Showing posts with label Christo Strom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christo Strom. Show all posts

Friday, November 11, 2011

Orange Race : Bear With Me


ORANGE RACE : BEAR WITH ME

Just the facts Mam!
Happy Veterans Day to everyone in the United States Armed Forces!
God bless you for everything! 

ORANGE RACE : BEAR WITH ME

The Orange Race details:
First I will give you a few money details;
I put women first in my example!

Day One
220 Women times $220.00 => $48,400.00
Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives one person
who is the trainer exactly:
$48,400.00 minus $19,360.00 = $29,040.00

Day Two
440 Women times $220.00 => $96,800.00
Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives one person
who is the trainer exactly:
$96,800.00 minus $38,720.00 = $58,080.00

Day Three
660 Women times $220.00 => $145,200.00
Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives one person
who is the trainer exactly:
$145,200.00 minus $58,080.00 = $87,120.00

Day Four
880 Women times $220.00 => $193,600.00
Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives one person
who is the trainer exactly:
$193,600.00 minus $77,440.00 = $116,160.00

Day Five +(~~+~~)+ ***** ***** ***** ***** *****
1100 Women times $220.00 => $242,000.00
Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives one person
who is the trainer exactly:
$242,000.00 minus $96,800.00 = $145,200.00





Ok so these are money figures that you can use to grow your empire.
I call the $220.00 that must be paid in order to be trained the
DOUBTING THOMAS fee.  Why do I call it that?  I will give you three reasons.

Reason Number One => DOUBTING THOMAS – the word DEBT begins with the
letter D and ends with the letter T.
Reason Number Two => DOUBTING THOMAS – the Dow Jones and the 401K.
I do not believe in sending money to Wall Street and rely on people I have never
met or have any confidence in to manage my money.  People who do rely on
Wall Street need to have their heads examined to see if they have any brain
matter left.
Reason Number Three => DOUBTING THOMAS going back , Way back, there
was one person who just couldn’t believe without touching the wounds after
Jesus reappeared to his disciples.  Right now there are over 300 million
DOUBTING THOMASES in the United States.  How do I know this? Because
you all are waiting for the right moment to test the waters.  Like a lost and
desperate Water Buffalo praying that the prey on the other side does not
do him any harm.

OK Words to Challenge you to action. Now I have given you the Doubting
Thomas figures in the examples I used with women.  This will never change
but you will need to know why the figures are set that way.  Why $220.00
and why not say $10,000.00?

To be eligible to be in the Orange Race you will have to pony up at the
minimum $10,000.00.  I just used the Doubting Thomas figures to show you
how to raise more than enough money to be eligible.  If you just sit there and
do nothing but complain, LIFE WILL PASS YOU BYE BYE

Jesus Words
MATTHEW 25: 1 to 25:11 ( Happy Veterans Day)
25   Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto
ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to meet
the bridegroom.
2     And five of them were wise, and five were foolish.
3     They that were foolish took their lamps, and took no oil
with them:
4     But the wise took oil in their vessels with their lamps.
5     While the bridegroom tarried, they all slumbered and
slept.
6     And at midnight there was a cry made, Behold, the
bridegroom cometh; go ye out to meet him.
7     Then all those virgins arose, and trimmed their lamps.
8     And the foolish said unto the wise, Give us of your oil;
for our lamps are gone out.
9     But the wise answered, saying not so; lest there be not
enough for us and you: but go ye rather to them that sell,
and buy for yourselves.
10    And while they went to buy, the bridegroom came;
and they that were ready went in with him to the marriage:
and the door was shut.
11    Afterward came also the other virgins, saying Lord, Lord,
open to us.
+++

Now on Thanksgiving 2011, I will continue with how to accomplish
a balanced attack on the National Debt.  Please stay tuned and again
if you can read this hug a teacher, thank a veteran, and God bless
you all.

I will leave you today with a video from Carrie Underwood.  In the 
Orange Race there is no cheating so if you decide that no one will
ever know and you think you can get away with cheating, I am going
to hire an enforcer!!!




Respectfully in TRUTH,



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Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Move Mountains with Sarah Bella


Move Mountains with Sarah Bella

So I was searching the Internet for Singer/Songwriters.
I am in the process of forming the
CIRCLE OF LIGHT
A mixture of 360,000 Women from a 5 State area.
What is the CIRCLE OF LIGHT you ask?
When they are completely organized, the
CIRCLE OF LIGHT will be a force to be reckoned  with
unlike the world has ever seen.  You see the
CIRCLE OF LIGHT will be the first organization ever
in the great history of mankind to do the unthinkable.
Take on the National Debt.  You know that 14 Trillion Dollar
and rising behemoth that no one has ever bothered to tackle.

So, like I was saying before , I was searching the Internet for
a singer/songwriter to help me in my mission.  The mission
to move mountains of debt away from the good ol USA
and put us back on track.  It will probably take a few hail Mary’s
and a couple of miracles but I am ready.  I’m past ready, I’m
chomping at the bit.
And then I found her.  Her name is Sarah Bella.  Her song is
Move Mountains. Here you go take a look.  The lyrics are below
the video. ENJOY:









© 2011 Sarah Bella
A helpless hand, you'd love to grab
Right through your TV screen
A mama cries
You wanna dry her eyes
But don't think you can do anything
But maybe you can
Fold your hands, bow your head

Maybe we can move mountains
Don't you feel like trying?
I know it aint easy to do
But Im willing Im ready to move
mountains with you

The counters filled with so many different pills
and the bottle of liquor's on the floor
Day in night and night is day
and sometimes life don't seem worth living for
but just when it seems impossible
the phone rings in time for a miracle

Maybe we can move mountains
Don't you feel like trying?
I know it aint easy to do
But Im willing Im ready to move
mountains with you

She's been packing up for days
Says this loves been fading away
and just as she's about to leave
he falls on his knees
says call me crazy

but maybe we can move mountains
Don't you feel like trying?
I know it aint easy to do
But Im willing Im ready to move
mountains with you



Now, for the fun part.  If Sarah Bella would be so kind as to
join me in a CIRCLE OF LIGHT get together, we can discuss
details on this national debt thing.  As I am the master of
ceremonies among other fancy titles like Head of Angel
Promotions, it is pretty much SKY’S the LIMIT on where
you want to go with this.  I will be touring 5 States, after
I get Minnesota started.  I want to start the party in Green
Bay Wisconsin June 21st, 2012 for the official start of National
Debt Training tour that will end in Colorado Springs, Colorado.
I think that would be a fitting place to end the tour with the
Rocky Mountains in the background, don’t you think.
Anyways, there will be more information coming up this summer
so please stay tuned.  And if you are one of the 72,000 women
in Minnesota who are ready to come on board this summer 2011,
all I can say is,
PEOPLE GET READY, there’s some TRAINING COMING!

Respectfully in TRUTH

Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


Saturday, November 20, 2010

Inspiration Rituals ( INRI ) with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

November 20th 2010 ( 18 degrees and its Minnesota+++)

Minnesota : Inspirational Rituals

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Woke up got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head....
Wait that's not inspirational!
Let my inspiration flow, token rhyme suggesting rhythm,
that will not forsake me till my tale is told and done....
There that's better. In case you didn't recognize the above
lines were from Beatles and Grateful Dead songs that live in
my head from time to time. So let's get down to business.

The national debt is something that lives in my head like some
worn out cancer bug that needs to get squashed. So you might
be asking your self. Why should I care about the national debt
when I can't even put food on the table for Thanksgiving. If this
is you , and don't be embarrassed if it is you, then you need to
do one thing. Change your way of thinking.

YOU:" But Chief Crazy Captain Christo, I can't think about the national
debt when my children are starving and my mortgage payments
are two months behind.

CCCChristo: " I'm not asking you to think about the national debt, I'm
asking you to change your way of THINKING"

YOU: " I can't even think straight with all the hassles of daily life, making
sure my children are fed and have a roof over their head. I get pulled in
every direction by my boss and the daily traffic. People can be so rude.
All the horror stories I see on the news, wars. I just can't get ahead. I'm
forty pounds overweight , my cholesterol levels are off the charts and
my furnace just went out. I don't have enough money to get through the
month. Why should I care about the national debt? Can you see my
dilemma. I can't get ahead and I'm going full speed."

CCCChristo: " CHANGE YOUR WAY OF THINKING"

YOU: " WHY do you keep saying that Chief Crazy Captain Christo?"

CCCChristo: " Inspirational Rituals"

YOU: " What are Inspirational Rituals"

CCCChristo: " It is what the United States of America, the Government,
the American People and especially the Twin Cities Minnesota are going
to find out starting January 4th 2011."

YOU: " But what are they?

CCCChristo: " I'll tell you what. If you can help me get the word out I will
be forever grateful and will give you the crown of life. A new crown of life
and you will say goodbye to your " old " self and say Hallow You Yeah to
your new self. Do you understand?"

YOU: " Isn't that what Jesus promised like two thousand years ago?"

CCCChristo:" Perhaps it is, but I am Chief Crazy Captain Christo, and you are..."

YOU: " I am me and you are me and we are all together"

CCCChristo: " Hey that sounds like John the Baptist, er I mean John the Beatle"

YOU: " I am the EGG MAN..WOO"

CCCChristo: " Ok back to the Inspirational Rituals. Starting January 4th 2011,
Christo Strom's business which is called ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS will
be teaching 40 Twin Cities Female News Anchors and Reporters..."

YOU: " Which ones?"

CCCChristo: " What?

YOU: " Which 40 Female Twin Cities News Anchors and Reporters are you
going to be teaching?"

STAY TUNED Minnesota!!!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. Inspiration from a True Inspiration
Chief Crazy Captain Christo wishes to always
honor Minnesota's Robert Zimmerman
" People ARE Crazy..."


Saturday, October 30, 2010

Roger Waters: The Wall in Saint Paul +++ Limited View Review

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that starting JANUARY 4TH 2011
National Debt Training begins in Saint Paul

October 30th 2010

Roger Waters : The Wall in Saint Paul ( Limited View Review+++)

" No, thank you, thank you! Thank You!" and with that Roger Waters
performed Mother off The Wall in all it's brutal honesty . Without
going into detail, since this is a limited view review ( limited view
because that's what it stated on the tickets I bought).
Three tickets-- seats nine thru eleven in 221 at XCEL Energy Center
in Saint Paul, Minnesota.

First off, the concert kicked ass! My two companions, ( my fourteen
year old son and his mother+++) stated and I quote, " Thank you
Chief Crazy Captain Christo for taking us!"
Now for the limited view review. I am only going to review the song
Mother. And the review is intended solely for Roger Waters, so if
you are not Roger Waters I am sorry but this review is not for you.
Ok the show must go on.

Chief Crazy Captain Christo to Roger Waters about the song Mother<^>+++

Dear Roger Waters:

You have inspired me greatly over the years and to thank you would
be the least I could do.To put it another way, since the least I could
do doesn't give anything justice, I would like to offer the greatest I
could do. I have been toying around with the idea of Erasing the
National Debt of the United States. It is in my head and it all works
out with the help of the cultivation of Orange Race Card Angels.
I would like to personally invite you Roger to one of my
SEMNARS in the Twin Cities in the years 2011-2014.
You are truly an inspiration to me and I would like to go over
plans personally with you at your earliest convenience.
I realize you are busy with your The Wall tour and who knows
when you will have a chanceto even read this. I will ask you this
question Roger: What would it hurt to listen to me
humorously explaining my way into the hearts of the American
people. I will be putting out three videos per invitation to my
SEMNARS in the TWIN CITIES Minnesota. I trust you
would be the go to guy when it comes to performance art
and I would really appreciate your input Mr. Waters.
Thank you and to all your awesome crew for absoulutely
killing it in Saint Paul for the performance of The Wall.
I would like to FURTHUR ( Grateful Dead reference ) say
that Bass players who run the show always leave me inspired and
anyways, what better compliment could I possibly give you than
to say if it wasn't for The Wall , I would not have the courage to
TRY to Erase the National Debt.
Remember, Roger ,Three Video Invitations +++

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. Be on the lookout for Roger Waters Great Pumpkin Letter
in November +++
Below is a limited view video of Roger Waters performing Mother
at The XCEL Energy Center in Saint Paul Minnesota, ENJOY!!!
and THANK YOU ROGERWATERS AND ALL YOUR
HARD WORKING CREW! +++


Monday, August 16, 2010

Christo Strom's $10,000 Semnars Starting January 4th 2011

Christo Strom is announcing that starting January 4th 2011
$10,000 per person semnars will be held in the
Twin Cities Minnesota
How to Erase the National Debt will be a series of semnars
Open only to United States Citizens who are tired of
Politicians.

It will be a lot of fun and you will end up learning what
real teamwork  means.

Minnesota Nice Teamwork

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Saint Paul Minnesota

P.S. You can follow along throughout the campaign
on twitter--at twitter/cccchristo


Unite Two Sites Dot Com


or on Youtube

This will only be open to United States Citizens at this time.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

How to Erase the National Debt-Starting +++January 4th 2011-+++

Author Christo Strom 

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Head of Angel Promotions

How to Erase the National Debt-Starting +++ January 4th, 2011

Christo Strom’s Orange Race Card Angels, the only company

on the Planet ( this is Planet Earth right?) to even attempt to

erase the national debt. In case you are wondering what national

debt I am talking about, it is the United States of America’s

National Debt. Hovering as I type in the Thirteen to Fourteen

Trillion dollar range. If it were a UFO, it would be seen by

everyone but the United States Government would spin it as

something completely different, like a Monty Python sketch.

Anyways, back to How to Erase the National Debt. My semnar

series ( not a misprint, semnar means the mn in the middle is

the starting point in Minnesota, and that means only in

Minnesota for the entire year of 2011+++! There is no turning

back once January 4th 2011 rolls around. My ass is going to be

on the line and it will get done. No I am not going to allow any

politicians at my semnar. This is for people in the United States

of America who are tired of all the B.S. that flows out of the mouths

of ALL Politicians. Wake up now, and follow a simple plan. I am

making this extremely easy. Those who attend and are ready for

REAL KICK ASS and LIGHTNING QUICK recoveries, by all means

possible pay attention. How many jobs do you think could be

created in the next three years by tackling the job of erasing the

National Debt? I am only asking for One percent of the American

population to become ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS. We will

have a rockin great time in the next three years!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. Senator Colby Coash of Lincoln Nebraska and Rebecca Otto

State Auditor of Minnesota are the only exceptions. If they

choose to become ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS, they will be

accepted on one condition. I RUN THE SHOW++++++

Friday, August 13, 2010

Twig the Fairy: Ready to Move Mountains? by Christo Strom

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Happy Friday the 13th 2010 to:

Twig the Fairy

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Dear Twig ( wherever you are!)

You are too lovely to describe so I'll just say this

Would you be interested in moving mountains?

Gotta National Debt Semnar with Guitars and

I need some inspiration to flow.  Since you are

an inspiration to children and children disguised

as adults, I thought you might be interested in

helping out.  Just thought I'd ask.  I'm typing this

right now on bended knee!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. Here's a short video of TWIG THE FAIRY  Enjoy!

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Sunday, August 8, 2010

Stu Allen : Live from Jerry Day 2010

Author Christo Strom
Sole owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Stu Allen: Guitarist who Shines, Thank you From Christo Strom
August Eighth Two thousand and Ten
We all know what tomorrow is as I am sure Stu Allen doesn’t
need to be reminded.  No this post is about a guitarist
named Stu Allen.  I actually met Stu by accident.  Here’s the story:
It was August First 2007 and I was picking up my son Jerome ( named
after a certain guitar player who had an ice cream named after
him!) from the Minnepolis/St. Paul airport . There was chaos in
Minnesota that day as the 35W bridge collapsed. Wow, but lucky for
my familily, we were heading to Wisconsin to the Grateful Garcia
Gathering.  My family and I were greeted by a rather large imposing
figure.  ” Hi Christo and Laurie. Hey Jerry!” boomed the voice of the
man named Mondo.  You see we were volunteers at the Festival and
got the lowdown when we got there of our assignments and work
schedule.  What?!!! Anyways, the festival was actually a lot of fun
but the best part was meeting and greeting the bands who were
playing there.  Besides meeting Donna Godcheaux and her band
at the time, Moon Alice ( with G. E. Smith !!!) , I got to shake hands
and have my picture taken with ( drum roll please) the master of
the Universe Melvin Seals.  But the highlight of the whole trip was
actually two hightlights.  The first highlight was meeting Stu Allen,
a guitarist extraordinaire.  He took the time out to invite me onstage
after the show and signed my acoustic guitar.  The next night ( there were
two shows) the other highlight happened when Mondo was in the crowd
in front of me and Stu was noodling on the guitar and I recognized what
song it was going to be in three notes. I asked what song was it going to be
to Mondo who said something like, ” Midnight Moonlight” and I said
matter of factly, ” Mission in the Rain”.  About five minutes after they played
Mission in the Rain, a heavy downpour of Rain soaked the crowd.  It was
a wonderful time and I would have to say this to Stu Allen:
” Thank you STU ALLEN Keep on Rockin!” Hope to see you around again. I’m pretty
sure you are rockin the Bay Area so Take Care Stu!
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S.  Minnesota is due for a show hey Stu?
Hey the Bass Player looks like Rob Zombie+++

"            "

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Thirteen Trillion and Rising- National Debt 2010

May 5th 2010
Author Christo Strom

Thirteen Trillion and Rising -National Debt 2010

Well Happy Cinco De Mayo to the National Debt.
It's rising faster than floodwaters in Nashville
Except in Nashville, the people will survive
It may take a while, but they will make it.
Country Boys and Girls will survive!

Now the National Debt on the other hand
A bit of a whirlwind Tornado with winds a blowin
Every which way, money flying out the door!

Enough Already. If you are as sick of this poor
management of our resources by soul less politicians
Please join me next year starting January 4th 2011
as I kick off the beginning of the end of the National Debt.

Please stay tuned and join at my website over at

Orange Race Card Angels between the dates of
June 2010 and January 2011.

Thanks

Christo Strom
sole owner of Orange Race Card Angels
and
Head of Angel Promotions

Monday, May 3, 2010

Warren Buffett Omaha July 9th 2010

Monday May 3rd 2010
Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner-Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Warren Buffett, I triple dawg dare ya!
Oh the dreaded triple dawg dare.
Nobody in the history of the whole universe
including the www.world
has ever been able to win when Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Triple Dawg Dares you.

Warren Buffett what say you? Billionaire Summit, I shall
START with you. July 9th 2010. Meet me in Omaha!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. Here's a little video for you Warren so you will be able
to recognize me when we meet!

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Sunday, April 25, 2010

How not to Erase the National Debt

April 25th 2010
Author Christo Strom

How Not to Erase the National Debt by Christo Strom

You will not erase the National Debt by forming committees Mr President Obama.
You need a system to wipe it out completely.
My system which is the only one of its kind EVER and I mean EVER
will obliterate it like nobody's business.

I have a simple straight forward and surprisingly FUN way to get every
American citizen involved. It does not cause war, or interrupt governments
in any way shape or form. I will implement my system starting January 4th 2011.
I will need the governments approval as I don't know how much taxes I will be
owing.

The National Debt does not need a committee Mr President.
It needs my simple straight forward system. AMEN HALLELUIA!

Actress Halle Berry ( Amen Halleluia is your cue:) this is your official invitation to meet with
Orange Race Card Angels sole Owner Christo Strom!

To see what the President is doing about the National Debt
go here: http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/sc-nw-national-debt--20100424,0,6789275.story

To see what I will be doing sign up at my site
ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS on June 1st to December 31st 2010

National Debt Ending Series starts January 4th 2011

Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Statue of Liberty and Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Conversation between Chief Crazy Captain Christo and The Statue of Liberty

CCCChristo: "So I says to the Landlady , I will go and ask Pigpen from Days gone by, you know Pigpen from Grateful Dead days gone by,
and Pigpen from Charles Schultz Days gone by, and I will slay this DRAGON with PURE CUNNING HONEY"

S^O^L( Statue of Liberty): "But who are you again? Everyone knows me Chief Crazy Captain Christo. I am a gift from The French!"

CCCChristo:" Ahh yes, a gift from the FRENCH! A WENCH from the FRENCH. Hey you know what Lady Liberty, I love French's Mustard"

S^O^L ( rolling her eyes) " Oh not another Mustard Joke!"

CCCChristo : " Why can't you stand another Mustard Joke? Anyways, as I was saying, the reason I love French's Mustard is the color it represents.
You see I believe it represents the color of every Politician whoever has been elected to office, from the President of the United States to everyone below him.
From Supreme Court Justices, to House of Representatives to the Senate and Blah Blah Bloated Overpaid Windbags who claim to
" Represent the People"

S^O^L: " So You are saying Big Government and everyone involved are Chickens?"

CCCChristo: " B-I-N-G-O , we have a winner from The Ellis Island the Lady holding the Torch. In case you want to know why, I am posting this on EASTER EVE.
The reason as such My Lady is this . WARS AND The National DEBT. Oh by the way, you can catch my SPEECHES coming after July 9th 2010.
I will explain in PLAIN ENGLISH how to SLAY the NATIONAL DEBT using a FAMILY of AMERICAN VOLUNTEERS.

S^O^L: " How do you think you are going to accomplish this feat since no one has ever attempted this rather daunting task"

CCCChristo: " One Speech at a time, Five minutes or Less on YOUTUBE, Starting MAY First. Till then Keep the Light on My Lady"

S^O^L: " Can you give me two reasons I should listen to you Chief Crazy Captain Christo? "

CCCChristo:" I'll give you two reasons yeah sure here they are. You know that thing called LIFE and DEATH? You know the debate has been
going on for centuries about Life after Death. Well here's something to think about. You people on Earth haven't even figured out the answer
to WHAT CAME FIRST : The CHICKEN or The EGG. If you can't even come up with the answer to that question, what on Earth
are you doing trying to figure out Life after Death questions?"

Stay TUNED AMERICA and President Obama and Former Presidents still living.
As Jimi Hendrix would say , " I'm coming to GETCHA!:)

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Super Sexy Joe " COOL" Mauer

March 6th, 2010
Author Christo Strom

Now the title of this blog post is not to imply that I think
Joe Mauer is Super Sexy. No, that would be wrong.
To all the female Minnesota Twins fans,
especially Leah McLean from KTSP Channel 5,
they would disagree with me. And that is fine.
No I titled the blog post because I just bought a
left handed Rawlings, Joe Mauer
Catcher's Mitt and I want to alert
you of an upcoming Great Pumpkin Letter
that will be titled
SNOOPY Part Seven of Seven-
Joe "Cool" Mauer-The Real Snoopy!

Besides which I also want to alert you of some
cool videos that I will be launching
in April to coincide with the
Twins Inaugural Season at their new
outdoor stadium.
And lastly is to remind the Twins fans
that in order for me to get a hold of Rob Zombie
to film a 15 to 20 minute film involving Bert Blyleven,
I will need them all to comment
on my videos. Stay Tuned Twins Fans everywhere.
The Race is ON!
Good luck to Joe Mauer and all the Twins
on their upcoming season.
I am looking foreward to a
Championship season OUTDOORS!

Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. That is Pumpkin Script- Please Read
The Great Pumpkin Letters about
Bert Blyleven to get up to speed.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Thea Andrews: Thea Tree House

February 27th 2010
From the heart of Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Author: Christo Strom

Acting the only way he knows how to in reality, Chief Crazy Captain Christo
is going to be putting on quite a show. He is drawing up plans for a Thea Tree House
and is going to be asking Thea Andrews to be the hostess of a huge party!
This party will be taking place in Omaha Nebraska and winding its way back and forth
across America for a couple of years before it heads over to Europe and Asia and Australia
and anywhere that rewards open minded thinking and action taking for the better ment of
let's just say A WORLD IN NEED!@
So here it is: buried in plain sight on a blog the official start of many invitations to come. The first
invitation goes out to : Drum roll please!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEA ANDREWS ( of Entertainment Tonight and other fame:)

THEA ANDREWS, you are hereby invited by Chief Crazy Captain Christo to be the hostess
with the mostess, for a project. I chose you because you are the perfect fit, I like you a lot, and
because of a certain interview I saw you do with the Australian Actor who was quoted as saying to you " You shall see my cod piece!" Who was that actor?

Anyways, THEA ANDREWS, you will need to show up sometime between July 9th 2010 and July 9th 2012, down in Omaha Nebraska and I will fill you in on the details when I meet you.
I will be spending those two years working, starting up businesses, designing the THEA TREE House and I would love it if you would decide that you would like to be a part of it. It is strictly voluntary but You will be paid handsomely I might add. Now the rest is up to you THEA ANDREWS ( and friends!!!)

Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Brad Childress : Ezekiel verses 17-20

Ezekiel verses 17-20

17 When they went, they went upon their four sides: and they turned not when they went.

18 As for their rings, they were so high that they were dreadful; and their rings were full of eyes round about them four.

19 And when the living creatures went, the wheels went by them. and when the living creatures were lifted up from the earth, the wheels were lifted up.

20 Whithersoever the spirit was to go, they went , thither was their spirit to go; and the wheels lifted up over against them: for the spirit of the living creature was in the wheels.

" Going to Carolina in my mind"
Good luck Vikings in Carolina!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Brad Childress: Ezekiel verses 5-8

Ezekiel Verses 5-8

5 Also out of the midst thereof came the likeness of four living creatures. And this was their appearance; they had the likeness of a man.

6 And every one had four faces, and every one had four wings.

7 And their feet were straight feet; and the sole of their feet was like the sole of a calf's foot: and they sparkled like the colour of burnished brass.

8 And they had the hands of a man under their wings on their four sides; and they four had their faces and their wings.

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Minnesota Vikings 30 Cincinati Bengals 10

The team as a whole looked much better. Adrian Peterson good game
Chester Taylor awesome running. Sidney Rice another fine performance
Brett Favre Steady as she goes ( Captain!) Jared Allen Fine hustle :)

Missed Percy Harvin, Get Well Percy!
Nice to see E.J. Henderson's brother involved. Way to step up for your bro!

All in all a good day at the Dome. Kevin Williams nice D: All the Vikings
my heart bleeds Purple and Gold!

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Using Butterfly Reports for Profits

Using Butterfly Reports for Profits************************************
The purpose of this article is to point out the many ways you can use the site Butterfly Reports for fun and profits. As you may or may not know, Butterfly Reports is a site run by Mike Filsaime and Rod Beckwith. I will give you the link at the end of this article so you can check it out for yourself.

Ok let's get started. When you first arrive at the site, you are greeted with a short video explaining the term Viral Marketing. For those of you who are new to internet marketing, viral marketing is the extremely powerful and unique ability to build self propagating income streams, bringing about exponential growth to a company's website. I got that straight from the video.

For most people, that last paragraph may be hard to understand. Let me try to break it down because the concept of viral marketing is really quite simple. Yet so many marketers can't grasp the power behind it. Viral marketing ,according to Butterfly Reports, is the giving away of valuable reports combined with affiliate links to earn commissions.

The reports are written by the staff at Butterfly Reports and other members of Butterfly Reports. They are content rich reports that are filled with useful information. Most are between ten and twenty pages. They are all in the PDF format and are easy to download.
OK, here is how to navigate around the site. The first step is to sign up. It is free to sign up. Once inside the members area, take a look around. There will be four blue buttons. They are:
1.) SEARCH REPORTS 2.) ADD REPORTS 3.) ACCOUNT INFO 4.) AFFILIATE PROGRAM
For the purpose of this article, I will only explain 1.) SEARCH REPORTS Click on that button and you will arrive at a page with list and categories that include business to business, Computing and Internet, Money and Employment and seven other categories. Click on a category that interests you. For this illustration, I clicked on Business to Business and I picked the report written by the Butterfly staff titled "Make money with Resale Rights Products"
Up comes my info and there are spaces to put in my website (http://www.unitetwosites.com/)My affiliate links to Clickbank, Paydotcom and Butterfly Reports. I click on the submit button and in about ten seconds this report is branded with my website name and affiliate links throughout the report. Now I am free to distribute the report in any way I see fit. There you have it, a cool and easy way to freely distribute a report with your links.

If you would like to find out more go to http://www.butterflyreports.com/ If you would like to find out way more go to http://www.unitetwosites.com/ and sign up for my free mini e-course that will walk you through all the steps.