Jesus and Lance ( For the Abbott Family +++) from CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Last Reminder that National Debt Training
Begins in the United States of America
January 4th 2011 starting in St. Paul Minnesota

December 8th 2010

( A post for Darrell Lance Abbott's Family and Friends)

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

TO: Darrell Lance Abbott's Family and Friends
From: CCCChristo

The hole in your hearts reveals your true love for
Darrell. Nothing I can say will lessen the size of your
loss six years ago. So please read this with the understanding
that all I can do is try.
Try
Rhymes with Cry.
Try
Rhymes with Why.
Try
Rhymes with Bye.
Try saying Good-Bye without the Cry or the Why.
I think you will find it next to impossible.
Which is why I would like to ask all of the Abbott's , especially his
brother , who I will just call the HELLYEAH brother, to stand beside
me when I testify before the United States Congress and the
President of the United States of America about how to
erase the national debt. I will bring a left handed Dean Markely
Dimebag Razor Back Explosion Guitar that I will hold above my head
when I explain how to erase the national debt. It will be Simple Man!
You will know me when you see me. In Wah Wah Washington D.C.
Please forward this post to the right people. Please and Thank You!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

P.S. God bless the Abbott's +++

Teaching Abbott Garcia Rossington

April 23rd 2010
Author Christo Strom

TEACHING ABBOTT GARCIA ROSSINGTON

Attention: Guitar Players and Guitar Enthusiasts

Coming in January 2011 to the Twin Cities Minnesota
Live performances, video production, recording methods
Gear reviews, and as much as I know or care to know
about Darrell Abbott, Jerry Garcia and Gary Rossington

TAGR Guitar Seminar
Hosted by Orange Race Card Angels' Christo Strom
will be a twice monthly live seminar series
featuring the Guitar playing styles of these
Three Rock and Roll Icons
Two are no longer with us.
One, thankfully, is still jamming with Skynyrd!

Please signup online for newsletter starting
in August of 2010

Keep rockin!

Respectfully in Truth,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

4708 Tiger (Metal-Tiger-27-79)

4708 Tiger ( Metal-Tiger-27-79)

Author Christo Strom

Ok hello all you Chinese Year of the Tiger fans out there.
This is Chief Crazy Captain Christo with a report of what
is going to be going down for the rest of this year.
Since I am going to be starting a TAGR GUITAR SEMINAR SERIES
Now is the perfect time to let you know how to get involved.

What I will be doing is getting up on stage, playing a few guitars
Jammin some tunes, filming videos, explaining how to sell stuff
online, how to get your website ranked high so people can find
you, how to sell on e-bay, how to charge people to attend your
seminars so everyone can get healthy with their wealthy.

As you may be wondering about the Title of this post, I will
Clue you in. The 4708 Tiger means this: To be able to attend
my seminars, you will need to pay up front $4,708. There
will be a strict limit to how many people can attend. This will
be THE TICKET for Minnesotans because this is where I am
going to be starting the show. So if you can be in Minnesota
when we do our live taping, you will soon be on your way
to the Healthy and Wealthy portion of your life that everyone
craves so much.

Second part of the title ( Metal-Tiger-27-79) This is crucial
that you understand this part. If you can't afford the $4,708
up front fee, there is a back door to all of this. The 27-79 part is
this:

I will be offering up an E-book of The Great Pumpkin Letters
with instructions on E-Bay that will cost $ 27.00 . After you receive
the copy of the E-Book and the "special instructions" you will
receive in the mail, you will then need to register for $79.00 to
qualify for a Free Ticket to attend my Seminar. Then, and this
is the real kicker, you will be trained to make BOO KOO Bucks.
( to be read as A Ton of Cash) After, you make your Boo Koo
Bucks it is recommended but not mandatory that you donate
$2,779 so that I can continue to teach everyone who has a
dream of being healthy and wealthy a chance to do so.
It is also the right thing to do/

Respectfully in Truth,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. Look on E-Bay starting in August, probably
starting August 20th in Honor of Darrell Abbott
for as Zakk Wylde once said " Everyday is Dime's Day!"
Thank you Zakk Wylde for your inspirational words.
I will try to live up to your high standards and
honor your best buddy!

Chief Crazy Captain Christo: Prayer for The DA

Dear Jesus,( An Excerpt from the Great Pumpkin Letters )
My name is Chief Crazy Captain Christo and my prayer request Oh LORD is this.
Please HELP ME to gather together around 12 to 24 THOUSAND willing participants
to help celebrate the life of one Darrell Abbott. I believe in you Jesus and I
humbly ask you for forgiveness. You know why I have this pain in my heart and
I am sure I am not the only one. Please help me Lord to gather these people on
Super Bowl Sunday in Dallas in 2011. I will bring whatever power you give me on
that day to bring a little love and understanding to a hurting and trusting Metal
community. Please help me fill the Crystal Ship with your Angels from above as I believe Angels are where you can find them. And Jesus, as always, I Love You
Your humble and willing servant,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. All the way through 2012 a Vikings Three Pet(erson) would be icing on the cake!