift from The French!"
CCCChristo:" Ahh yes, a gift from the FRENCH! A WENCH from the FRENCH. Hey you know what Lady Liberty, I love French's Mustard"
S^O^L ( rolling her eyes) " Oh not another Mustard Joke!"
CCCChristo : " Why can't you stand another Mustard Joke? Anyways, as I was saying, the reason I love French's Mustard is the color it represents.
You see I believe it represents the color of every Politician whoever has been elected to office, from the President of the United States to everyone below him.
From Supreme Court Justices, to House of Representatives to the Senate and Blah Blah Bloated Overpaid Windbags who claim to
" Represent the People"
S^O^L: " So You are saying Big Government and everyone involved are Chickens?"
CCCChristo: " B-I-N-G-O , we have a winner from The Ellis Island the Lady holding the Torch. In case you want to know why, I am posting this on EASTER EVE.
The reason as such My Lady is this . WARS AND The National DEBT. Oh by the way, you can catch my SPEECHES coming after July 9th 2010.
I will explain in PLAIN ENGLISH how to SLAY the NATIONAL DEBT using a FAMILY of AMERICAN VOLUNTEERS.
S^O^L: " How do you think you are going to accomplish this feat since no one has ever attempted this rather daunting task"
CCCChristo: " One Speech at a time, Five minutes or Less on YOUTUBE, Starting MAY First. Till then Keep the Light on My Lady"
S^O^L: " Can you give me two reasons I should listen to you Chief Crazy Captain Christo? "
CCCChristo:" I'll give you two reasons yeah sure here they are. You know that thing called LIFE and DEATH? You know the debate has been
going on for centuries about Life after Death. Well here's something to think about. You people on Earth haven't even figured out the answer
to WHAT CAME FIRST : The CHICKEN or The EGG. If you can't even come up with the answer to that question, what on Earth
are you doing trying to figure out Life after Death questions?"
Stay TUNED AMERICA and President Obama and Former Presidents still living.
As Jimi Hendrix would say , " I'm coming to GETCHA!:)
Sunday, March 28, 2010
4708 Tiger (Metal-Tiger-27-79)
4708 Tiger ( Metal-Tiger-27-79)
Author Christo Strom
Ok hello all you Chinese Year of the Tiger fans out there.
This is Chief Crazy Captain Christo with a report of what
is going to be going down for the rest of this year.
Since I am going to be starting a TAGR GUITAR SEMINAR SERIES
Now is the perfect time to let you know how to get involved.
What I will be doing is getting up on stage, playing a few guitars
Jammin some tunes, filming videos, explaining how to sell stuff
online, how to get your website ranked high so people can find
you, how to sell on e-bay, how to charge people to attend your
seminars so everyone can get healthy with their wealthy.
As you may be wondering about the Title of this post, I will
Clue you in. The 4708 Tiger means this: To be able to attend
my seminars, you will need to pay up front $4,708. There
will be a strict limit to how many people can attend. This will
be THE TICKET for Minnesotans because this is where I am
going to be starting the show. So if you can be in Minnesota
when we do our live taping, you will soon be on your way
to the Healthy and Wealthy portion of your life that everyone
craves so much.
Second part of the title ( Metal-Tiger-27-79) This is crucial
that you understand this part. If you can't afford the $4,708
up front fee, there is a back door to all of this. The 27-79 part is
this:
I will be offering up an E-book of The Great Pumpkin Letters
with instructions on E-Bay that will cost $ 27.00 . After you receive
the copy of the E-Book and the "special instructions" you will
receive in the mail, you will then need to register for $79.00 to
qualify for a Free Ticket to attend my Seminar. Then, and this
is the real kicker, you will be trained to make BOO KOO Bucks.
( to be read as A Ton of Cash) After, you make your Boo Koo
Bucks it is recommended but not mandatory that you donate
$2,779 so that I can continue to teach everyone who has a
dream of being healthy and wealthy a chance to do so.
It is also the right thing to do/
Respectfully in Truth,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. Look on E-Bay starting in August, probably
starting August 20th in Honor of Darrell Abbott
for as Zakk Wylde once said " Everyday is Dime's Day!"
Thank you Zakk Wylde for your inspirational words.
I will try to live up to your high standards and
honor your best buddy!
Author Christo Strom
Ok hello all you Chinese Year of the Tiger fans out there.
This is Chief Crazy Captain Christo with a report of what
is going to be going down for the rest of this year.
Since I am going to be starting a TAGR GUITAR SEMINAR SERIES
Now is the perfect time to let you know how to get involved.
What I will be doing is getting up on stage, playing a few guitars
Jammin some tunes, filming videos, explaining how to sell stuff
online, how to get your website ranked high so people can find
you, how to sell on e-bay, how to charge people to attend your
seminars so everyone can get healthy with their wealthy.
As you may be wondering about the Title of this post, I will
Clue you in. The 4708 Tiger means this: To be able to attend
my seminars, you will need to pay up front $4,708. There
will be a strict limit to how many people can attend. This will
be THE TICKET for Minnesotans because this is where I am
going to be starting the show. So if you can be in Minnesota
when we do our live taping, you will soon be on your way
to the Healthy and Wealthy portion of your life that everyone
craves so much.
Second part of the title ( Metal-Tiger-27-79) This is crucial
that you understand this part. If you can't afford the $4,708
up front fee, there is a back door to all of this. The 27-79 part is
this:
I will be offering up an E-book of The Great Pumpkin Letters
with instructions on E-Bay that will cost $ 27.00 . After you receive
the copy of the E-Book and the "special instructions" you will
receive in the mail, you will then need to register for $79.00 to
qualify for a Free Ticket to attend my Seminar. Then, and this
is the real kicker, you will be trained to make BOO KOO Bucks.
( to be read as A Ton of Cash) After, you make your Boo Koo
Bucks it is recommended but not mandatory that you donate
$2,779 so that I can continue to teach everyone who has a
dream of being healthy and wealthy a chance to do so.
It is also the right thing to do/
Respectfully in Truth,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. Look on E-Bay starting in August, probably
starting August 20th in Honor of Darrell Abbott
for as Zakk Wylde once said " Everyday is Dime's Day!"
Thank you Zakk Wylde for your inspirational words.
I will try to live up to your high standards and
honor your best buddy!
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Super Sexy Joe " COOL" Mauer
March 6th, 2010
Author Christo Strom
Now the title of this blog post is not to imply that I think
Joe Mauer is Super Sexy. No, that would be wrong.
To all the female Minnesota Twins fans,
especially Leah McLean from KTSP Channel 5,
they would disagree with me. And that is fine.
No I titled the blog post because I just bought a
left handed Rawlings, Joe Mauer
Catcher's Mitt and I want to alert
you of an upcoming Great Pumpkin Letter
that will be titled
SNOOPY Part Seven of Seven-
Joe "Cool" Mauer-The Real Snoopy!
Besides which I also want to alert you of some
cool videos that I will be launching
in April to coincide with the
Twins Inaugural Season at their new
outdoor stadium.
And lastly is to remind the Twins fans
that in order for me to get a hold of Rob Zombie
to film a 15 to 20 minute film involving Bert Blyleven,
I will need them all to comment
on my videos. Stay Tuned Twins Fans everywhere.
The Race is ON!
Good luck to Joe Mauer and all the Twins
on their upcoming season.
I am looking foreward to a
Championship season OUTDOORS!
Respectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. That is Pumpkin Script- Please Read
The Great Pumpkin Letters about
Bert Blyleven to get up to speed.
Author Christo Strom
Now the title of this blog post is not to imply that I think
Joe Mauer is Super Sexy. No, that would be wrong.
To all the female Minnesota Twins fans,
especially Leah McLean from KTSP Channel 5,
they would disagree with me. And that is fine.
No I titled the blog post because I just bought a
left handed Rawlings, Joe Mauer
Catcher's Mitt and I want to alert
you of an upcoming Great Pumpkin Letter
that will be titled
SNOOPY Part Seven of Seven-
Joe "Cool" Mauer-The Real Snoopy!
Besides which I also want to alert you of some
cool videos that I will be launching
in April to coincide with the
Twins Inaugural Season at their new
outdoor stadium.
And lastly is to remind the Twins fans
that in order for me to get a hold of Rob Zombie
to film a 15 to 20 minute film involving Bert Blyleven,
I will need them all to comment
on my videos. Stay Tuned Twins Fans everywhere.
The Race is ON!
Good luck to Joe Mauer and all the Twins
on their upcoming season.
I am looking foreward to a
Championship season OUTDOORS!
Respectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. That is Pumpkin Script- Please Read
The Great Pumpkin Letters about
Bert Blyleven to get up to speed.
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