Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that starting JANUARY 4TH 2011
National Debt Training begins in Saint Paul
October 30th 2010
Roger Waters : The Wall in Saint Paul ( Limited View Review+++)
" No, thank you, thank you! Thank You!" and with that Roger Waters
performed Mother off The Wall in all it's brutal honesty . Without
going into detail, since this is a limited view review ( limited view
because that's what it stated on the tickets I bought).
Three tickets-- seats nine thru eleven in 221 at XCEL Energy Center
in Saint Paul, Minnesota.
First off, the concert kicked ass! My two companions, ( my fourteen
year old son and his mother+++) stated and I quote, " Thank you
Chief Crazy Captain Christo for taking us!"
Now for the limited view review. I am only going to review the song
Mother. And the review is intended solely for Roger Waters, so if
you are not Roger Waters I am sorry but this review is not for you.
Ok the show must go on.
Chief Crazy Captain Christo to Roger Waters about the song Mother<^>+++
Dear Roger Waters:
You have inspired me greatly over the years and to thank you would
be the least I could do.To put it another way, since the least I could
do doesn't give anything justice, I would like to offer the greatest I
could do. I have been toying around with the idea of Erasing the
National Debt of the United States. It is in my head and it all works
out with the help of the cultivation of Orange Race Card Angels.
I would like to personally invite you Roger to one of my
SEMNARS in the Twin Cities in the years 2011-2014.
You are truly an inspiration to me and I would like to go over
plans personally with you at your earliest convenience.
I realize you are busy with your The Wall tour and who knows
when you will have a chanceto even read this. I will ask you this
question Roger: What would it hurt to listen to me
humorously explaining my way into the hearts of the American
people. I will be putting out three videos per invitation to my
SEMNARS in the TWIN CITIES Minnesota. I trust you
would be the go to guy when it comes to performance art
and I would really appreciate your input Mr. Waters.
Thank you and to all your awesome crew for absoulutely
killing it in Saint Paul for the performance of The Wall.
I would like to FURTHUR ( Grateful Dead reference ) say
that Bass players who run the show always leave me inspired and
anyways, what better compliment could I possibly give you than
to say if it wasn't for The Wall , I would not have the courage to
TRY to Erase the National Debt.
Remember, Roger ,Three Video Invitations +++
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
P.S. Be on the lookout for Roger Waters Great Pumpkin Letter
in November +++
Below is a limited view video of Roger Waters performing Mother
at The XCEL Energy Center in Saint Paul Minnesota, ENJOY!!!
and THANK YOU ROGERWATERS AND ALL YOUR
HARD WORKING CREW! +++
Showing posts with label Chief Crazy Captain Christo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chief Crazy Captain Christo. Show all posts
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Monday, August 16, 2010
Christo Strom's $10,000 Semnars Starting January 4th 2011
Christo Strom is announcing that starting January 4th 2011
$10,000 per person semnars will be held in the
Twin Cities Minnesota
How to Erase the National Debt will be a series of semnars
Open only to United States Citizens who are tired of
Politicians.
It will be a lot of fun and you will end up learning what
real teamwork means.
Minnesota Nice Teamwork
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Saint Paul Minnesota
P.S. You can follow along throughout the campaign
on twitter--at twitter/cccchristo
Unite Two Sites Dot Com
or on Youtube
This will only be open to United States Citizens at this time.
$10,000 per person semnars will be held in the
Twin Cities Minnesota
How to Erase the National Debt will be a series of semnars
Open only to United States Citizens who are tired of
Politicians.
It will be a lot of fun and you will end up learning what
real teamwork means.
Minnesota Nice Teamwork
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Saint Paul Minnesota
P.S. You can follow along throughout the campaign
on twitter--at twitter/cccchristo
Unite Two Sites Dot Com
or on Youtube
This will only be open to United States Citizens at this time.
Saturday, August 14, 2010
How to Erase the National Debt-Starting +++January 4th 2011-+++
Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
How to Erase the National Debt-Starting +++ January 4th, 2011
Christo Strom’s Orange Race Card Angels, the only company
on the Planet ( this is Planet Earth right?) to even attempt to
erase the national debt. In case you are wondering what national
debt I am talking about, it is the United States of America’s
National Debt. Hovering as I type in the Thirteen to Fourteen
Trillion dollar range. If it were a UFO, it would be seen by
everyone but the United States Government would spin it as
something completely different, like a Monty Python sketch.
Anyways, back to How to Erase the National Debt. My semnar
series ( not a misprint, semnar means the mn in the middle is
the starting point in Minnesota, and that means only in
Minnesota for the entire year of 2011+++! There is no turning
back once January 4th 2011 rolls around. My ass is going to be
on the line and it will get done. No I am not going to allow any
politicians at my semnar. This is for people in the United States
of America who are tired of all the B.S. that flows out of the mouths
of ALL Politicians. Wake up now, and follow a simple plan. I am
making this extremely easy. Those who attend and are ready for
REAL KICK ASS and LIGHTNING QUICK recoveries, by all means
possible pay attention. How many jobs do you think could be
created in the next three years by tackling the job of erasing the
National Debt? I am only asking for One percent of the American
population to become ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS. We will
have a rockin great time in the next three years!
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. Senator Colby Coash of Lincoln Nebraska and Rebecca Otto
State Auditor of Minnesota are the only exceptions. If they
choose to become ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS, they will be
accepted on one condition. I RUN THE SHOW++++++
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
How to Erase the National Debt-Starting +++ January 4th, 2011
Christo Strom’s Orange Race Card Angels, the only company
on the Planet ( this is Planet Earth right?) to even attempt to
erase the national debt. In case you are wondering what national
debt I am talking about, it is the United States of America’s
National Debt. Hovering as I type in the Thirteen to Fourteen
Trillion dollar range. If it were a UFO, it would be seen by
everyone but the United States Government would spin it as
something completely different, like a Monty Python sketch.
Anyways, back to How to Erase the National Debt. My semnar
series ( not a misprint, semnar means the mn in the middle is
the starting point in Minnesota, and that means only in
Minnesota for the entire year of 2011+++! There is no turning
back once January 4th 2011 rolls around. My ass is going to be
on the line and it will get done. No I am not going to allow any
politicians at my semnar. This is for people in the United States
of America who are tired of all the B.S. that flows out of the mouths
of ALL Politicians. Wake up now, and follow a simple plan. I am
making this extremely easy. Those who attend and are ready for
REAL KICK ASS and LIGHTNING QUICK recoveries, by all means
possible pay attention. How many jobs do you think could be
created in the next three years by tackling the job of erasing the
National Debt? I am only asking for One percent of the American
population to become ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS. We will
have a rockin great time in the next three years!
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. Senator Colby Coash of Lincoln Nebraska and Rebecca Otto
State Auditor of Minnesota are the only exceptions. If they
choose to become ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS, they will be
accepted on one condition. I RUN THE SHOW++++++
Friday, August 13, 2010
Twig the Fairy: Ready to Move Mountains? by Christo Strom
Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Happy Friday the 13th 2010 to:
Twig the Fairy
From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Dear Twig ( wherever you are!)
You are too lovely to describe so I'll just say this
Would you be interested in moving mountains?
Gotta National Debt Semnar with Guitars and
I need some inspiration to flow. Since you are
an inspiration to children and children disguised
as adults, I thought you might be interested in
helping out. Just thought I'd ask. I'm typing this
right now on bended knee!
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. Here's a short video of TWIG THE FAIRY Enjoy!
" "
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Happy Friday the 13th 2010 to:
Twig the Fairy
From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Dear Twig ( wherever you are!)
You are too lovely to describe so I'll just say this
Would you be interested in moving mountains?
Gotta National Debt Semnar with Guitars and
I need some inspiration to flow. Since you are
an inspiration to children and children disguised
as adults, I thought you might be interested in
helping out. Just thought I'd ask. I'm typing this
right now on bended knee!
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. Here's a short video of TWIG THE FAIRY Enjoy!
" "
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Jerry Garcia 2010 and the Might As Well Train
Jerry Garcia 2010 and The Might As Well Train
Author Christo StromSole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Jerry Garcia 2010 and The Might As Well Train
In the land of Deaddom, where Jerry never dies,
is a peculiar piece of a novel idea whose time has come.
Written ages ago circa 1988 or 89, a younger version of
the author thought it would be cool to write to:
J. GARCIA. , the infamous guitarist for Grateful Dead, Jerry Garcia
Band, and countless others yes including David Grisman. The author
wrote to J. Garcia and in the upper right hand corner of the letter
addressed himself as J. Garcia with the address going to CHICO
CALIFORNIA. No doubt Jerry probably never read it but in the
letter, the author ( Chief Crazy Captain Christo) stated that
Might As Well was his favorite song in the Universe and could
the band possibly play it at Cal State Dominguez Hills in May of
that year. To make a long story short, The band does not play
requests and so keeping with that theme , I will put up my own
video about Erasing the National Debt. Enjoy! By the way, Might As
Well is still my favorite song in the Universe!
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
" "
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Warren Buffett: ReQwesting Omaha with Peter
Author Christo Strom
Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Sole in Charge of Angels Promotions
Warren Buffett: ReQwesting an Inner View of Omaha and film Great Pumpkin Letters
Dear Warren Buffett:
You know trying to get a hold of you through the Internet obviously doesn’t work.
I started writing the Great Pumpkin Letters last year as a tribute to my Godmother Mary.
It turned out to be a Holy Ghost story instead with a twist. I didn’t expect to be so moved
by one little boy named Gavin George Law. I also didn’t know that after I had written it,
I wrote one about Bert Blyleven. He was an outstanding pitcher for the Minnesota Twins
and in it he beans me in the nuts before the World Series game. He starts yelling at me then
I start ripping into him, and then I tell him that to be Great like the Pumpkin you have
to give of yourself and then others will give to you. Anyways, I was taking out my angry
thoughts toward God on Bert Blyleven. Because of Gavin George Law. Go ahead and
read it for yourself. And in so doing, I learned a way to heal myself. And you’ll never
guess what happened in the process. Take it for what it is worth but the Holy Ghost
is telling me to contact your son Peter Buffett to build a Thea Tree House for a little
American girl. Actually three of them with specific places that I can only tell your
son Peter. So Warren Buffett, could you please help me talk to your son?
Respectfully in Truth,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. Just like in the Bible, I need Peter to be the Rock!!!
By the way, I noticed in the Omaha Convention magazine for May/June 2010
that Peter looks a lot like Neil Diamond. ( with your features!)
" "
Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Sole in Charge of Angels Promotions
Warren Buffett: ReQwesting an Inner View of Omaha and film Great Pumpkin Letters
Dear Warren Buffett:
You know trying to get a hold of you through the Internet obviously doesn’t work.
I started writing the Great Pumpkin Letters last year as a tribute to my Godmother Mary.
It turned out to be a Holy Ghost story instead with a twist. I didn’t expect to be so moved
by one little boy named Gavin George Law. I also didn’t know that after I had written it,
I wrote one about Bert Blyleven. He was an outstanding pitcher for the Minnesota Twins
and in it he beans me in the nuts before the World Series game. He starts yelling at me then
I start ripping into him, and then I tell him that to be Great like the Pumpkin you have
to give of yourself and then others will give to you. Anyways, I was taking out my angry
thoughts toward God on Bert Blyleven. Because of Gavin George Law. Go ahead and
read it for yourself. And in so doing, I learned a way to heal myself. And you’ll never
guess what happened in the process. Take it for what it is worth but the Holy Ghost
is telling me to contact your son Peter Buffett to build a Thea Tree House for a little
American girl. Actually three of them with specific places that I can only tell your
son Peter. So Warren Buffett, could you please help me talk to your son?
Respectfully in Truth,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. Just like in the Bible, I need Peter to be the Rock!!!
By the way, I noticed in the Omaha Convention magazine for May/June 2010
that Peter looks a lot like Neil Diamond. ( with your features!)
" "
Saturday, May 1, 2010
Run For The Roses- #136 Mission in the Rain!
May 1st 2010
Author Christo Strom
RUN FOR THE ROSES- #136 MISSION IN THE RAIN
Today was the 136th running at Churchill Downs in Louisville Kentucky
of the Kentucky Derby. It was a rain soaked sloppy mess of a race
but exciting as all hell to watch. I can't help it I love it!. My pick for
the race was in memory of Jerry Garcia , the horse with the name
American Lion ( Jerry was a Leo!)
The race was won by Super Saver ridden by Jockey Extraordinaire
CALVIN BOREL. He has won three out of the last four Kentucky Derby's!
That reminds me of a song in three quarter time Play on, Jerry ,Play on!
" "
As always and forever
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Author Christo Strom
RUN FOR THE ROSES- #136 MISSION IN THE RAIN
Today was the 136th running at Churchill Downs in Louisville Kentucky
of the Kentucky Derby. It was a rain soaked sloppy mess of a race
but exciting as all hell to watch. I can't help it I love it!. My pick for
the race was in memory of Jerry Garcia , the horse with the name
American Lion ( Jerry was a Leo!)
The race was won by Super Saver ridden by Jockey Extraordinaire
CALVIN BOREL. He has won three out of the last four Kentucky Derby's!
That reminds me of a song in three quarter time Play on, Jerry ,Play on!
" "
As always and forever
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Sunday, April 25, 2010
How not to Erase the National Debt
April 25th 2010
Author Christo Strom
How Not to Erase the National Debt by Christo Strom
You will not erase the National Debt by forming committees Mr President Obama.
You need a system to wipe it out completely.
My system which is the only one of its kind EVER and I mean EVER
will obliterate it like nobody's business.
I have a simple straight forward and surprisingly FUN way to get every
American citizen involved. It does not cause war, or interrupt governments
in any way shape or form. I will implement my system starting January 4th 2011.
I will need the governments approval as I don't know how much taxes I will be
owing.
The National Debt does not need a committee Mr President.
It needs my simple straight forward system. AMEN HALLELUIA!
Actress Halle Berry ( Amen Halleluia is your cue:) this is your official invitation to meet with
Orange Race Card Angels sole Owner Christo Strom!
To see what the President is doing about the National Debt
go here: http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/sc-nw-national-debt--20100424,0,6789275.story
To see what I will be doing sign up at my site
ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS on June 1st to December 31st 2010
National Debt Ending Series starts January 4th 2011
Respectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Author Christo Strom
How Not to Erase the National Debt by Christo Strom
You will not erase the National Debt by forming committees Mr President Obama.
You need a system to wipe it out completely.
My system which is the only one of its kind EVER and I mean EVER
will obliterate it like nobody's business.
I have a simple straight forward and surprisingly FUN way to get every
American citizen involved. It does not cause war, or interrupt governments
in any way shape or form. I will implement my system starting January 4th 2011.
I will need the governments approval as I don't know how much taxes I will be
owing.
The National Debt does not need a committee Mr President.
It needs my simple straight forward system. AMEN HALLELUIA!
Actress Halle Berry ( Amen Halleluia is your cue:) this is your official invitation to meet with
Orange Race Card Angels sole Owner Christo Strom!
To see what the President is doing about the National Debt
go here: http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/sc-nw-national-debt--20100424,0,6789275.story
To see what I will be doing sign up at my site
ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS on June 1st to December 31st 2010
National Debt Ending Series starts January 4th 2011
Respectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Friday, April 23, 2010
Teaching Abbott Garcia Rossington
April 23rd 2010
Author Christo Strom
TEACHING ABBOTT GARCIA ROSSINGTON
Attention: Guitar Players and Guitar Enthusiasts
Coming in January 2011 to the Twin Cities Minnesota
Live performances, video production, recording methods
Gear reviews, and as much as I know or care to know
about Darrell Abbott, Jerry Garcia and Gary Rossington
TAGR Guitar Seminar
Hosted by Orange Race Card Angels' Christo Strom
will be a twice monthly live seminar series
featuring the Guitar playing styles of these
Three Rock and Roll Icons
Two are no longer with us.
One, thankfully, is still jamming with Skynyrd!
Please signup online for newsletter starting
in August of 2010
Keep rockin!
Respectfully in Truth,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Author Christo Strom
TEACHING ABBOTT GARCIA ROSSINGTON
Attention: Guitar Players and Guitar Enthusiasts
Coming in January 2011 to the Twin Cities Minnesota
Live performances, video production, recording methods
Gear reviews, and as much as I know or care to know
about Darrell Abbott, Jerry Garcia and Gary Rossington
TAGR Guitar Seminar
Hosted by Orange Race Card Angels' Christo Strom
will be a twice monthly live seminar series
featuring the Guitar playing styles of these
Three Rock and Roll Icons
Two are no longer with us.
One, thankfully, is still jamming with Skynyrd!
Please signup online for newsletter starting
in August of 2010
Keep rockin!
Respectfully in Truth,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Orange Race Card Angels: National Debt Clock
April 17th 2010
Author Christo Strom
Quick question for you.
Do you know what The National Debt for the United States of America is?
Do you even care?
Well I do, and I have a solution for all of the U.S.A.'s citizens to rally for
REAL CHANGE
Like Zero National Debt
Fresh as the Morning Dew
" Walk me out in the Morning Dew my Honey!..." (ROB H.:)
I guess it DOES Matter anyway!
" "
Author Christo Strom
Quick question for you.
Do you know what The National Debt for the United States of America is?
Do you even care?
Well I do, and I have a solution for all of the U.S.A.'s citizens to rally for
REAL CHANGE
Like Zero National Debt
Fresh as the Morning Dew
" Walk me out in the Morning Dew my Honey!..." (ROB H.:)
I guess it DOES Matter anyway!
" "
Thursday, April 15, 2010
National Debt 2010 and CCCChristo
April 15th 2010
Author Christo Strom
Hello United States Government and everyone involved. How are you today?
Do you see all the phony movements going on in the United States recently?
Notice a pattern?
I notice one extremely annoying pattern.
It is called the National Debt.
Eleven point Four Trillion Dollars and rising.
Know anyone with a plan to pay it off?
No? Well now you do.
My name is Chief Crazy Captain Christo
and I came to Earth for one purpose only>
To pay off the National Debt in the United States of America.
Please since you and I know how Washington D.C. operates
Let me inform all of the people who run Washington D.C.
and all the little governments in the States. I am going
to be making a rather loud ruckus down in Omaha Nebraska
Loud Ruckus meaning nothing more than playing a
Dimebag Darrell Razorback Explosion guitar that
was made according to Dean Markly's specifications.
Probably barbecuing some kick ass steaks and what not
on the Q. And teaching people that paying off the National
Debt is my top priority. It is actually my only priority.
So with that being said the next two years are critical.
I will be meeting with top business leaders to implement
this plan. People who " get" it will become rich! People who
don't "Get" it will be what I call the naysayer never do anything
but complain anyway. Any questions?
Well then, I must be on my way!
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Author Christo Strom
Hello United States Government and everyone involved. How are you today?
Do you see all the phony movements going on in the United States recently?
Notice a pattern?
I notice one extremely annoying pattern.
It is called the National Debt.
Eleven point Four Trillion Dollars and rising.
Know anyone with a plan to pay it off?
No? Well now you do.
My name is Chief Crazy Captain Christo
and I came to Earth for one purpose only>
To pay off the National Debt in the United States of America.
Please since you and I know how Washington D.C. operates
Let me inform all of the people who run Washington D.C.
and all the little governments in the States. I am going
to be making a rather loud ruckus down in Omaha Nebraska
Loud Ruckus meaning nothing more than playing a
Dimebag Darrell Razorback Explosion guitar that
was made according to Dean Markly's specifications.
Probably barbecuing some kick ass steaks and what not
on the Q. And teaching people that paying off the National
Debt is my top priority. It is actually my only priority.
So with that being said the next two years are critical.
I will be meeting with top business leaders to implement
this plan. People who " get" it will become rich! People who
don't "Get" it will be what I call the naysayer never do anything
but complain anyway. Any questions?
Well then, I must be on my way!
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Sunday, April 4, 2010
TAGR by The Tale
April 4th 2010 Happy Easter
Author Christo Strom
TAGR by The Tale
Welcome aboard Matey!
Christo Strom here and I will be your host
ONLINE for The Future till like my Savior
I will be raised from The Dead to the
New Promised Life.
In the meantime,
what do I mean by TAGR by The Tale?
Exactly this.
I will be doing weekly Guitar Seminars
In Minnesota at various locations and
it will focus on Internet Marketing,
Selling On E-Bay, Raising Boatloads of Cash,
Helping One charity a month ( Goal setting!)
Positioning yourself as The Storyteller
in Charge of Your Destiny.
It will be filled with fun and funny moments
as I have a lot of stories to tell. It will
be filled with intense moments of emotional
outbreaks as people realize the power has
been within them the whole time and it
will be the start of a new way of living
in a healthy wealthy giving fashion.
Make sense? Ready to see the plans?
Be patient as I am going to be getting
the new sites ready one by one starting
May first and going up for the Super
Grand Opening of my new Offline Online
business. I will be on the lookout for
people who are serious enough to know
that this will take hard work but if
you stick with something you love, and
are passionate about, Anything is possible!
So again Welcome Aboard Matey.
Respectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. ( that's Pumpkin Script!)
Yes I am the same one who wrote
The Great Pumpkin Letters.
Author Christo Strom
TAGR by The Tale
Welcome aboard Matey!
Christo Strom here and I will be your host
ONLINE for The Future till like my Savior
I will be raised from The Dead to the
New Promised Life.
In the meantime,
what do I mean by TAGR by The Tale?
Exactly this.
I will be doing weekly Guitar Seminars
In Minnesota at various locations and
it will focus on Internet Marketing,
Selling On E-Bay, Raising Boatloads of Cash,
Helping One charity a month ( Goal setting!)
Positioning yourself as The Storyteller
in Charge of Your Destiny.
It will be filled with fun and funny moments
as I have a lot of stories to tell. It will
be filled with intense moments of emotional
outbreaks as people realize the power has
been within them the whole time and it
will be the start of a new way of living
in a healthy wealthy giving fashion.
Make sense? Ready to see the plans?
Be patient as I am going to be getting
the new sites ready one by one starting
May first and going up for the Super
Grand Opening of my new Offline Online
business. I will be on the lookout for
people who are serious enough to know
that this will take hard work but if
you stick with something you love, and
are passionate about, Anything is possible!
So again Welcome Aboard Matey.
Respectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. ( that's Pumpkin Script!)
Yes I am the same one who wrote
The Great Pumpkin Letters.
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Statue of Liberty and Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Conversation between Chief Crazy Captain Christo and The Statue of Liberty
CCCChristo: "So I says to the Landlady , I will go and ask Pigpen from Days gone by, you know Pigpen from Grateful Dead days gone by,
and Pigpen from Charles Schultz Days gone by, and I will slay this DRAGON with PURE CUNNING HONEY"
S^O^L( Statue of Liberty): "But who are you again? Everyone knows me Chief Crazy Captain Christo. I am a gift from The French!"
CCCChristo:" Ahh yes, a gift from the FRENCH! A WENCH from the FRENCH. Hey you know what Lady Liberty, I love French's Mustard"
S^O^L ( rolling her eyes) " Oh not another Mustard Joke!"
CCCChristo : " Why can't you stand another Mustard Joke? Anyways, as I was saying, the reason I love French's Mustard is the color it represents.
You see I believe it represents the color of every Politician whoever has been elected to office, from the President of the United States to everyone below him.
From Supreme Court Justices, to House of Representatives to the Senate and Blah Blah Bloated Overpaid Windbags who claim to
" Represent the People"
S^O^L: " So You are saying Big Government and everyone involved are Chickens?"
CCCChristo: " B-I-N-G-O , we have a winner from The Ellis Island the Lady holding the Torch. In case you want to know why, I am posting this on EASTER EVE.
The reason as such My Lady is this . WARS AND The National DEBT. Oh by the way, you can catch my SPEECHES coming after July 9th 2010.
I will explain in PLAIN ENGLISH how to SLAY the NATIONAL DEBT using a FAMILY of AMERICAN VOLUNTEERS.
S^O^L: " How do you think you are going to accomplish this feat since no one has ever attempted this rather daunting task"
CCCChristo: " One Speech at a time, Five minutes or Less on YOUTUBE, Starting MAY First. Till then Keep the Light on My Lady"
S^O^L: " Can you give me two reasons I should listen to you Chief Crazy Captain Christo? "
CCCChristo:" I'll give you two reasons yeah sure here they are. You know that thing called LIFE and DEATH? You know the debate has been
going on for centuries about Life after Death. Well here's something to think about. You people on Earth haven't even figured out the answer
to WHAT CAME FIRST : The CHICKEN or The EGG. If you can't even come up with the answer to that question, what on Earth
are you doing trying to figure out Life after Death questions?"
Stay TUNED AMERICA and President Obama and Former Presidents still living.
As Jimi Hendrix would say , " I'm coming to GETCHA!:)
CCCChristo: "So I says to the Landlady , I will go and ask Pigpen from Days gone by, you know Pigpen from Grateful Dead days gone by,
and Pigpen from Charles Schultz Days gone by, and I will slay this DRAGON with PURE CUNNING HONEY"
S^O^L( Statue of Liberty): "But who are you again? Everyone knows me Chief Crazy Captain Christo. I am a gift from The French!"
CCCChristo:" Ahh yes, a gift from the FRENCH! A WENCH from the FRENCH. Hey you know what Lady Liberty, I love French's Mustard"
S^O^L ( rolling her eyes) " Oh not another Mustard Joke!"
CCCChristo : " Why can't you stand another Mustard Joke? Anyways, as I was saying, the reason I love French's Mustard is the color it represents.
You see I believe it represents the color of every Politician whoever has been elected to office, from the President of the United States to everyone below him.
From Supreme Court Justices, to House of Representatives to the Senate and Blah Blah Bloated Overpaid Windbags who claim to
" Represent the People"
S^O^L: " So You are saying Big Government and everyone involved are Chickens?"
CCCChristo: " B-I-N-G-O , we have a winner from The Ellis Island the Lady holding the Torch. In case you want to know why, I am posting this on EASTER EVE.
The reason as such My Lady is this . WARS AND The National DEBT. Oh by the way, you can catch my SPEECHES coming after July 9th 2010.
I will explain in PLAIN ENGLISH how to SLAY the NATIONAL DEBT using a FAMILY of AMERICAN VOLUNTEERS.
S^O^L: " How do you think you are going to accomplish this feat since no one has ever attempted this rather daunting task"
CCCChristo: " One Speech at a time, Five minutes or Less on YOUTUBE, Starting MAY First. Till then Keep the Light on My Lady"
S^O^L: " Can you give me two reasons I should listen to you Chief Crazy Captain Christo? "
CCCChristo:" I'll give you two reasons yeah sure here they are. You know that thing called LIFE and DEATH? You know the debate has been
going on for centuries about Life after Death. Well here's something to think about. You people on Earth haven't even figured out the answer
to WHAT CAME FIRST : The CHICKEN or The EGG. If you can't even come up with the answer to that question, what on Earth
are you doing trying to figure out Life after Death questions?"
Stay TUNED AMERICA and President Obama and Former Presidents still living.
As Jimi Hendrix would say , " I'm coming to GETCHA!:)
Sunday, March 28, 2010
4708 Tiger (Metal-Tiger-27-79)
4708 Tiger ( Metal-Tiger-27-79)
Author Christo Strom
Ok hello all you Chinese Year of the Tiger fans out there.
This is Chief Crazy Captain Christo with a report of what
is going to be going down for the rest of this year.
Since I am going to be starting a TAGR GUITAR SEMINAR SERIES
Now is the perfect time to let you know how to get involved.
What I will be doing is getting up on stage, playing a few guitars
Jammin some tunes, filming videos, explaining how to sell stuff
online, how to get your website ranked high so people can find
you, how to sell on e-bay, how to charge people to attend your
seminars so everyone can get healthy with their wealthy.
As you may be wondering about the Title of this post, I will
Clue you in. The 4708 Tiger means this: To be able to attend
my seminars, you will need to pay up front $4,708. There
will be a strict limit to how many people can attend. This will
be THE TICKET for Minnesotans because this is where I am
going to be starting the show. So if you can be in Minnesota
when we do our live taping, you will soon be on your way
to the Healthy and Wealthy portion of your life that everyone
craves so much.
Second part of the title ( Metal-Tiger-27-79) This is crucial
that you understand this part. If you can't afford the $4,708
up front fee, there is a back door to all of this. The 27-79 part is
this:
I will be offering up an E-book of The Great Pumpkin Letters
with instructions on E-Bay that will cost $ 27.00 . After you receive
the copy of the E-Book and the "special instructions" you will
receive in the mail, you will then need to register for $79.00 to
qualify for a Free Ticket to attend my Seminar. Then, and this
is the real kicker, you will be trained to make BOO KOO Bucks.
( to be read as A Ton of Cash) After, you make your Boo Koo
Bucks it is recommended but not mandatory that you donate
$2,779 so that I can continue to teach everyone who has a
dream of being healthy and wealthy a chance to do so.
It is also the right thing to do/
Respectfully in Truth,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. Look on E-Bay starting in August, probably
starting August 20th in Honor of Darrell Abbott
for as Zakk Wylde once said " Everyday is Dime's Day!"
Thank you Zakk Wylde for your inspirational words.
I will try to live up to your high standards and
honor your best buddy!
Author Christo Strom
Ok hello all you Chinese Year of the Tiger fans out there.
This is Chief Crazy Captain Christo with a report of what
is going to be going down for the rest of this year.
Since I am going to be starting a TAGR GUITAR SEMINAR SERIES
Now is the perfect time to let you know how to get involved.
What I will be doing is getting up on stage, playing a few guitars
Jammin some tunes, filming videos, explaining how to sell stuff
online, how to get your website ranked high so people can find
you, how to sell on e-bay, how to charge people to attend your
seminars so everyone can get healthy with their wealthy.
As you may be wondering about the Title of this post, I will
Clue you in. The 4708 Tiger means this: To be able to attend
my seminars, you will need to pay up front $4,708. There
will be a strict limit to how many people can attend. This will
be THE TICKET for Minnesotans because this is where I am
going to be starting the show. So if you can be in Minnesota
when we do our live taping, you will soon be on your way
to the Healthy and Wealthy portion of your life that everyone
craves so much.
Second part of the title ( Metal-Tiger-27-79) This is crucial
that you understand this part. If you can't afford the $4,708
up front fee, there is a back door to all of this. The 27-79 part is
this:
I will be offering up an E-book of The Great Pumpkin Letters
with instructions on E-Bay that will cost $ 27.00 . After you receive
the copy of the E-Book and the "special instructions" you will
receive in the mail, you will then need to register for $79.00 to
qualify for a Free Ticket to attend my Seminar. Then, and this
is the real kicker, you will be trained to make BOO KOO Bucks.
( to be read as A Ton of Cash) After, you make your Boo Koo
Bucks it is recommended but not mandatory that you donate
$2,779 so that I can continue to teach everyone who has a
dream of being healthy and wealthy a chance to do so.
It is also the right thing to do/
Respectfully in Truth,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. Look on E-Bay starting in August, probably
starting August 20th in Honor of Darrell Abbott
for as Zakk Wylde once said " Everyday is Dime's Day!"
Thank you Zakk Wylde for your inspirational words.
I will try to live up to your high standards and
honor your best buddy!
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Super Sexy Joe " COOL" Mauer
March 6th, 2010
Author Christo Strom
Now the title of this blog post is not to imply that I think
Joe Mauer is Super Sexy. No, that would be wrong.
To all the female Minnesota Twins fans,
especially Leah McLean from KTSP Channel 5,
they would disagree with me. And that is fine.
No I titled the blog post because I just bought a
left handed Rawlings, Joe Mauer
Catcher's Mitt and I want to alert
you of an upcoming Great Pumpkin Letter
that will be titled
SNOOPY Part Seven of Seven-
Joe "Cool" Mauer-The Real Snoopy!
Besides which I also want to alert you of some
cool videos that I will be launching
in April to coincide with the
Twins Inaugural Season at their new
outdoor stadium.
And lastly is to remind the Twins fans
that in order for me to get a hold of Rob Zombie
to film a 15 to 20 minute film involving Bert Blyleven,
I will need them all to comment
on my videos. Stay Tuned Twins Fans everywhere.
The Race is ON!
Good luck to Joe Mauer and all the Twins
on their upcoming season.
I am looking foreward to a
Championship season OUTDOORS!
Respectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. That is Pumpkin Script- Please Read
The Great Pumpkin Letters about
Bert Blyleven to get up to speed.
Author Christo Strom
Now the title of this blog post is not to imply that I think
Joe Mauer is Super Sexy. No, that would be wrong.
To all the female Minnesota Twins fans,
especially Leah McLean from KTSP Channel 5,
they would disagree with me. And that is fine.
No I titled the blog post because I just bought a
left handed Rawlings, Joe Mauer
Catcher's Mitt and I want to alert
you of an upcoming Great Pumpkin Letter
that will be titled
SNOOPY Part Seven of Seven-
Joe "Cool" Mauer-The Real Snoopy!
Besides which I also want to alert you of some
cool videos that I will be launching
in April to coincide with the
Twins Inaugural Season at their new
outdoor stadium.
And lastly is to remind the Twins fans
that in order for me to get a hold of Rob Zombie
to film a 15 to 20 minute film involving Bert Blyleven,
I will need them all to comment
on my videos. Stay Tuned Twins Fans everywhere.
The Race is ON!
Good luck to Joe Mauer and all the Twins
on their upcoming season.
I am looking foreward to a
Championship season OUTDOORS!
Respectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. That is Pumpkin Script- Please Read
The Great Pumpkin Letters about
Bert Blyleven to get up to speed.
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Thea Andrews: Thea Tree House
February 27th 2010
From the heart of Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Author: Christo Strom
Acting the only way he knows how to in reality, Chief Crazy Captain Christo
is going to be putting on quite a show. He is drawing up plans for a Thea Tree House
and is going to be asking Thea Andrews to be the hostess of a huge party!
This party will be taking place in Omaha Nebraska and winding its way back and forth
across America for a couple of years before it heads over to Europe and Asia and Australia
and anywhere that rewards open minded thinking and action taking for the better ment of
let's just say A WORLD IN NEED!@
So here it is: buried in plain sight on a blog the official start of many invitations to come. The first
invitation goes out to : Drum roll please!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEA ANDREWS ( of Entertainment Tonight and other fame:)
THEA ANDREWS, you are hereby invited by Chief Crazy Captain Christo to be the hostess
with the mostess, for a project. I chose you because you are the perfect fit, I like you a lot, and
because of a certain interview I saw you do with the Australian Actor who was quoted as saying to you " You shall see my cod piece!" Who was that actor?
Anyways, THEA ANDREWS, you will need to show up sometime between July 9th 2010 and July 9th 2012, down in Omaha Nebraska and I will fill you in on the details when I meet you.
I will be spending those two years working, starting up businesses, designing the THEA TREE House and I would love it if you would decide that you would like to be a part of it. It is strictly voluntary but You will be paid handsomely I might add. Now the rest is up to you THEA ANDREWS ( and friends!!!)
Respectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
From the heart of Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Author: Christo Strom
Acting the only way he knows how to in reality, Chief Crazy Captain Christo
is going to be putting on quite a show. He is drawing up plans for a Thea Tree House
and is going to be asking Thea Andrews to be the hostess of a huge party!
This party will be taking place in Omaha Nebraska and winding its way back and forth
across America for a couple of years before it heads over to Europe and Asia and Australia
and anywhere that rewards open minded thinking and action taking for the better ment of
let's just say A WORLD IN NEED!@
So here it is: buried in plain sight on a blog the official start of many invitations to come. The first
invitation goes out to : Drum roll please!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEA ANDREWS ( of Entertainment Tonight and other fame:)
THEA ANDREWS, you are hereby invited by Chief Crazy Captain Christo to be the hostess
with the mostess, for a project. I chose you because you are the perfect fit, I like you a lot, and
because of a certain interview I saw you do with the Australian Actor who was quoted as saying to you " You shall see my cod piece!" Who was that actor?
Anyways, THEA ANDREWS, you will need to show up sometime between July 9th 2010 and July 9th 2012, down in Omaha Nebraska and I will fill you in on the details when I meet you.
I will be spending those two years working, starting up businesses, designing the THEA TREE House and I would love it if you would decide that you would like to be a part of it. It is strictly voluntary but You will be paid handsomely I might add. Now the rest is up to you THEA ANDREWS ( and friends!!!)
Respectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Monday, February 15, 2010
Alice Cooper
February 15th 2010
Here are a few of the new Pumpkin Letters to be published on Great Pumpkin Letters
blogspot by Christo Strom
Alice Cooper
Slash
Ozzy Osbourne
Joe Mauer
Ron Gardenhire
Kirby Puckett
Jack Morris
Kurt Rambis
Bill Laimbeer
Vinnie Paul
Paul Stanley
Geddy Lee
More to come so stay tuned!
Respectfully in Truth
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. For the ladies
Check out the unitetwosites thank you page
Here are a few of the new Pumpkin Letters to be published on Great Pumpkin Letters
blogspot by Christo Strom
Alice Cooper
Slash
Ozzy Osbourne
Joe Mauer
Ron Gardenhire
Kirby Puckett
Jack Morris
Kurt Rambis
Bill Laimbeer
Vinnie Paul
Paul Stanley
Geddy Lee
More to come so stay tuned!
Respectfully in Truth
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. For the ladies
Check out the unitetwosites thank you page
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Red Flag Chile Challenge
Dear Minnesota Vikings,
I must either be in total denial or am completely CRAZY!
But I still believe in you guys. I will never give up hope
that you will eventually win the Super Bowl. I am still behind
every one of you 158%!!
I am working on a speech for July 9th down in Omaha Nebraska.
Why Omaha? Well I have heard that Billionaires like to have
people go to their place and I picked Warren Buffett. Whether
or not I will get an audience with Warren is another story but
I will be broadcasting the speech down in Omaha. The title of the
speech is RED FLAG CHILE CHALLENGE. I will let you know when it
is complete plus I will provide you with a transcript. It will be
intensely funny but have a serious ending. I have designed a THEA-TREE
House for a little American girl and I believe you Vikings would be proud
to know that you will be in the speech.
RESPECTFULLY IN TRUTH,
CHIEF CRAZY CAPTAIN CHRISTO
P.S. (that's Pumpkin Script!) Watch out for Youtube videos if you watch that
sort of channel.
I must either be in total denial or am completely CRAZY!
But I still believe in you guys. I will never give up hope
that you will eventually win the Super Bowl. I am still behind
every one of you 158%!!
I am working on a speech for July 9th down in Omaha Nebraska.
Why Omaha? Well I have heard that Billionaires like to have
people go to their place and I picked Warren Buffett. Whether
or not I will get an audience with Warren is another story but
I will be broadcasting the speech down in Omaha. The title of the
speech is RED FLAG CHILE CHALLENGE. I will let you know when it
is complete plus I will provide you with a transcript. It will be
intensely funny but have a serious ending. I have designed a THEA-TREE
House for a little American girl and I believe you Vikings would be proud
to know that you will be in the speech.
RESPECTFULLY IN TRUTH,
CHIEF CRAZY CAPTAIN CHRISTO
P.S. (that's Pumpkin Script!) Watch out for Youtube videos if you watch that
sort of channel.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Brad Childress: Ezekiel verses 21-24
Ezekiel verses 21-24
21 When those went, these went; and when those stood, these stood; and when those were lifted up from the earth, the wheels were lifted up over against them: for the spirit of the living creature
was in the wheels.
22 And the likeness of the firmament upon the heads of the living creature was as the colour of the terrible crystal, stretched forth over their heads above.
23 And under the firmament were their wings straight, the one toward the other: every one had two, which covered on this side, and every one had two, which covered on that side, their bodies.
24 And when they went, I heard the noise of their wings, like the noise of great waters, as the voice of the Almighty, the voice of speech, as the noise of an host: when they stood, they let down their wings.
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Prayers for the Family of Cincinnati Bengals Chris Henry Please keep him and his family
in your prayers as you get together for celebrations. I believe he would be watching Super Bowl 44 with Jesus so please if you are traveling for Christmas, talk to Saint Christopher for your safe travel to and fro.
Respectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
21 When those went, these went; and when those stood, these stood; and when those were lifted up from the earth, the wheels were lifted up over against them: for the spirit of the living creature
was in the wheels.
22 And the likeness of the firmament upon the heads of the living creature was as the colour of the terrible crystal, stretched forth over their heads above.
23 And under the firmament were their wings straight, the one toward the other: every one had two, which covered on this side, and every one had two, which covered on that side, their bodies.
24 And when they went, I heard the noise of their wings, like the noise of great waters, as the voice of the Almighty, the voice of speech, as the noise of an host: when they stood, they let down their wings.
____________________________________________________
Prayers for the Family of Cincinnati Bengals Chris Henry Please keep him and his family
in your prayers as you get together for celebrations. I believe he would be watching Super Bowl 44 with Jesus so please if you are traveling for Christmas, talk to Saint Christopher for your safe travel to and fro.
Respectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Brad Childress : Ezekiel verses 17-20
Ezekiel verses 17-20
17 When they went, they went upon their four sides: and they turned not when they went.
18 As for their rings, they were so high that they were dreadful; and their rings were full of eyes round about them four.
19 And when the living creatures went, the wheels went by them. and when the living creatures were lifted up from the earth, the wheels were lifted up.
20 Whithersoever the spirit was to go, they went , thither was their spirit to go; and the wheels lifted up over against them: for the spirit of the living creature was in the wheels.
" Going to Carolina in my mind"
Good luck Vikings in Carolina!
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
17 When they went, they went upon their four sides: and they turned not when they went.
18 As for their rings, they were so high that they were dreadful; and their rings were full of eyes round about them four.
19 And when the living creatures went, the wheels went by them. and when the living creatures were lifted up from the earth, the wheels were lifted up.
20 Whithersoever the spirit was to go, they went , thither was their spirit to go; and the wheels lifted up over against them: for the spirit of the living creature was in the wheels.
" Going to Carolina in my mind"
Good luck Vikings in Carolina!
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
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