4708 Tiger ( Metal-Tiger-27-79)
Author Christo Strom
Ok hello all you Chinese Year of the Tiger fans out there.
This is Chief Crazy Captain Christo with a report of what
is going to be going down for the rest of this year.
Since I am going to be starting a TAGR GUITAR SEMINAR SERIES
Now is the perfect time to let you know how to get involved.
What I will be doing is getting up on stage, playing a few guitars
Jammin some tunes, filming videos, explaining how to sell stuff
online, how to get your website ranked high so people can find
you, how to sell on e-bay, how to charge people to attend your
seminars so everyone can get healthy with their wealthy.
As you may be wondering about the Title of this post, I will
Clue you in. The 4708 Tiger means this: To be able to attend
my seminars, you will need to pay up front $4,708. There
will be a strict limit to how many people can attend. This will
be THE TICKET for Minnesotans because this is where I am
going to be starting the show. So if you can be in Minnesota
when we do our live taping, you will soon be on your way
to the Healthy and Wealthy portion of your life that everyone
craves so much.
Second part of the title ( Metal-Tiger-27-79) This is crucial
that you understand this part. If you can't afford the $4,708
up front fee, there is a back door to all of this. The 27-79 part is
this:
I will be offering up an E-book of The Great Pumpkin Letters
with instructions on E-Bay that will cost $ 27.00 . After you receive
the copy of the E-Book and the "special instructions" you will
receive in the mail, you will then need to register for $79.00 to
qualify for a Free Ticket to attend my Seminar. Then, and this
is the real kicker, you will be trained to make BOO KOO Bucks.
( to be read as A Ton of Cash) After, you make your Boo Koo
Bucks it is recommended but not mandatory that you donate
$2,779 so that I can continue to teach everyone who has a
dream of being healthy and wealthy a chance to do so.
It is also the right thing to do/
Respectfully in Truth,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. Look on E-Bay starting in August, probably
starting August 20th in Honor of Darrell Abbott
for as Zakk Wylde once said " Everyday is Dime's Day!"
Thank you Zakk Wylde for your inspirational words.
I will try to live up to your high standards and
honor your best buddy!
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Super Sexy Joe " COOL" Mauer
March 6th, 2010
Author Christo Strom
Now the title of this blog post is not to imply that I think
Joe Mauer is Super Sexy. No, that would be wrong.
To all the female Minnesota Twins fans,
especially Leah McLean from KTSP Channel 5,
they would disagree with me. And that is fine.
No I titled the blog post because I just bought a
left handed Rawlings, Joe Mauer
Catcher's Mitt and I want to alert
you of an upcoming Great Pumpkin Letter
that will be titled
SNOOPY Part Seven of Seven-
Joe "Cool" Mauer-The Real Snoopy!
Besides which I also want to alert you of some
cool videos that I will be launching
in April to coincide with the
Twins Inaugural Season at their new
outdoor stadium.
And lastly is to remind the Twins fans
that in order for me to get a hold of Rob Zombie
to film a 15 to 20 minute film involving Bert Blyleven,
I will need them all to comment
on my videos. Stay Tuned Twins Fans everywhere.
The Race is ON!
Good luck to Joe Mauer and all the Twins
on their upcoming season.
I am looking foreward to a
Championship season OUTDOORS!
Respectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. That is Pumpkin Script- Please Read
The Great Pumpkin Letters about
Bert Blyleven to get up to speed.
Author Christo Strom
Now the title of this blog post is not to imply that I think
Joe Mauer is Super Sexy. No, that would be wrong.
To all the female Minnesota Twins fans,
especially Leah McLean from KTSP Channel 5,
they would disagree with me. And that is fine.
No I titled the blog post because I just bought a
left handed Rawlings, Joe Mauer
Catcher's Mitt and I want to alert
you of an upcoming Great Pumpkin Letter
that will be titled
SNOOPY Part Seven of Seven-
Joe "Cool" Mauer-The Real Snoopy!
Besides which I also want to alert you of some
cool videos that I will be launching
in April to coincide with the
Twins Inaugural Season at their new
outdoor stadium.
And lastly is to remind the Twins fans
that in order for me to get a hold of Rob Zombie
to film a 15 to 20 minute film involving Bert Blyleven,
I will need them all to comment
on my videos. Stay Tuned Twins Fans everywhere.
The Race is ON!
Good luck to Joe Mauer and all the Twins
on their upcoming season.
I am looking foreward to a
Championship season OUTDOORS!
Respectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. That is Pumpkin Script- Please Read
The Great Pumpkin Letters about
Bert Blyleven to get up to speed.
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Thea Andrews: Thea Tree House
February 27th 2010
From the heart of Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Author: Christo Strom
Acting the only way he knows how to in reality, Chief Crazy Captain Christo
is going to be putting on quite a show. He is drawing up plans for a Thea Tree House
and is going to be asking Thea Andrews to be the hostess of a huge party!
This party will be taking place in Omaha Nebraska and winding its way back and forth
across America for a couple of years before it heads over to Europe and Asia and Australia
and anywhere that rewards open minded thinking and action taking for the better ment of
let's just say A WORLD IN NEED!@
So here it is: buried in plain sight on a blog the official start of many invitations to come. The first
invitation goes out to : Drum roll please!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEA ANDREWS ( of Entertainment Tonight and other fame:)
THEA ANDREWS, you are hereby invited by Chief Crazy Captain Christo to be the hostess
with the mostess, for a project. I chose you because you are the perfect fit, I like you a lot, and
because of a certain interview I saw you do with the Australian Actor who was quoted as saying to you " You shall see my cod piece!" Who was that actor?
Anyways, THEA ANDREWS, you will need to show up sometime between July 9th 2010 and July 9th 2012, down in Omaha Nebraska and I will fill you in on the details when I meet you.
I will be spending those two years working, starting up businesses, designing the THEA TREE House and I would love it if you would decide that you would like to be a part of it. It is strictly voluntary but You will be paid handsomely I might add. Now the rest is up to you THEA ANDREWS ( and friends!!!)
Respectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
From the heart of Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Author: Christo Strom
Acting the only way he knows how to in reality, Chief Crazy Captain Christo
is going to be putting on quite a show. He is drawing up plans for a Thea Tree House
and is going to be asking Thea Andrews to be the hostess of a huge party!
This party will be taking place in Omaha Nebraska and winding its way back and forth
across America for a couple of years before it heads over to Europe and Asia and Australia
and anywhere that rewards open minded thinking and action taking for the better ment of
let's just say A WORLD IN NEED!@
So here it is: buried in plain sight on a blog the official start of many invitations to come. The first
invitation goes out to : Drum roll please!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEA ANDREWS ( of Entertainment Tonight and other fame:)
THEA ANDREWS, you are hereby invited by Chief Crazy Captain Christo to be the hostess
with the mostess, for a project. I chose you because you are the perfect fit, I like you a lot, and
because of a certain interview I saw you do with the Australian Actor who was quoted as saying to you " You shall see my cod piece!" Who was that actor?
Anyways, THEA ANDREWS, you will need to show up sometime between July 9th 2010 and July 9th 2012, down in Omaha Nebraska and I will fill you in on the details when I meet you.
I will be spending those two years working, starting up businesses, designing the THEA TREE House and I would love it if you would decide that you would like to be a part of it. It is strictly voluntary but You will be paid handsomely I might add. Now the rest is up to you THEA ANDREWS ( and friends!!!)
Respectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Monday, February 15, 2010
Alice Cooper
February 15th 2010
Here are a few of the new Pumpkin Letters to be published on Great Pumpkin Letters
blogspot by Christo Strom
Alice Cooper
Slash
Ozzy Osbourne
Joe Mauer
Ron Gardenhire
Kirby Puckett
Jack Morris
Kurt Rambis
Bill Laimbeer
Vinnie Paul
Paul Stanley
Geddy Lee
More to come so stay tuned!
Respectfully in Truth
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. For the ladies
Check out the unitetwosites thank you page
Here are a few of the new Pumpkin Letters to be published on Great Pumpkin Letters
blogspot by Christo Strom
Alice Cooper
Slash
Ozzy Osbourne
Joe Mauer
Ron Gardenhire
Kirby Puckett
Jack Morris
Kurt Rambis
Bill Laimbeer
Vinnie Paul
Paul Stanley
Geddy Lee
More to come so stay tuned!
Respectfully in Truth
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. For the ladies
Check out the unitetwosites thank you page
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Red Flag Chile Challenge
Dear Minnesota Vikings,
I must either be in total denial or am completely CRAZY!
But I still believe in you guys. I will never give up hope
that you will eventually win the Super Bowl. I am still behind
every one of you 158%!!
I am working on a speech for July 9th down in Omaha Nebraska.
Why Omaha? Well I have heard that Billionaires like to have
people go to their place and I picked Warren Buffett. Whether
or not I will get an audience with Warren is another story but
I will be broadcasting the speech down in Omaha. The title of the
speech is RED FLAG CHILE CHALLENGE. I will let you know when it
is complete plus I will provide you with a transcript. It will be
intensely funny but have a serious ending. I have designed a THEA-TREE
House for a little American girl and I believe you Vikings would be proud
to know that you will be in the speech.
RESPECTFULLY IN TRUTH,
CHIEF CRAZY CAPTAIN CHRISTO
P.S. (that's Pumpkin Script!) Watch out for Youtube videos if you watch that
sort of channel.
I must either be in total denial or am completely CRAZY!
But I still believe in you guys. I will never give up hope
that you will eventually win the Super Bowl. I am still behind
every one of you 158%!!
I am working on a speech for July 9th down in Omaha Nebraska.
Why Omaha? Well I have heard that Billionaires like to have
people go to their place and I picked Warren Buffett. Whether
or not I will get an audience with Warren is another story but
I will be broadcasting the speech down in Omaha. The title of the
speech is RED FLAG CHILE CHALLENGE. I will let you know when it
is complete plus I will provide you with a transcript. It will be
intensely funny but have a serious ending. I have designed a THEA-TREE
House for a little American girl and I believe you Vikings would be proud
to know that you will be in the speech.
RESPECTFULLY IN TRUTH,
CHIEF CRAZY CAPTAIN CHRISTO
P.S. (that's Pumpkin Script!) Watch out for Youtube videos if you watch that
sort of channel.
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Open Letter for Zakk Wylde
January Twenty Third Two Thousand and Ten
The following letter was written to Zakk Wylde before a gig at The Myth in Maplewood Minnesota
last year. I am publishing this in the hopes that Zakk actually received it. You see I gave it to someone who worked at The Myth and I am not sure if Zakk actually received it. I also had a baseball hat made up special for Zakk to give to his kids to remind them of their Grandpa. On the hat was a Bald Eagle flying with an American flag in its mouth with the words Jerome Flippin Rules written on and around the Eagle. It was in memory of Zakk's father who had passed away last January and I was just trying to help Zakk out. So Zakk Wylde if you see this post somehow, meet me in Omaha Nebraska at your earliest convenience. I will let you know when I will be there!
Respectfully in Truth
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Here is the letter:
The following letter was written to Zakk Wylde before a gig at The Myth in Maplewood Minnesota
last year. I am publishing this in the hopes that Zakk actually received it. You see I gave it to someone who worked at The Myth and I am not sure if Zakk actually received it. I also had a baseball hat made up special for Zakk to give to his kids to remind them of their Grandpa. On the hat was a Bald Eagle flying with an American flag in its mouth with the words Jerome Flippin Rules written on and around the Eagle. It was in memory of Zakk's father who had passed away last January and I was just trying to help Zakk out. So Zakk Wylde if you see this post somehow, meet me in Omaha Nebraska at your earliest convenience. I will let you know when I will be there!
Respectfully in Truth
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Here is the letter:
Greetings Mr. Wylde, 3.21.09 Night before Gig at The Myth
I know your time is valuable so I'll make this short and too the point.
My name is ????? and I have a favor to ask of you and Rob Zombie.
Could you guys get together sometime in the near future and write
A song for me. The theme of which will essentially be of saving
A lost little girl who has been through hell and is searching for a
Reason to keep on living. Do you think you and Rob could write
That song for me Zakk? I am going to be moving down to Nebraska
soon and starting up my own music world company that is based
heavily in Guitars ( mainly hard rock and Heavy Metal). I am going
to invite three of the Richest Americans and one of the Richest Brits to visit and I would love it if you
and Rob could show up. Oh by the way, I will play the song you write
on a Razorback Dimebag Darrell Dean Markley Explosion guitar ( Represent!)
Cause I know how much Dimebag meant to you Zakk. I just read about
your father Jerome and my condolences heartfelt Mr. Wylde! My father is also
reaching closer to that point which comes to everyone. I'd like to perform at least
one concert of thousands to come for him so I guess urgency would be the ticket of
the day Zakk. Keep rocking Z and best of luck to you always!
Respectfully,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. Your song would be placed in the eighth position because eternity is a long time
and I have the utmost RESPECT for you Zakk Wylde.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Brad Childress: Ezekiel verses 21-24
Ezekiel verses 21-24
21 When those went, these went; and when those stood, these stood; and when those were lifted up from the earth, the wheels were lifted up over against them: for the spirit of the living creature
was in the wheels.
22 And the likeness of the firmament upon the heads of the living creature was as the colour of the terrible crystal, stretched forth over their heads above.
23 And under the firmament were their wings straight, the one toward the other: every one had two, which covered on this side, and every one had two, which covered on that side, their bodies.
24 And when they went, I heard the noise of their wings, like the noise of great waters, as the voice of the Almighty, the voice of speech, as the noise of an host: when they stood, they let down their wings.
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Prayers for the Family of Cincinnati Bengals Chris Henry Please keep him and his family
in your prayers as you get together for celebrations. I believe he would be watching Super Bowl 44 with Jesus so please if you are traveling for Christmas, talk to Saint Christopher for your safe travel to and fro.
Respectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
21 When those went, these went; and when those stood, these stood; and when those were lifted up from the earth, the wheels were lifted up over against them: for the spirit of the living creature
was in the wheels.
22 And the likeness of the firmament upon the heads of the living creature was as the colour of the terrible crystal, stretched forth over their heads above.
23 And under the firmament were their wings straight, the one toward the other: every one had two, which covered on this side, and every one had two, which covered on that side, their bodies.
24 And when they went, I heard the noise of their wings, like the noise of great waters, as the voice of the Almighty, the voice of speech, as the noise of an host: when they stood, they let down their wings.
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Prayers for the Family of Cincinnati Bengals Chris Henry Please keep him and his family
in your prayers as you get together for celebrations. I believe he would be watching Super Bowl 44 with Jesus so please if you are traveling for Christmas, talk to Saint Christopher for your safe travel to and fro.
Respectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
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