Showing posts with label Reba McEntire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Reba McEntire. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Leah Seawright : The Country and Angels 101

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain " Country " Christo


THE COUNTRY AND ANGELS 101

LEAH SEAWRIGHT

Dear Leah:

As the owner of a business in Minnesota, I would like to
invite you to answer a question. Ready Leah, ok here we
go.

WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO THIS EQUATION?

The equation is

0 + 0

Now, Leah before you answer I am going to stop you from
saying that the answer is zero.
Because in my National Debt Training Class I teach that the
answer is....
Well, you'll just have to come to one of my classes and find
out.
But I will say this Leah. The answer will astound you. When you
leave one of my classes your EYES WILL SEE THINGS IN A WHOLE
DIFFERENT LIGHT. I PREFER ORANGE But that's just because I'm
a bit biased. It's my favorite color +(~~+~~)+


By the way, Leah, before I forget Happy Valentines day 2011.
After graduating from my class, one of the future Valentines
you will be receiving SPECIALLY DESIGNED ANGEL WINGS.
Just because.


Respectfully in TRUTH



and lastly, Leah if you comment on my video below
I will personally teach you how to erase the national debt
so there can be no mistaking my intentions +(~~+~~)+
And let Reba know that I'm coming to Nashville in 2012 or 2013.
Thanks +++




Chief Crazy Captain Christo

AKA

Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

GRIZ : A Parable with BS ABACUS from CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions




JANUARY 4TH 2011 is the NEW BEGINNING
National Debt Training will be O-ranginger
Are you smart enough to answer the QUESTION?




HOW BAD DO YOU WANT TO:
ERASE THE NATIONAL DEBT?




13,875,040,912,981.79




GRIZ : BE KIND RE: WIND with CCCChristo
From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo




..." Rich man step on my poor head, when you get back
you better butter my bread..." lyrics from a song about
TENNESSEE.




Now let's see what ol GRIZ is up to in December 2010.
If GRIZ were using an abacus today, how many beads would
he need to count up to the national debt? That is a question
President Obama and his National Debt Committee will need
to answer when the Orange Race Card Angels descend on
Washing D.C. . Here is the obivious answer. GRIZ would need
a ton of beads. Therefore, it would be WashingTON D.C. But
let's be KIND and RE: WIND. Knowing the answer does not do
anything to solve the problem. All the knowledge in the world
doesn't amount to a hill of beans if you don't use it correctly.
Now, let's move on. GRIZ's next question for President Obama
and every member of Congress and all the living President's
is this. If I were to add a little bs to the abacus, how would I erase
the national debt? That is my parable for the day. Stay tuned
America and Washington D.C. please prepare a way for Orange
Race Card Angels to land in the District of Colombia. Thank you
and have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year 2011. Get
ready to be GRIZZLED in 2011. ( that is GRILLED BY THE GRIZ +++)




Respectfully in TRUTH




Chief Crazy Captain Christo




AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions




..." my doggie he turned to me and he said, Hey Griz after Washing D.C.
let's go do some Washing in Tennessee with REBA and GRETCHEN .
You know you want to head back to TENNESSEE JED...."