Showing posts with label KMSP. Show all posts
Showing posts with label KMSP. Show all posts

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Inspiration Rituals ( INRI ) with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

November 20th 2010 ( 18 degrees and its Minnesota+++)

Minnesota : Inspirational Rituals

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Woke up got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head....
Wait that's not inspirational!
Let my inspiration flow, token rhyme suggesting rhythm,
that will not forsake me till my tale is told and done....
There that's better. In case you didn't recognize the above
lines were from Beatles and Grateful Dead songs that live in
my head from time to time. So let's get down to business.

The national debt is something that lives in my head like some
worn out cancer bug that needs to get squashed. So you might
be asking your self. Why should I care about the national debt
when I can't even put food on the table for Thanksgiving. If this
is you , and don't be embarrassed if it is you, then you need to
do one thing. Change your way of thinking.

YOU:" But Chief Crazy Captain Christo, I can't think about the national
debt when my children are starving and my mortgage payments
are two months behind.

CCCChristo: " I'm not asking you to think about the national debt, I'm
asking you to change your way of THINKING"

YOU: " I can't even think straight with all the hassles of daily life, making
sure my children are fed and have a roof over their head. I get pulled in
every direction by my boss and the daily traffic. People can be so rude.
All the horror stories I see on the news, wars. I just can't get ahead. I'm
forty pounds overweight , my cholesterol levels are off the charts and
my furnace just went out. I don't have enough money to get through the
month. Why should I care about the national debt? Can you see my
dilemma. I can't get ahead and I'm going full speed."

CCCChristo: " CHANGE YOUR WAY OF THINKING"

YOU: " WHY do you keep saying that Chief Crazy Captain Christo?"

CCCChristo: " Inspirational Rituals"

YOU: " What are Inspirational Rituals"

CCCChristo: " It is what the United States of America, the Government,
the American People and especially the Twin Cities Minnesota are going
to find out starting January 4th 2011."

YOU: " But what are they?

CCCChristo: " I'll tell you what. If you can help me get the word out I will
be forever grateful and will give you the crown of life. A new crown of life
and you will say goodbye to your " old " self and say Hallow You Yeah to
your new self. Do you understand?"

YOU: " Isn't that what Jesus promised like two thousand years ago?"

CCCChristo:" Perhaps it is, but I am Chief Crazy Captain Christo, and you are..."

YOU: " I am me and you are me and we are all together"

CCCChristo: " Hey that sounds like John the Baptist, er I mean John the Beatle"

YOU: " I am the EGG MAN..WOO"

CCCChristo: " Ok back to the Inspirational Rituals. Starting January 4th 2011,
Christo Strom's business which is called ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS will
be teaching 40 Twin Cities Female News Anchors and Reporters..."

YOU: " Which ones?"

CCCChristo: " What?

YOU: " Which 40 Female Twin Cities News Anchors and Reporters are you
going to be teaching?"

STAY TUNED Minnesota!!!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. Inspiration from a True Inspiration
Chief Crazy Captain Christo wishes to always
honor Minnesota's Robert Zimmerman
" People ARE Crazy..."


Sunday, October 31, 2010

Twin Cities New Reporters-KSTP,KMSP,KARE,WCCO

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
October 31st 2010 in the Twin Cities, Minnesota

Happy Halloween!

Forty Females +++ Twin Cities +++ ( News Anchors and Reporters )

Hello Twin Cities News Anchors and Reporters! Happy Halloween!

My name is Christo Strom and I would like to meet all of you live
at one of my " How to Erase the National Debt Semnars ".  The actual
kick off for publicity will be January 4th 2011.  I just thought I would
give you a heads up to get the word out that there is an end in
sight to THE NATIONAL DEBT, I will need all the help I can get. 
Instead of just reading the news and reporting the news, I thought it
would be more fun if you were part of the second GREATEST STORY
EVER TOLD.  Now, to be honest, I do not know anything about your
contracts with your TV stations or your radio stations so I will just say
this.  If you do decide to get on board with me ( and become true leaders
in your industry) you will have to give back to your community and your
station.  I do not want to be responsible for anyone getting fired.  I will
take responsibility though for getting you fired up!!!
Now, how to get a hold of me?  I will get a hold of you through videos on
youtube at first so stay tuned .  I can't wait to meet all of you in person.
Together, we will rock this National Debt to its core! +++ +++

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

P.S. There will be ample opportunity for everyone involved to easily understand
this plan.  It is straightforward, to the point, and it will be going national after the
kickoff in Minnesota in the year 2011.  Thank you Twin Cities News Reporters , Anchors
Radio Station DJ's  ( all female by the way! +++ )