Thea Andrews: Thea Tree House

February 27th 2010
From the heart of Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Author: Christo Strom

Acting the only way he knows how to in reality, Chief Crazy Captain Christo
is going to be putting on quite a show. He is drawing up plans for a Thea Tree House
and is going to be asking Thea Andrews to be the hostess of a huge party!
This party will be taking place in Omaha Nebraska and winding its way back and forth
across America for a couple of years before it heads over to Europe and Asia and Australia
and anywhere that rewards open minded thinking and action taking for the better ment of
let's just say A WORLD IN NEED!@
So here it is: buried in plain sight on a blog the official start of many invitations to come. The first
invitation goes out to : Drum roll please!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEA ANDREWS ( of Entertainment Tonight and other fame:)

THEA ANDREWS, you are hereby invited by Chief Crazy Captain Christo to be the hostess
with the mostess, for a project. I chose you because you are the perfect fit, I like you a lot, and
because of a certain interview I saw you do with the Australian Actor who was quoted as saying to you " You shall see my cod piece!" Who was that actor?

Anyways, THEA ANDREWS, you will need to show up sometime between July 9th 2010 and July 9th 2012, down in Omaha Nebraska and I will fill you in on the details when I meet you.
I will be spending those two years working, starting up businesses, designing the THEA TREE House and I would love it if you would decide that you would like to be a part of it. It is strictly voluntary but You will be paid handsomely I might add. Now the rest is up to you THEA ANDREWS ( and friends!!!)

Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Alice Cooper

February 15th 2010

Here are a few of the new Pumpkin Letters to be published on Great Pumpkin Letters
blogspot by Christo Strom

Alice Cooper
Slash
Ozzy Osbourne

Joe Mauer
Ron Gardenhire
Kirby Puckett
Jack Morris

Kurt Rambis
Bill Laimbeer

Vinnie Paul
Paul Stanley
Geddy Lee

More to come so stay tuned!

Respectfully in Truth

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. For the ladies
Check out the unitetwosites thank you page

Red Flag Chile Challenge

Dear Minnesota Vikings,
I must either be in total denial or am completely CRAZY!
But I still believe in you guys. I will never give up hope
that you will eventually win the Super Bowl. I am still behind
every one of you 158%!!
I am working on a speech for July 9th down in Omaha Nebraska.
Why Omaha? Well I have heard that Billionaires like to have
people go to their place and I picked Warren Buffett. Whether
or not I will get an audience with Warren is another story but
I will be broadcasting the speech down in Omaha. The title of the
speech is RED FLAG CHILE CHALLENGE. I will let you know when it
is complete plus I will provide you with a transcript. It will be
intensely funny but have a serious ending. I have designed a THEA-TREE
House for a little American girl and I believe you Vikings would be proud
to know that you will be in the speech.

RESPECTFULLY IN TRUTH,

CHIEF CRAZY CAPTAIN CHRISTO

P.S. (that's Pumpkin Script!) Watch out for Youtube videos if you watch that
sort of channel.

Open Letter for Zakk Wylde

January Twenty Third Two Thousand and Ten

The following letter was written to Zakk Wylde before a gig at The Myth in Maplewood Minnesota
last year. I am publishing this in the hopes that Zakk actually received it. You see I gave it to someone who worked at The Myth and I am not sure if Zakk actually received it. I also had a baseball hat made up special for Zakk to give to his kids to remind them of their Grandpa. On the hat was a Bald Eagle flying with an American flag in its mouth with the words Jerome Flippin Rules written on and around the Eagle. It was in memory of Zakk's father who had passed away last January and I was just trying to help Zakk out. So Zakk Wylde if you see this post somehow, meet me in Omaha Nebraska at your earliest convenience. I will let you know when I will be there!

Respectfully in Truth

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Here is the letter:

Greetings Mr. Wylde, 3.21.09 Night before Gig at The Myth

I know your time is valuable so I'll make this short and too the point.

My name is ????? and I have a favor to ask of you and Rob Zombie.

Could you guys get together sometime in the near future and write

A song for me. The theme of which will essentially be of saving

A lost little girl who has been through hell and is searching for a

Reason to keep on living. Do you think you and Rob could write

That song for me Zakk? I am going to be moving down to Nebraska

soon and starting up my own music world company that is based

heavily in Guitars ( mainly hard rock and Heavy Metal). I am going

to invite three of the Richest Americans and one of the Richest Brits to visit and I would love it if you

and Rob could show up. Oh by the way, I will play the song you write

on a Razorback Dimebag Darrell Dean Markley Explosion guitar ( Represent!)

Cause I know how much Dimebag meant to you Zakk. I just read about

your father Jerome and my condolences heartfelt Mr. Wylde! My father is also

reaching closer to that point which comes to everyone. I'd like to perform at least

one concert of thousands to come for him so I guess urgency would be the ticket of

the day Zakk. Keep rocking Z and best of luck to you always!

Respectfully,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. Your song would be placed in the eighth position because eternity is a long time

and I have the utmost RESPECT for you Zakk Wylde.

Brad Childress: Ezekiel verses 21-24

Ezekiel verses 21-24

21 When those went, these went; and when those stood, these stood; and when those were lifted up from the earth, the wheels were lifted up over against them: for the spirit of the living creature
was in the wheels.

22 And the likeness of the firmament upon the heads of the living creature was as the colour of the terrible crystal, stretched forth over their heads above.

23 And under the firmament were their wings straight, the one toward the other: every one had two, which covered on this side, and every one had two, which covered on that side, their bodies.

24 And when they went, I heard the noise of their wings, like the noise of great waters, as the voice of the Almighty, the voice of speech, as the noise of an host: when they stood, they let down their wings.

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Prayers for the Family of Cincinnati Bengals Chris Henry Please keep him and his family
in your prayers as you get together for celebrations. I believe he would be watching Super Bowl 44 with Jesus so please if you are traveling for Christmas, talk to Saint Christopher for your safe travel to and fro.

Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Brad Childress : Ezekiel verses 17-20

Ezekiel verses 17-20

17 When they went, they went upon their four sides: and they turned not when they went.

18 As for their rings, they were so high that they were dreadful; and their rings were full of eyes round about them four.

19 And when the living creatures went, the wheels went by them. and when the living creatures were lifted up from the earth, the wheels were lifted up.

20 Whithersoever the spirit was to go, they went , thither was their spirit to go; and the wheels lifted up over against them: for the spirit of the living creature was in the wheels.

" Going to Carolina in my mind"
Good luck Vikings in Carolina!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Brad Childress : Ezekiel verses 13-16

13 As for the likeness of the living creatures, their appearance was like burning coals of fire, and like the appearance of lamps: it went up and down among the living creatures; and the fire was bright, and out of the fire went forth lightning.

14 And the living creatures ran and returned as the appearance of a flash of lightning.

15 &Now as I beheld the living creatures, behold one wheel upon the earth by the living creatures, with his four faces.

16 The appearance of the wheels and their work was like unto the colour of a beryl: and they four had one likeness : and their appearance and their work was as it were a wheel in the middle of a wheel.

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Small wheel turns by the firing rod, Big wheel turns by the grace of God
Every time that wheel turns around bound to cover just a little more ground. ( R. Hunter)

Go Vikings and Best Of Winning Luck to you!
Great ground and air attack looks pretty super to me!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo