GRIZ : A Parable with BS ABACUS from CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions




JANUARY 4TH 2011 is the NEW BEGINNING
National Debt Training will be O-ranginger
Are you smart enough to answer the QUESTION?




HOW BAD DO YOU WANT TO:
ERASE THE NATIONAL DEBT?

13,875,040,912,981.79

GRIZ : BE KIND RE: WIND with CCCChristo
From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo




..." Rich man step on my poor head, when you get back
you better butter my bread..." lyrics from a song about
TENNESSEE.




Now let's see what ol GRIZ is up to in December 2010.
If GRIZ were using an abacus today, how many beads would
he need to count up to the national debt? That is a question
President Obama and his National Debt Committee will need
to answer when the Orange Race Card Angels descend on
Washing D.C. . Here is the obivious answer. GRIZ would need
a ton of beads. Therefore, it would be WashingTON D.C. But
let's be KIND and RE: WIND. Knowing the answer does not do
anything to solve the problem. All the knowledge in the world
doesn't amount to a hill of beans if you don't use it correctly.
Now, let's move on. GRIZ's next question for President Obama
and every member of Congress and all the living President's
is this. If I were to add a little bs to the abacus, how would I erase
the national debt? That is my parable for the day. Stay tuned
America and Washington D.C. please prepare a way for Orange
Race Card Angels to land in the District of Colombia. Thank you
and have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year 2011. Get
ready to be GRIZZLED in 2011. ( that is GRILLED BY THE GRIZ +++)




Respectfully in TRUTH




Chief Crazy Captain Christo




AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions




..." my doggie he turned to me and he said, Hey Griz after Washing D.C.
let's go do some Washing in Tennessee with REBA and GRETCHEN .
You know you want to head back to TENNESSEE JED...."

Inspiration Rituals ( INRI ) with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

November 20th 2010 ( 18 degrees and its Minnesota+++)

Minnesota : Inspirational Rituals

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Woke up got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head....
Wait that's not inspirational!
Let my inspiration flow, token rhyme suggesting rhythm,
that will not forsake me till my tale is told and done....
There that's better. In case you didn't recognize the above
lines were from Beatles and Grateful Dead songs that live in
my head from time to time. So let's get down to business.

The national debt is something that lives in my head like some
worn out cancer bug that needs to get squashed. So you might
be asking your self. Why should I care about the national debt
when I can't even put food on the table for Thanksgiving. If this
is you , and don't be embarrassed if it is you, then you need to
do one thing. Change your way of thinking.

YOU:" But Chief Crazy Captain Christo, I can't think about the national
debt when my children are starving and my mortgage payments
are two months behind.

CCCChristo: " I'm not asking you to think about the national debt, I'm
asking you to change your way of THINKING"

YOU: " I can't even think straight with all the hassles of daily life, making
sure my children are fed and have a roof over their head. I get pulled in
every direction by my boss and the daily traffic. People can be so rude.
All the horror stories I see on the news, wars. I just can't get ahead. I'm
forty pounds overweight , my cholesterol levels are off the charts and
my furnace just went out. I don't have enough money to get through the
month. Why should I care about the national debt? Can you see my
dilemma. I can't get ahead and I'm going full speed."

CCCChristo: " CHANGE YOUR WAY OF THINKING"

YOU: " WHY do you keep saying that Chief Crazy Captain Christo?"

CCCChristo: " Inspirational Rituals"

YOU: " What are Inspirational Rituals"

CCCChristo: " It is what the United States of America, the Government,
the American People and especially the Twin Cities Minnesota are going
to find out starting January 4th 2011."

YOU: " But what are they?

CCCChristo: " I'll tell you what. If you can help me get the word out I will
be forever grateful and will give you the crown of life. A new crown of life
and you will say goodbye to your " old " self and say Hallow You Yeah to
your new self. Do you understand?"

YOU: " Isn't that what Jesus promised like two thousand years ago?"

CCCChristo:" Perhaps it is, but I am Chief Crazy Captain Christo, and you are..."

YOU: " I am me and you are me and we are all together"

CCCChristo: " Hey that sounds like John the Baptist, er I mean John the Beatle"

YOU: " I am the EGG MAN..WOO"

CCCChristo: " Ok back to the Inspirational Rituals. Starting January 4th 2011,
Christo Strom's business which is called ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS will
be teaching 40 Twin Cities Female News Anchors and Reporters..."

YOU: " Which ones?"

CCCChristo: " What?

YOU: " Which 40 Female Twin Cities News Anchors and Reporters are you
going to be teaching?"

STAY TUNED Minnesota!!!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. Inspiration from a True Inspiration
Chief Crazy Captain Christo wishes to always
honor Minnesota's Robert Zimmerman
" People ARE Crazy..."

Stu Allen : Live from Jerry Day 2010

Author Christo Strom
Sole owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Stu Allen: Guitarist who Shines, Thank you From Christo Strom
August Eighth Two thousand and Ten
We all know what tomorrow is as I am sure Stu Allen doesn’t
need to be reminded.  No this post is about a guitarist
named Stu Allen.  I actually met Stu by accident.  Here’s the story:
It was August First 2007 and I was picking up my son Jerome ( named
after a certain guitar player who had an ice cream named after
him!) from the Minnepolis/St. Paul airport . There was chaos in
Minnesota that day as the 35W bridge collapsed. Wow, but lucky for
my familily, we were heading to Wisconsin to the Grateful Garcia
Gathering.  My family and I were greeted by a rather large imposing
figure.  ” Hi Christo and Laurie. Hey Jerry!” boomed the voice of the
man named Mondo.  You see we were volunteers at the Festival and
got the lowdown when we got there of our assignments and work
schedule.  What?!!! Anyways, the festival was actually a lot of fun
but the best part was meeting and greeting the bands who were
playing there.  Besides meeting Donna Godcheaux and her band
at the time, Moon Alice ( with G. E. Smith !!!) , I got to shake hands
and have my picture taken with ( drum roll please) the master of
the Universe Melvin Seals.  But the highlight of the whole trip was
actually two hightlights.  The first highlight was meeting Stu Allen,
a guitarist extraordinaire.  He took the time out to invite me onstage
after the show and signed my acoustic guitar.  The next night ( there were
two shows) the other highlight happened when Mondo was in the crowd
in front of me and Stu was noodling on the guitar and I recognized what
song it was going to be in three notes. I asked what song was it going to be
to Mondo who said something like, ” Midnight Moonlight” and I said
matter of factly, ” Mission in the Rain”.  About five minutes after they played
Mission in the Rain, a heavy downpour of Rain soaked the crowd.  It was
a wonderful time and I would have to say this to Stu Allen:
” Thank you STU ALLEN Keep on Rockin!” Hope to see you around again. I’m pretty
sure you are rockin the Bay Area so Take Care Stu!
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S.  Minnesota is due for a show hey Stu?
Hey the Bass Player looks like Rob Zombie+++

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Jerry Garcia 2010 and the Might As Well Train

Jerry Garcia 2010 and The Might As Well Train

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Jerry Garcia 2010 and The Might As Well Train
In the land of Deaddom, where Jerry never dies,
is a peculiar piece of a novel idea whose time has come.
Written ages ago circa 1988 or 89, a younger version of
the author thought it would be cool to write to:
J. GARCIA. , the infamous guitarist for Grateful Dead, Jerry Garcia
Band, and countless others yes including David Grisman. The author
wrote to J. Garcia and in the upper right hand corner of the letter
addressed himself as J. Garcia with the address going to CHICO
CALIFORNIA. No doubt Jerry probably never read it but in the
letter, the author ( Chief Crazy Captain Christo) stated that
Might As Well was his favorite song in the Universe and could
the band possibly play it at Cal State Dominguez Hills in May of
that year. To make a long story short, The band does not play
requests and so keeping with that theme , I will put up my own
video about Erasing the National Debt. Enjoy! By the way, Might As
Well is still my favorite song in the Universe!
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo


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Orange Race Card Angels: National Debt Clock

April 17th 2010
Author Christo Strom

Quick question for you.
Do you know what The National Debt for the United States of America is?
Do you even care?
Well I do, and I have a solution for all of the U.S.A.'s citizens to rally for
REAL CHANGE
Like Zero National Debt
Fresh as the Morning Dew
" Walk me out in the Morning Dew my Honey!..." (ROB H.:)
I guess it DOES Matter anyway!

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National Debt 2010 and CCCChristo

April 15th 2010
Author Christo Strom

Hello United States Government and everyone involved. How are you today?
Do you see all the phony movements going on in the United States recently?
Notice a pattern?
I notice one extremely annoying pattern.
It is called the National Debt.
Eleven point Four Trillion Dollars and rising.

Know anyone with a plan to pay it off?
No? Well now you do.
My name is Chief Crazy Captain Christo
and I came to Earth for one purpose only>
To pay off the National Debt in the United States of America.

Please since you and I know how Washington D.C. operates
Let me inform all of the people who run Washington D.C.
and all the little governments in the States. I am going
to be making a rather loud ruckus down in Omaha Nebraska
Loud Ruckus meaning nothing more than playing a
Dimebag Darrell Razorback Explosion guitar that
was made according to Dean Markly's specifications.
Probably barbecuing some kick ass steaks and what not
on the Q. And teaching people that paying off the National
Debt is my top priority. It is actually my only priority.
So with that being said the next two years are critical.
I will be meeting with top business leaders to implement
this plan. People who " get" it will become rich! People who
don't "Get" it will be what I call the naysayer never do anything
but complain anyway. Any questions?
Well then, I must be on my way!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo