4708 Tiger (Metal-Tiger-27-79)

4708 Tiger ( Metal-Tiger-27-79)

Author Christo Strom

Ok hello all you Chinese Year of the Tiger fans out there.
This is Chief Crazy Captain Christo with a report of what
is going to be going down for the rest of this year.
Since I am going to be starting a TAGR GUITAR SEMINAR SERIES
Now is the perfect time to let you know how to get involved.

What I will be doing is getting up on stage, playing a few guitars
Jammin some tunes, filming videos, explaining how to sell stuff
online, how to get your website ranked high so people can find
you, how to sell on e-bay, how to charge people to attend your
seminars so everyone can get healthy with their wealthy.

As you may be wondering about the Title of this post, I will
Clue you in. The 4708 Tiger means this: To be able to attend
my seminars, you will need to pay up front $4,708. There
will be a strict limit to how many people can attend. This will
be THE TICKET for Minnesotans because this is where I am
going to be starting the show. So if you can be in Minnesota
when we do our live taping, you will soon be on your way
to the Healthy and Wealthy portion of your life that everyone
craves so much.

Second part of the title ( Metal-Tiger-27-79) This is crucial
that you understand this part. If you can't afford the $4,708
up front fee, there is a back door to all of this. The 27-79 part is
this:

I will be offering up an E-book of The Great Pumpkin Letters
with instructions on E-Bay that will cost $ 27.00 . After you receive
the copy of the E-Book and the "special instructions" you will
receive in the mail, you will then need to register for $79.00 to
qualify for a Free Ticket to attend my Seminar. Then, and this
is the real kicker, you will be trained to make BOO KOO Bucks.
( to be read as A Ton of Cash) After, you make your Boo Koo
Bucks it is recommended but not mandatory that you donate
$2,779 so that I can continue to teach everyone who has a
dream of being healthy and wealthy a chance to do so.
It is also the right thing to do/

Respectfully in Truth,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. Look on E-Bay starting in August, probably
starting August 20th in Honor of Darrell Abbott
for as Zakk Wylde once said " Everyday is Dime's Day!"
Thank you Zakk Wylde for your inspirational words.
I will try to live up to your high standards and
honor your best buddy!

Open Letter for Zakk Wylde

January Twenty Third Two Thousand and Ten

The following letter was written to Zakk Wylde before a gig at The Myth in Maplewood Minnesota
last year. I am publishing this in the hopes that Zakk actually received it. You see I gave it to someone who worked at The Myth and I am not sure if Zakk actually received it. I also had a baseball hat made up special for Zakk to give to his kids to remind them of their Grandpa. On the hat was a Bald Eagle flying with an American flag in its mouth with the words Jerome Flippin Rules written on and around the Eagle. It was in memory of Zakk's father who had passed away last January and I was just trying to help Zakk out. So Zakk Wylde if you see this post somehow, meet me in Omaha Nebraska at your earliest convenience. I will let you know when I will be there!

Respectfully in Truth

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Here is the letter:

Greetings Mr. Wylde, 3.21.09 Night before Gig at The Myth

I know your time is valuable so I'll make this short and too the point.

My name is ????? and I have a favor to ask of you and Rob Zombie.

Could you guys get together sometime in the near future and write

A song for me. The theme of which will essentially be of saving

A lost little girl who has been through hell and is searching for a

Reason to keep on living. Do you think you and Rob could write

That song for me Zakk? I am going to be moving down to Nebraska

soon and starting up my own music world company that is based

heavily in Guitars ( mainly hard rock and Heavy Metal). I am going

to invite three of the Richest Americans and one of the Richest Brits to visit and I would love it if you

and Rob could show up. Oh by the way, I will play the song you write

on a Razorback Dimebag Darrell Dean Markley Explosion guitar ( Represent!)

Cause I know how much Dimebag meant to you Zakk. I just read about

your father Jerome and my condolences heartfelt Mr. Wylde! My father is also

reaching closer to that point which comes to everyone. I'd like to perform at least

one concert of thousands to come for him so I guess urgency would be the ticket of

the day Zakk. Keep rocking Z and best of luck to you always!

Respectfully,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. Your song would be placed in the eighth position because eternity is a long time

and I have the utmost RESPECT for you Zakk Wylde.