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Eight Thousand and Eight Women with Writchristo

Eight Thousand and Eight Women with Writchristo

Eight thousand dollars ====+++==== Eight Women

This is a story on how to raise your income.

This is a story about the State of Minnesota.

I chose to begin this story in Minnesota because I live here.

The figure once again so there is no mistaking the amount.

$8,000.00

Currently , in the State of Minnesota, every Minnesotan needs

to pay the State an extra 7,692.00 to even out the books.  In

other words to make the State debt free.

But for this story , I am going to round up the number to

$8,000.00 ( It is also the figure used from It’s A Wonderful Life)

And just for fun, this is the amount in TAXES that must be paid

to the State of Minnesota.  I am going to make this real simple.

In order for each citizen to pay this amount in taxes, a SYSTEM

that is easy to use must be put into place.

It is a SYSTEM that is based on ACTION and not words.

Let’s face the facts here.  For those of you who don’t already

know, the Minnesota Vikings have been trying to get a stadium

built for what seems like the longest time and their words

of commitment have fallen on deaf ears in the political arena.

So I will repeat , this SYSTEM is based on ACTION and not words.

Now, there is approximately 5 million or so people who call

Minnesota their home.  Yes, that’s right, over 5 million CRAZY

people.

ACTION FIGURES for 8 Women in Minnesota.

QUESTION 1 : What would happen if I took 8 Women who

run their own business in the State of Minnesota

AND

Taught them the SIMPLE STEPS to generate

$8,000.00 in TAXES to be paid to the State of Minnesota?

Answer: That would generate $64,000.00 for the

State of Minnesota.  Not to mention, it would greatly

improve these women’s business bottom line!

QUESTION 2: What would happen if I taught these

8 Women that the SIMPLE STEPS to take WILL only take up

15 minutes of their time and can be duplicated over

and over and over again ad nauseum. 

ANSWER:  The exact figures cannot be calculated

until the program is activated but once put into

place the figures will get to be quite staggering!

QUESTION 3: How much will you be charging these

8 Entrepreneurs who are Business Women in the

State of Minnesota?

ANSWER : My Teaching fee is and always will be

$220.00 at the entry level.  Once these 8 Women

who are business entrepreneurs are taught, they

will know everything there is to know to enter

at the National Debt Training level of $10,000.00

and will be able to Mastermind if they want to

during the ORANGE RACE.

QUESTION 4 : How many business entrepreneurs

are you looking to teach in the State of Minnesota?

ANSWER:  Roughly, between 720 and 4500

QUESTION 5 : When will these business entrepreneurs

in the State of Minnesota be able to sign up to learn

more about the Simple Steps and the ORANGE RACE

Answer : JANUARY 2012 ***** LOOK FOR THE POST IN 2012

that is titled =è ORANGE RACE 2012 : MINNESOTA WOMEN

It will be found at orangeracecardangels.blogspot.com

QUESTION 6 : Will you be holding LIVE SEMINARS?

ANSWER : LIVE ACTION SEMINARS ( LAS ) with minimal

speaking and maximum action steps.

Stay tuned Minnesota!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Author Christo Strom

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Head of Angel Promotions

Orange Race : Bear With Me

ORANGE RACE : BEAR WITH ME

Just the facts Mam!

Happy Veterans Day to everyone in the United States Armed Forces!

God bless you for everything! 

ORANGE RACE : BEAR WITH ME

The Orange Race details:

First I will give you a few money details;

I put women first in my example!

Day One

220 Women times $220.00 => $48,400.00

Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives one person

who is the trainer exactly:

$48,400.00 minus $19,360.00 = $29,040.00

Day Two

440 Women times $220.00 => $96,800.00

Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives one person

who is the trainer exactly:

$96,800.00 minus $38,720.00 = $58,080.00

Day Three

660 Women times $220.00 => $145,200.00

Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives one person

who is the trainer exactly:

$145,200.00 minus $58,080.00 = $87,120.00

Day Four

880 Women times $220.00 => $193,600.00

Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives one person

who is the trainer exactly:

$193,600.00 minus $77,440.00 = $116,160.00

Day Five +(~~+~~)+ ***** ***** ***** ***** *****

1100 Women times $220.00 => $242,000.00

Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives one person

who is the trainer exactly:

$242,000.00 minus $96,800.00 = $145,200.00

Ok so these are money figures that you can use to grow your empire.

I call the $220.00 that must be paid in order to be trained the

DOUBTING THOMAS fee.  Why do I call it that?  I will give you three reasons.

Reason Number One => DOUBTING THOMAS – the word DEBT begins with the

letter D and ends with the letter T.

Reason Number Two => DOUBTING THOMAS – the Dow Jones and the 401K.

I do not believe in sending money to Wall Street and rely on people I have never

met or have any confidence in to manage my money.  People who do rely on

Wall Street need to have their heads examined to see if they have any brain

matter left.

Reason Number Three => DOUBTING THOMAS going back , Way back, there

was one person who just couldn’t believe without touching the wounds after

Jesus reappeared to his disciples.  Right now there are over 300 million

DOUBTING THOMASES in the United States.  How do I know this? Because

you all are waiting for the right moment to test the waters.  Like a lost and

desperate Water Buffalo praying that the prey on the other side does not

do him any harm.

OK Words to Challenge you to action. Now I have given you the Doubting

Thomas figures in the examples I used with women.  This will never change

but you will need to know why the figures are set that way.  Why $220.00

and why not say $10,000.00?

To be eligible to be in the Orange Race you will have to pony up at the

minimum $10,000.00.  I just used the Doubting Thomas figures to show you

how to raise more than enough money to be eligible.  If you just sit there and

do nothing but complain, LIFE WILL PASS YOU BYE BYE

Jesus Words

MATTHEW 25: 1 to 25:11 ( Happy Veterans Day)

25   Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto

ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to meet

the bridegroom.

2     And five of them were wise, and five were foolish.

3     They that were foolish took their lamps, and took no oil

with them:

4     But the wise took oil in their vessels with their lamps.

5     While the bridegroom tarried, they all slumbered and

slept.

6     And at midnight there was a cry made, Behold, the

bridegroom cometh; go ye out to meet him.

7     Then all those virgins arose, and trimmed their lamps.

8     And the foolish said unto the wise, Give us of your oil;

for our lamps are gone out.

9     But the wise answered, saying not so; lest there be not

enough for us and you: but go ye rather to them that sell,

and buy for yourselves.

10    And while they went to buy, the bridegroom came;

and they that were ready went in with him to the marriage:

and the door was shut.

11    Afterward came also the other virgins, saying Lord, Lord,

open to us.

+++

Now on Thanksgiving 2011, I will continue with how to accomplish

a balanced attack on the National Debt.  Please stay tuned and again

if you can read this hug a teacher, thank a veteran, and God bless

you all.

I will leave you today with a video from Carrie Underwood.  In the 

Orange Race there is no cheating so if you decide that no one will

ever know and you think you can get away with cheating, I am going

to hire an enforcer!!!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Author Christo Strom

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. 
Orange Race
National Debt Training
Green Bay to Colorado Springs
Summer of Sweetness
Get prepared!!!!

Move Mountains with Sarah Bella

Author Christo Strom

Sole Owner of OrangeRace Card Angels

Head of AngelPromotions

Move Mountains with Sarah Bella

So I was searching the Internet for Singer/Songwriters.

I am in the process of forming the

CIRCLE OF LIGHT

A mixture of 360,000 Women from a 5 State area.

What is the CIRCLE OF LIGHT you ask?

When they are completely organized, the

CIRCLE OF LIGHT will be a force to be reckoned  with

unlike the world has ever seen.  You see the

CIRCLE OF LIGHT will be the first organization ever

in the great history of mankind to do the unthinkable.

Take on the National Debt.  You know that 14 Trillion Dollar

and rising behemoth that no one has ever bothered to tackle.

So, like I was saying before , I was searching the Internet for

a singer/songwriter to help me in my mission.  The mission

to move mountains of debt away from the good ol USA

and put us back on track.  It will probably take a few hail Mary’s

and a couple of miracles but I am ready.  I’m past ready, I’m

chomping at the bit.

And then I found her.  Her name is Sarah Bella.  Her song is

Move Mountains. Here you go take a look.  The lyrics are below

the video. ENJOY:

© 2011 Sarah Bella

A helpless hand, you'd love to grab

Right through your TV screen

A mama cries

You wanna dry her eyes

But don't think you can do anything

But maybe you can

Fold your hands, bow your head

Maybe we can move mountains

Don't you feel like trying?

I know it aint easy to do

But Im willing Im ready to move

mountains with you

The counters filled with so many different pills

and the bottle of liquor's on the floor

Day in night and night is day

and sometimes life don't seem worth living for

but just when it seems impossible

the phone rings in time for a miracle

Maybe we can move mountains

Don't you feel like trying?

I know it aint easy to do

But Im willing Im ready to move

mountains with you

She's been packing up for days

Says this loves been fading away

and just as she's about to leave

he falls on his knees

says call me crazy

but maybe we can move mountains

Don't you feel like trying?

I know it aint easy to do

But Im willing Im ready to move

mountains with you

Now, for the fun part.  If Sarah Bella would be so kind as to

join me in a CIRCLE OF LIGHT get together, we can discuss

details on this national debt thing.  As I am the master of

ceremonies among other fancy titles like Head of Angel

Promotions, it is pretty much SKY’S the LIMIT on where

you want to go with this.  I will be touring 5 States, after

I get Minnesota started.  I want to start the party in Green

Bay Wisconsin June 21^st, 2012 for the official start of National

Debt Training tour that will end in Colorado Springs, Colorado.

I think that would be a fitting place to end the tour with the

Rocky Mountains in the background, don’t you think.

Anyways, there will be more information coming up this summer

so please stay tuned.  And if you are one of the 72,000 women

in Minnesota who are ready to come on board this summer 2011,

all I can say is,

PEOPLE GET READY, there’s some TRAINING COMING!

Respectfully in TRUTH

Christo Strom

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Head of Angel Promotions

Young Man's Blues with The Who and Writchristo

Author Christo Strom

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Head of Angel Promotions

If you get a chance this summer go see Roger Daltry perform

The Who's classic TOMMY.

Here's a nice video with Keith Moon and the gang of Who-ligans
Enjoy!




Respectfully in TRUTH

Christo Strom

Leah Seawright : The Country and Angels 101

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain " Country " Christo


THE COUNTRY AND ANGELS 101

LEAH SEAWRIGHT

Dear Leah:

As the owner of a business in Minnesota, I would like to
invite you to answer a question. Ready Leah, ok here we
go.

WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO THIS EQUATION?

The equation is

0 + 0

Now, Leah before you answer I am going to stop you from
saying that the answer is zero.
Because in my National Debt Training Class I teach that the
answer is....
Well, you'll just have to come to one of my classes and find
out.
But I will say this Leah. The answer will astound you. When you
leave one of my classes your EYES WILL SEE THINGS IN A WHOLE
DIFFERENT LIGHT. I PREFER ORANGE But that's just because I'm
a bit biased. It's my favorite color +(~~+~~)+


By the way, Leah, before I forget Happy Valentines day 2011.
After graduating from my class, one of the future Valentines
you will be receiving SPECIALLY DESIGNED ANGEL WINGS.
Just because.


Respectfully in TRUTH



and lastly, Leah if you comment on my video below
I will personally teach you how to erase the national debt
so there can be no mistaking my intentions +(~~+~~)+
And let Reba know that I'm coming to Nashville in 2012 or 2013.
Thanks +++




Chief Crazy Captain Christo

AKA

Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

GRIZ : A Parable with BS ABACUS from CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions




JANUARY 4TH 2011 is the NEW BEGINNING
National Debt Training will be O-ranginger
Are you smart enough to answer the QUESTION?




HOW BAD DO YOU WANT TO:
ERASE THE NATIONAL DEBT?

13,875,040,912,981.79

GRIZ : BE KIND RE: WIND with CCCChristo
From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo




..." Rich man step on my poor head, when you get back
you better butter my bread..." lyrics from a song about
TENNESSEE.




Now let's see what ol GRIZ is up to in December 2010.
If GRIZ were using an abacus today, how many beads would
he need to count up to the national debt? That is a question
President Obama and his National Debt Committee will need
to answer when the Orange Race Card Angels descend on
Washing D.C. . Here is the obivious answer. GRIZ would need
a ton of beads. Therefore, it would be WashingTON D.C. But
let's be KIND and RE: WIND. Knowing the answer does not do
anything to solve the problem. All the knowledge in the world
doesn't amount to a hill of beans if you don't use it correctly.
Now, let's move on. GRIZ's next question for President Obama
and every member of Congress and all the living President's
is this. If I were to add a little bs to the abacus, how would I erase
the national debt? That is my parable for the day. Stay tuned
America and Washington D.C. please prepare a way for Orange
Race Card Angels to land in the District of Colombia. Thank you
and have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year 2011. Get
ready to be GRIZZLED in 2011. ( that is GRILLED BY THE GRIZ +++)




Respectfully in TRUTH




Chief Crazy Captain Christo




AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions




..." my doggie he turned to me and he said, Hey Griz after Washing D.C.
let's go do some Washing in Tennessee with REBA and GRETCHEN .
You know you want to head back to TENNESSEE JED...."

Jesus and Lance ( For the Abbott Family +++) from CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Last Reminder that National Debt Training
Begins in the United States of America
January 4th 2011 starting in St. Paul Minnesota

December 8th 2010

( A post for Darrell Lance Abbott's Family and Friends)

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

TO: Darrell Lance Abbott's Family and Friends
From: CCCChristo

The hole in your hearts reveals your true love for
Darrell. Nothing I can say will lessen the size of your
loss six years ago. So please read this with the understanding
that all I can do is try.
Try
Rhymes with Cry.
Try
Rhymes with Why.
Try
Rhymes with Bye.
Try saying Good-Bye without the Cry or the Why.
I think you will find it next to impossible.
Which is why I would like to ask all of the Abbott's , especially his
brother , who I will just call the HELLYEAH brother, to stand beside
me when I testify before the United States Congress and the
President of the United States of America about how to
erase the national debt. I will bring a left handed Dean Markely
Dimebag Razor Back Explosion Guitar that I will hold above my head
when I explain how to erase the national debt. It will be Simple Man!
You will know me when you see me. In Wah Wah Washington D.C.
Please forward this post to the right people. Please and Thank You!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

P.S. God bless the Abbott's +++

Inspiration Rituals ( INRI ) with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

November 20th 2010 ( 18 degrees and its Minnesota+++)

Minnesota : Inspirational Rituals

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Woke up got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head....
Wait that's not inspirational!
Let my inspiration flow, token rhyme suggesting rhythm,
that will not forsake me till my tale is told and done....
There that's better. In case you didn't recognize the above
lines were from Beatles and Grateful Dead songs that live in
my head from time to time. So let's get down to business.

The national debt is something that lives in my head like some
worn out cancer bug that needs to get squashed. So you might
be asking your self. Why should I care about the national debt
when I can't even put food on the table for Thanksgiving. If this
is you , and don't be embarrassed if it is you, then you need to
do one thing. Change your way of thinking.

YOU:" But Chief Crazy Captain Christo, I can't think about the national
debt when my children are starving and my mortgage payments
are two months behind.

CCCChristo: " I'm not asking you to think about the national debt, I'm
asking you to change your way of THINKING"

YOU: " I can't even think straight with all the hassles of daily life, making
sure my children are fed and have a roof over their head. I get pulled in
every direction by my boss and the daily traffic. People can be so rude.
All the horror stories I see on the news, wars. I just can't get ahead. I'm
forty pounds overweight , my cholesterol levels are off the charts and
my furnace just went out. I don't have enough money to get through the
month. Why should I care about the national debt? Can you see my
dilemma. I can't get ahead and I'm going full speed."

CCCChristo: " CHANGE YOUR WAY OF THINKING"

YOU: " WHY do you keep saying that Chief Crazy Captain Christo?"

CCCChristo: " Inspirational Rituals"

YOU: " What are Inspirational Rituals"

CCCChristo: " It is what the United States of America, the Government,
the American People and especially the Twin Cities Minnesota are going
to find out starting January 4th 2011."

YOU: " But what are they?

CCCChristo: " I'll tell you what. If you can help me get the word out I will
be forever grateful and will give you the crown of life. A new crown of life
and you will say goodbye to your " old " self and say Hallow You Yeah to
your new self. Do you understand?"

YOU: " Isn't that what Jesus promised like two thousand years ago?"

CCCChristo:" Perhaps it is, but I am Chief Crazy Captain Christo, and you are..."

YOU: " I am me and you are me and we are all together"

CCCChristo: " Hey that sounds like John the Baptist, er I mean John the Beatle"

YOU: " I am the EGG MAN..WOO"

CCCChristo: " Ok back to the Inspirational Rituals. Starting January 4th 2011,
Christo Strom's business which is called ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS will
be teaching 40 Twin Cities Female News Anchors and Reporters..."

YOU: " Which ones?"

CCCChristo: " What?

YOU: " Which 40 Female Twin Cities News Anchors and Reporters are you
going to be teaching?"

STAY TUNED Minnesota!!!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. Inspiration from a True Inspiration
Chief Crazy Captain Christo wishes to always
honor Minnesota's Robert Zimmerman
" People ARE Crazy..."

Twin Cities New Reporters-KSTP,KMSP,KARE,WCCO

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
October 31st 2010 in the Twin Cities, Minnesota

Happy Halloween!

Forty Females +++ Twin Cities +++ ( News Anchors and Reporters )

Hello Twin Cities News Anchors and Reporters! Happy Halloween!

My name is Christo Strom and I would like to meet all of you live
at one of my " How to Erase the National Debt Semnars ".  The actual
kick off for publicity will be January 4th 2011.  I just thought I would
give you a heads up to get the word out that there is an end in
sight to THE NATIONAL DEBT, I will need all the help I can get. 
Instead of just reading the news and reporting the news, I thought it
would be more fun if you were part of the second GREATEST STORY
EVER TOLD.  Now, to be honest, I do not know anything about your
contracts with your TV stations or your radio stations so I will just say
this.  If you do decide to get on board with me ( and become true leaders
in your industry) you will have to give back to your community and your
station.  I do not want to be responsible for anyone getting fired.  I will
take responsibility though for getting you fired up!!!
Now, how to get a hold of me?  I will get a hold of you through videos on
youtube at first so stay tuned .  I can't wait to meet all of you in person.
Together, we will rock this National Debt to its core! +++ +++

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

P.S. There will be ample opportunity for everyone involved to easily understand
this plan.  It is straightforward, to the point, and it will be going national after the
kickoff in Minnesota in the year 2011.  Thank you Twin Cities News Reporters , Anchors
Radio Station DJ's  ( all female by the way! +++ )

Roger Waters: The Wall in Saint Paul +++ Limited View Review

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that starting JANUARY 4TH 2011
National Debt Training begins in Saint Paul

October 30th 2010

Roger Waters : The Wall in Saint Paul ( Limited View Review+++)

" No, thank you, thank you! Thank You!" and with that Roger Waters
performed Mother off The Wall in all it's brutal honesty . Without
going into detail, since this is a limited view review ( limited view
because that's what it stated on the tickets I bought).
Three tickets-- seats nine thru eleven in 221 at XCEL Energy Center
in Saint Paul, Minnesota.

First off, the concert kicked ass! My two companions, ( my fourteen
year old son and his mother+++) stated and I quote, " Thank you
Chief Crazy Captain Christo for taking us!"
Now for the limited view review. I am only going to review the song
Mother. And the review is intended solely for Roger Waters, so if
you are not Roger Waters I am sorry but this review is not for you.
Ok the show must go on.

Chief Crazy Captain Christo to Roger Waters about the song Mother<^>+++

Dear Roger Waters:

You have inspired me greatly over the years and to thank you would
be the least I could do.To put it another way, since the least I could
do doesn't give anything justice, I would like to offer the greatest I
could do. I have been toying around with the idea of Erasing the
National Debt of the United States. It is in my head and it all works
out with the help of the cultivation of Orange Race Card Angels.
I would like to personally invite you Roger to one of my
SEMNARS in the Twin Cities in the years 2011-2014.
You are truly an inspiration to me and I would like to go over
plans personally with you at your earliest convenience.
I realize you are busy with your The Wall tour and who knows
when you will have a chanceto even read this. I will ask you this
question Roger: What would it hurt to listen to me
humorously explaining my way into the hearts of the American
people. I will be putting out three videos per invitation to my
SEMNARS in the TWIN CITIES Minnesota. I trust you
would be the go to guy when it comes to performance art
and I would really appreciate your input Mr. Waters.
Thank you and to all your awesome crew for absoulutely
killing it in Saint Paul for the performance of The Wall.
I would like to FURTHUR ( Grateful Dead reference ) say
that Bass players who run the show always leave me inspired and
anyways, what better compliment could I possibly give you than
to say if it wasn't for The Wall , I would not have the courage to
TRY to Erase the National Debt.
Remember, Roger ,Three Video Invitations +++

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. Be on the lookout for Roger Waters Great Pumpkin Letter
in November +++
Below is a limited view video of Roger Waters performing Mother
at The XCEL Energy Center in Saint Paul Minnesota, ENJOY!!!
and THANK YOU ROGERWATERS AND ALL YOUR
HARD WORKING CREW! +++

Twitter Me This +++ ???

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS
Head of Angel Promotions

TWITTER ME THIS +++ ???

Who is Wally the Beer Man and where is he located?
Who is Bristol Palin and where is she located?
What is the National Debt and how can it be erased?

Please answer these questions in that order on Twitter
and let me know when you do!@CCCChristo

Thanks for playing TWITTER ME THIS+++???

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Christo Strom's $10,000 Semnars Starting January 4th 2011

Christo Strom is announcing that starting January 4th 2011
$10,000 per person semnars will be held in the
Twin Cities Minnesota
How to Erase the National Debt will be a series of semnars
Open only to United States Citizens who are tired of
Politicians.

It will be a lot of fun and you will end up learning what
real teamwork  means.

Minnesota Nice Teamwork

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Saint Paul Minnesota

P.S. You can follow along throughout the campaign
on twitter--at twitter/cccchristo


Unite Two Sites Dot Com


or on Youtube

This will only be open to United States Citizens at this time.

How to Erase the National Debt-Starting +++January 4th 2011-+++

Author Christo Strom 

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Head of Angel Promotions

How to Erase the National Debt-Starting +++ January 4th, 2011

Christo Strom’s Orange Race Card Angels, the only company

on the Planet ( this is Planet Earth right?) to even attempt to

erase the national debt. In case you are wondering what national

debt I am talking about, it is the United States of America’s

National Debt. Hovering as I type in the Thirteen to Fourteen

Trillion dollar range. If it were a UFO, it would be seen by

everyone but the United States Government would spin it as

something completely different, like a Monty Python sketch.

Anyways, back to How to Erase the National Debt. My semnar

series ( not a misprint, semnar means the mn in the middle is

the starting point in Minnesota, and that means only in

Minnesota for the entire year of 2011+++! There is no turning

back once January 4th 2011 rolls around. My ass is going to be

on the line and it will get done. No I am not going to allow any

politicians at my semnar. This is for people in the United States

of America who are tired of all the B.S. that flows out of the mouths

of ALL Politicians. Wake up now, and follow a simple plan. I am

making this extremely easy. Those who attend and are ready for

REAL KICK ASS and LIGHTNING QUICK recoveries, by all means

possible pay attention. How many jobs do you think could be

created in the next three years by tackling the job of erasing the

National Debt? I am only asking for One percent of the American

population to become ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS. We will

have a rockin great time in the next three years!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. Senator Colby Coash of Lincoln Nebraska and Rebecca Otto

State Auditor of Minnesota are the only exceptions. If they

choose to become ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS, they will be

accepted on one condition. I RUN THE SHOW++++++

Twig the Fairy: Ready to Move Mountains? by Christo Strom

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Happy Friday the 13th 2010 to:

Twig the Fairy

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Dear Twig ( wherever you are!)

You are too lovely to describe so I'll just say this

Would you be interested in moving mountains?

Gotta National Debt Semnar with Guitars and

I need some inspiration to flow.  Since you are

an inspiration to children and children disguised

as adults, I thought you might be interested in

helping out.  Just thought I'd ask.  I'm typing this

right now on bended knee!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. Here's a short video of TWIG THE FAIRY  Enjoy!

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Stu Allen : Live from Jerry Day 2010

Author Christo Strom
Sole owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Stu Allen: Guitarist who Shines, Thank you From Christo Strom
August Eighth Two thousand and Ten
We all know what tomorrow is as I am sure Stu Allen doesn’t
need to be reminded.  No this post is about a guitarist
named Stu Allen.  I actually met Stu by accident.  Here’s the story:
It was August First 2007 and I was picking up my son Jerome ( named
after a certain guitar player who had an ice cream named after
him!) from the Minnepolis/St. Paul airport . There was chaos in
Minnesota that day as the 35W bridge collapsed. Wow, but lucky for
my familily, we were heading to Wisconsin to the Grateful Garcia
Gathering.  My family and I were greeted by a rather large imposing
figure.  ” Hi Christo and Laurie. Hey Jerry!” boomed the voice of the
man named Mondo.  You see we were volunteers at the Festival and
got the lowdown when we got there of our assignments and work
schedule.  What?!!! Anyways, the festival was actually a lot of fun
but the best part was meeting and greeting the bands who were
playing there.  Besides meeting Donna Godcheaux and her band
at the time, Moon Alice ( with G. E. Smith !!!) , I got to shake hands
and have my picture taken with ( drum roll please) the master of
the Universe Melvin Seals.  But the highlight of the whole trip was
actually two hightlights.  The first highlight was meeting Stu Allen,
a guitarist extraordinaire.  He took the time out to invite me onstage
after the show and signed my acoustic guitar.  The next night ( there were
two shows) the other highlight happened when Mondo was in the crowd
in front of me and Stu was noodling on the guitar and I recognized what
song it was going to be in three notes. I asked what song was it going to be
to Mondo who said something like, ” Midnight Moonlight” and I said
matter of factly, ” Mission in the Rain”.  About five minutes after they played
Mission in the Rain, a heavy downpour of Rain soaked the crowd.  It was
a wonderful time and I would have to say this to Stu Allen:
” Thank you STU ALLEN Keep on Rockin!” Hope to see you around again. I’m pretty
sure you are rockin the Bay Area so Take Care Stu!
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S.  Minnesota is due for a show hey Stu?
Hey the Bass Player looks like Rob Zombie+++

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Jerry Garcia 2010 and the Might As Well Train

Jerry Garcia 2010 and The Might As Well Train

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Jerry Garcia 2010 and The Might As Well Train
In the land of Deaddom, where Jerry never dies,
is a peculiar piece of a novel idea whose time has come.
Written ages ago circa 1988 or 89, a younger version of
the author thought it would be cool to write to:
J. GARCIA. , the infamous guitarist for Grateful Dead, Jerry Garcia
Band, and countless others yes including David Grisman. The author
wrote to J. Garcia and in the upper right hand corner of the letter
addressed himself as J. Garcia with the address going to CHICO
CALIFORNIA. No doubt Jerry probably never read it but in the
letter, the author ( Chief Crazy Captain Christo) stated that
Might As Well was his favorite song in the Universe and could
the band possibly play it at Cal State Dominguez Hills in May of
that year. To make a long story short, The band does not play
requests and so keeping with that theme , I will put up my own
video about Erasing the National Debt. Enjoy! By the way, Might As
Well is still my favorite song in the Universe!
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo


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Chef Gordon Ramsay: Excerpts from the Great Pumpkin Letters

Chef Gordon Ramsay: Excerpts from the Great Pumpkin Letters

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Warren Buffett: ReQwesting Omaha with Peter

Author Christo Strom

Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Sole in Charge of Angels Promotions

Warren Buffett: ReQwesting an Inner View of Omaha and film Great Pumpkin Letters

Dear Warren Buffett:

You know trying to get a hold of you through the Internet obviously doesn’t work.

I started writing the Great Pumpkin Letters last year as a tribute to my Godmother Mary.

It turned out to be a Holy Ghost story instead with a twist. I didn’t expect to be so moved

by one little boy named Gavin George Law. I also didn’t know that after I had written it,

I wrote one about Bert Blyleven. He was an outstanding pitcher for the Minnesota Twins

and in it he beans me in the nuts before the World Series game. He starts yelling at me then

I start ripping into him, and then I tell him that to be Great like the Pumpkin you have

to give of yourself and then others will give to you. Anyways, I was taking out my angry

thoughts toward God on Bert Blyleven. Because of Gavin George Law. Go ahead and

read it for yourself. And in so doing, I learned a way to heal myself. And you’ll never

guess what happened in the process. Take it for what it is worth but the Holy Ghost

is telling me to contact your son Peter Buffett to build a Thea Tree House for a little

American girl. Actually three of them with specific places that I can only tell your

son Peter. So Warren Buffett, could you please help me talk to your son?

Respectfully in Truth,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. Just like in the Bible, I need Peter to be the Rock!!!

By the way, I noticed in the Omaha Convention magazine for May/June 2010

that Peter looks a lot like Neil Diamond. ( with your features!)


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