Warren Buffett Omaha July 9th 2010

Monday May 3rd 2010
Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner-Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Warren Buffett, I triple dawg dare ya!
Oh the dreaded triple dawg dare.
Nobody in the history of the whole universe
including the www.world
has ever been able to win when Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Triple Dawg Dares you.

Warren Buffett what say you? Billionaire Summit, I shall
START with you. July 9th 2010. Meet me in Omaha!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. Here's a little video for you Warren so you will be able
to recognize me when we meet!

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National Debt 2010 and CCCChristo

April 15th 2010
Author Christo Strom

Hello United States Government and everyone involved. How are you today?
Do you see all the phony movements going on in the United States recently?
Notice a pattern?
I notice one extremely annoying pattern.
It is called the National Debt.
Eleven point Four Trillion Dollars and rising.

Know anyone with a plan to pay it off?
No? Well now you do.
My name is Chief Crazy Captain Christo
and I came to Earth for one purpose only>
To pay off the National Debt in the United States of America.

Please since you and I know how Washington D.C. operates
Let me inform all of the people who run Washington D.C.
and all the little governments in the States. I am going
to be making a rather loud ruckus down in Omaha Nebraska
Loud Ruckus meaning nothing more than playing a
Dimebag Darrell Razorback Explosion guitar that
was made according to Dean Markly's specifications.
Probably barbecuing some kick ass steaks and what not
on the Q. And teaching people that paying off the National
Debt is my top priority. It is actually my only priority.
So with that being said the next two years are critical.
I will be meeting with top business leaders to implement
this plan. People who " get" it will become rich! People who
don't "Get" it will be what I call the naysayer never do anything
but complain anyway. Any questions?
Well then, I must be on my way!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

TAGR by The Tale

April 4th 2010 Happy Easter
Author Christo Strom

TAGR by The Tale

Welcome aboard Matey!
Christo Strom here and I will be your host
ONLINE for The Future till like my Savior
I will be raised from The Dead to the
New Promised Life.
In the meantime,
what do I mean by TAGR by The Tale?
Exactly this.
I will be doing weekly Guitar Seminars
In Minnesota at various locations and
it will focus on Internet Marketing,
Selling On E-Bay, Raising Boatloads of Cash,
Helping One charity a month ( Goal setting!)
Positioning yourself as The Storyteller
in Charge of Your Destiny.
It will be filled with fun and funny moments
as I have a lot of stories to tell. It will
be filled with intense moments of emotional
outbreaks as people realize the power has
been within them the whole time and it
will be the start of a new way of living
in a healthy wealthy giving fashion.
Make sense? Ready to see the plans?
Be patient as I am going to be getting
the new sites ready one by one starting
May first and going up for the Super
Grand Opening of my new Offline Online
business. I will be on the lookout for
people who are serious enough to know
that this will take hard work but if
you stick with something you love, and
are passionate about, Anything is possible!
So again Welcome Aboard Matey.
Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. ( that's Pumpkin Script!)
Yes I am the same one who wrote
The Great Pumpkin Letters.

Statue of Liberty and Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Conversation between Chief Crazy Captain Christo and The Statue of Liberty

CCCChristo: "So I says to the Landlady , I will go and ask Pigpen from Days gone by, you know Pigpen from Grateful Dead days gone by,
and Pigpen from Charles Schultz Days gone by, and I will slay this DRAGON with PURE CUNNING HONEY"

S^O^L( Statue of Liberty): "But who are you again? Everyone knows me Chief Crazy Captain Christo. I am a gift from The French!"

CCCChristo:" Ahh yes, a gift from the FRENCH! A WENCH from the FRENCH. Hey you know what Lady Liberty, I love French's Mustard"

S^O^L ( rolling her eyes) " Oh not another Mustard Joke!"

CCCChristo : " Why can't you stand another Mustard Joke? Anyways, as I was saying, the reason I love French's Mustard is the color it represents.
You see I believe it represents the color of every Politician whoever has been elected to office, from the President of the United States to everyone below him.
From Supreme Court Justices, to House of Representatives to the Senate and Blah Blah Bloated Overpaid Windbags who claim to
" Represent the People"

S^O^L: " So You are saying Big Government and everyone involved are Chickens?"

CCCChristo: " B-I-N-G-O , we have a winner from The Ellis Island the Lady holding the Torch. In case you want to know why, I am posting this on EASTER EVE.
The reason as such My Lady is this . WARS AND The National DEBT. Oh by the way, you can catch my SPEECHES coming after July 9th 2010.
I will explain in PLAIN ENGLISH how to SLAY the NATIONAL DEBT using a FAMILY of AMERICAN VOLUNTEERS.

S^O^L: " How do you think you are going to accomplish this feat since no one has ever attempted this rather daunting task"

CCCChristo: " One Speech at a time, Five minutes or Less on YOUTUBE, Starting MAY First. Till then Keep the Light on My Lady"

S^O^L: " Can you give me two reasons I should listen to you Chief Crazy Captain Christo? "

CCCChristo:" I'll give you two reasons yeah sure here they are. You know that thing called LIFE and DEATH? You know the debate has been
going on for centuries about Life after Death. Well here's something to think about. You people on Earth haven't even figured out the answer
to WHAT CAME FIRST : The CHICKEN or The EGG. If you can't even come up with the answer to that question, what on Earth
are you doing trying to figure out Life after Death questions?"

Stay TUNED AMERICA and President Obama and Former Presidents still living.
As Jimi Hendrix would say , " I'm coming to GETCHA!:)

4708 Tiger (Metal-Tiger-27-79)

4708 Tiger ( Metal-Tiger-27-79)

Author Christo Strom

Ok hello all you Chinese Year of the Tiger fans out there.
This is Chief Crazy Captain Christo with a report of what
is going to be going down for the rest of this year.
Since I am going to be starting a TAGR GUITAR SEMINAR SERIES
Now is the perfect time to let you know how to get involved.

What I will be doing is getting up on stage, playing a few guitars
Jammin some tunes, filming videos, explaining how to sell stuff
online, how to get your website ranked high so people can find
you, how to sell on e-bay, how to charge people to attend your
seminars so everyone can get healthy with their wealthy.

As you may be wondering about the Title of this post, I will
Clue you in. The 4708 Tiger means this: To be able to attend
my seminars, you will need to pay up front $4,708. There
will be a strict limit to how many people can attend. This will
be THE TICKET for Minnesotans because this is where I am
going to be starting the show. So if you can be in Minnesota
when we do our live taping, you will soon be on your way
to the Healthy and Wealthy portion of your life that everyone
craves so much.

Second part of the title ( Metal-Tiger-27-79) This is crucial
that you understand this part. If you can't afford the $4,708
up front fee, there is a back door to all of this. The 27-79 part is
this:

I will be offering up an E-book of The Great Pumpkin Letters
with instructions on E-Bay that will cost $ 27.00 . After you receive
the copy of the E-Book and the "special instructions" you will
receive in the mail, you will then need to register for $79.00 to
qualify for a Free Ticket to attend my Seminar. Then, and this
is the real kicker, you will be trained to make BOO KOO Bucks.
( to be read as A Ton of Cash) After, you make your Boo Koo
Bucks it is recommended but not mandatory that you donate
$2,779 so that I can continue to teach everyone who has a
dream of being healthy and wealthy a chance to do so.
It is also the right thing to do/

Respectfully in Truth,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. Look on E-Bay starting in August, probably
starting August 20th in Honor of Darrell Abbott
for as Zakk Wylde once said " Everyday is Dime's Day!"
Thank you Zakk Wylde for your inspirational words.
I will try to live up to your high standards and
honor your best buddy!

Super Sexy Joe " COOL" Mauer

March 6th, 2010
Author Christo Strom

Now the title of this blog post is not to imply that I think
Joe Mauer is Super Sexy. No, that would be wrong.
To all the female Minnesota Twins fans,
especially Leah McLean from KTSP Channel 5,
they would disagree with me. And that is fine.
No I titled the blog post because I just bought a
left handed Rawlings, Joe Mauer
Catcher's Mitt and I want to alert
you of an upcoming Great Pumpkin Letter
that will be titled
SNOOPY Part Seven of Seven-
Joe "Cool" Mauer-The Real Snoopy!

Besides which I also want to alert you of some
cool videos that I will be launching
in April to coincide with the
Twins Inaugural Season at their new
outdoor stadium.
And lastly is to remind the Twins fans
that in order for me to get a hold of Rob Zombie
to film a 15 to 20 minute film involving Bert Blyleven,
I will need them all to comment
on my videos. Stay Tuned Twins Fans everywhere.
The Race is ON!
Good luck to Joe Mauer and all the Twins
on their upcoming season.
I am looking foreward to a
Championship season OUTDOORS!

Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. That is Pumpkin Script- Please Read
The Great Pumpkin Letters about
Bert Blyleven to get up to speed.

Thea Andrews: Thea Tree House

February 27th 2010
From the heart of Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Author: Christo Strom

Acting the only way he knows how to in reality, Chief Crazy Captain Christo
is going to be putting on quite a show. He is drawing up plans for a Thea Tree House
and is going to be asking Thea Andrews to be the hostess of a huge party!
This party will be taking place in Omaha Nebraska and winding its way back and forth
across America for a couple of years before it heads over to Europe and Asia and Australia
and anywhere that rewards open minded thinking and action taking for the better ment of
let's just say A WORLD IN NEED!@
So here it is: buried in plain sight on a blog the official start of many invitations to come. The first
invitation goes out to : Drum roll please!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEA ANDREWS ( of Entertainment Tonight and other fame:)

THEA ANDREWS, you are hereby invited by Chief Crazy Captain Christo to be the hostess
with the mostess, for a project. I chose you because you are the perfect fit, I like you a lot, and
because of a certain interview I saw you do with the Australian Actor who was quoted as saying to you " You shall see my cod piece!" Who was that actor?

Anyways, THEA ANDREWS, you will need to show up sometime between July 9th 2010 and July 9th 2012, down in Omaha Nebraska and I will fill you in on the details when I meet you.
I will be spending those two years working, starting up businesses, designing the THEA TREE House and I would love it if you would decide that you would like to be a part of it. It is strictly voluntary but You will be paid handsomely I might add. Now the rest is up to you THEA ANDREWS ( and friends!!!)

Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Alice Cooper

February 15th 2010

Here are a few of the new Pumpkin Letters to be published on Great Pumpkin Letters
blogspot by Christo Strom

Alice Cooper
Slash
Ozzy Osbourne

Joe Mauer
Ron Gardenhire
Kirby Puckett
Jack Morris

Kurt Rambis
Bill Laimbeer

Vinnie Paul
Paul Stanley
Geddy Lee

More to come so stay tuned!

Respectfully in Truth

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. For the ladies
Check out the unitetwosites thank you page

Red Flag Chile Challenge

Dear Minnesota Vikings,
I must either be in total denial or am completely CRAZY!
But I still believe in you guys. I will never give up hope
that you will eventually win the Super Bowl. I am still behind
every one of you 158%!!
I am working on a speech for July 9th down in Omaha Nebraska.
Why Omaha? Well I have heard that Billionaires like to have
people go to their place and I picked Warren Buffett. Whether
or not I will get an audience with Warren is another story but
I will be broadcasting the speech down in Omaha. The title of the
speech is RED FLAG CHILE CHALLENGE. I will let you know when it
is complete plus I will provide you with a transcript. It will be
intensely funny but have a serious ending. I have designed a THEA-TREE
House for a little American girl and I believe you Vikings would be proud
to know that you will be in the speech.

RESPECTFULLY IN TRUTH,

CHIEF CRAZY CAPTAIN CHRISTO

P.S. (that's Pumpkin Script!) Watch out for Youtube videos if you watch that
sort of channel.

Open Letter for Zakk Wylde

January Twenty Third Two Thousand and Ten

The following letter was written to Zakk Wylde before a gig at The Myth in Maplewood Minnesota
last year. I am publishing this in the hopes that Zakk actually received it. You see I gave it to someone who worked at The Myth and I am not sure if Zakk actually received it. I also had a baseball hat made up special for Zakk to give to his kids to remind them of their Grandpa. On the hat was a Bald Eagle flying with an American flag in its mouth with the words Jerome Flippin Rules written on and around the Eagle. It was in memory of Zakk's father who had passed away last January and I was just trying to help Zakk out. So Zakk Wylde if you see this post somehow, meet me in Omaha Nebraska at your earliest convenience. I will let you know when I will be there!

Respectfully in Truth

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Here is the letter:

Greetings Mr. Wylde, 3.21.09 Night before Gig at The Myth

I know your time is valuable so I'll make this short and too the point.

My name is ????? and I have a favor to ask of you and Rob Zombie.

Could you guys get together sometime in the near future and write

A song for me. The theme of which will essentially be of saving

A lost little girl who has been through hell and is searching for a

Reason to keep on living. Do you think you and Rob could write

That song for me Zakk? I am going to be moving down to Nebraska

soon and starting up my own music world company that is based

heavily in Guitars ( mainly hard rock and Heavy Metal). I am going

to invite three of the Richest Americans and one of the Richest Brits to visit and I would love it if you

and Rob could show up. Oh by the way, I will play the song you write

on a Razorback Dimebag Darrell Dean Markley Explosion guitar ( Represent!)

Cause I know how much Dimebag meant to you Zakk. I just read about

your father Jerome and my condolences heartfelt Mr. Wylde! My father is also

reaching closer to that point which comes to everyone. I'd like to perform at least

one concert of thousands to come for him so I guess urgency would be the ticket of

the day Zakk. Keep rocking Z and best of luck to you always!

Respectfully,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. Your song would be placed in the eighth position because eternity is a long time

and I have the utmost RESPECT for you Zakk Wylde.

Brad Childress : Ezekiel verses 17-20

Ezekiel verses 17-20

17 When they went, they went upon their four sides: and they turned not when they went.

18 As for their rings, they were so high that they were dreadful; and their rings were full of eyes round about them four.

19 And when the living creatures went, the wheels went by them. and when the living creatures were lifted up from the earth, the wheels were lifted up.

20 Whithersoever the spirit was to go, they went , thither was their spirit to go; and the wheels lifted up over against them: for the spirit of the living creature was in the wheels.

" Going to Carolina in my mind"
Good luck Vikings in Carolina!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Brad Childress : Ezekiel verses 13-16

13 As for the likeness of the living creatures, their appearance was like burning coals of fire, and like the appearance of lamps: it went up and down among the living creatures; and the fire was bright, and out of the fire went forth lightning.

14 And the living creatures ran and returned as the appearance of a flash of lightning.

15 &Now as I beheld the living creatures, behold one wheel upon the earth by the living creatures, with his four faces.

16 The appearance of the wheels and their work was like unto the colour of a beryl: and they four had one likeness : and their appearance and their work was as it were a wheel in the middle of a wheel.

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Small wheel turns by the firing rod, Big wheel turns by the grace of God
Every time that wheel turns around bound to cover just a little more ground. ( R. Hunter)

Go Vikings and Best Of Winning Luck to you!
Great ground and air attack looks pretty super to me!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Brad Childress: Ezekiel verses 9-12

Ezekiel verses 9-12

9 Their wings were joined one to another; they turned not when they went; they went every one straight forward.

10 As for the likeness of their faces, they four had the face of a man, and the face of a lion, on the right side: and they four had the face of an ox on the left side; they four also had the face of an eagle.

11 Thus were their faces: and their wings were stretched upward; two wings of every one were joined one to another, and two covered their bodies.

12 And they went everyone straight forward: whither the spirit was to go, they went; and they turned not when they went.

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Continued Minnesota 30 Cincinnati 10
A huge shout out to Mr Antoine Winfield #26 ( and two covered their bodies)
All the defense played huge. Great game gentlemen! Keep up the intensity!

Respectfully in Truth,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Brad Childress: Ezekiel verses 5-8

Ezekiel Verses 5-8

5 Also out of the midst thereof came the likeness of four living creatures. And this was their appearance; they had the likeness of a man.

6 And every one had four faces, and every one had four wings.

7 And their feet were straight feet; and the sole of their feet was like the sole of a calf's foot: and they sparkled like the colour of burnished brass.

8 And they had the hands of a man under their wings on their four sides; and they four had their faces and their wings.

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Minnesota Vikings 30 Cincinati Bengals 10

The team as a whole looked much better. Adrian Peterson good game
Chester Taylor awesome running. Sidney Rice another fine performance
Brett Favre Steady as she goes ( Captain!) Jared Allen Fine hustle :)

Missed Percy Harvin, Get Well Percy!
Nice to see E.J. Henderson's brother involved. Way to step up for your bro!

All in all a good day at the Dome. Kevin Williams nice D: All the Vikings
my heart bleeds Purple and Gold!

Sidney Rice: Favre it Chile Recipe #18

Sidney Rice: Favre it Chile Recipe #18

This post should have been titled

Sidney's Kidneys Showtime Fire Up the Wagon Train
Hook up the Horses cause Miami is in the sites.

But it wouldn't fit on the line.
Anyway, Congratulations go out to Sidney Rice
for his awesome display yesterday at the HHH M-Dome
Truly an amazing performance. Making Brett Favre look
good is fine by me and I believe the whole Viking nation
would agree. Hats off to Sidney and all of the Vikings!

36 cans of Kidney Beans go into this famous Chile
44 pounds of Filet Mignon ( substitute for Lion :)
Serve with Rice
Top with Cheese
Feeds a whole Viking Nation

Respectfully in Truth

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. For official ingredients of this outstanding signature chile
please stay tuned!