Brad Childress: Ezekiel verses 5-8

Ezekiel Verses 5-8

5 Also out of the midst thereof came the likeness of four living creatures. And this was their appearance; they had the likeness of a man.

6 And every one had four faces, and every one had four wings.

7 And their feet were straight feet; and the sole of their feet was like the sole of a calf's foot: and they sparkled like the colour of burnished brass.

8 And they had the hands of a man under their wings on their four sides; and they four had their faces and their wings.

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Minnesota Vikings 30 Cincinati Bengals 10

The team as a whole looked much better. Adrian Peterson good game
Chester Taylor awesome running. Sidney Rice another fine performance
Brett Favre Steady as she goes ( Captain!) Jared Allen Fine hustle :)

Missed Percy Harvin, Get Well Percy!
Nice to see E.J. Henderson's brother involved. Way to step up for your bro!

All in all a good day at the Dome. Kevin Williams nice D: All the Vikings
my heart bleeds Purple and Gold!

Brad Childress: Ezekiel Verses 1-4

Chief Crazy Captain Christo takes time out of his hectic schedule to address the Minnesota Vikings, in particular, Brad Childress. He is doing so in the hopes of one day creating an awesome RED FLAG CHILE CHALLENGE that the true fans of the Viking Nation can get together and eat an incredibly healthy portion of really good food.
But in order to do that please read the first few verses out of:

The Book of the Prophet EZEKIEL:

1 Now it came to pass in the thirtieth year, in the fourth month, in the fifth day of the month, as I was among the captives by the river of Che'-bar, that the heavens were opened, and I saw visions of God.

2 In the fifth day of the month, which was the fifth year of king Je-hoi'-a-chin's captivity,

3 The word of the Lord came expressly unto E-zek'-iel the priest, the son of Bu'-zi,in the land of the Chal-de'-ans by the river Che'-bar; and the hand of the Lord was there upon him.

4 &And I looked, and , behold, a whirlwind came out of the north, a great cloud, and a fire infolding itself, and a brightness was about it, and out of the midst thereof as the colour of amber, out of the midst of the fire.

Stay Tuned Minnesota Vikings!!!!!!!

Silver Fox-Song for Brett, Jared and all Vikings

Silver Fox- Song for Brett ( Cleverly disguised Silvio by Bob Dylan, lyrics changed by the O-Range

Blob of Light aka Chief Crazy Captain Christo! :)

Stake my future on a hell of a pass

Looks like Miami is a coming up fast

Aint complaining about what I got

Seen better teams but who has not

Silver Fox

Purple and Gold

Won't buy back the beat of a heart grown cold ( Packer Front Office)

Silver Fox

I gotta go

Down to Miami where the Mullet grows ( legendary!)

Honest as the next game, throwing that stone

When I come passing don't you fumble the bone

I'm a Super Bowl weaver lookin for a home

If you run the pattern, I'll find the end zone

I can snap my fingers and require the pain

From a clear blue sky and huddle up again

I can find anybody downfield in the rain

Charm the whistle off an evening game

Silver Fox

Purple and Gold

Won't buy back the beat of a heart grown cold ( Packer Front Office)

Silver Fox

I gotta go

Down to Miami to watch you throw throw throw

I give what I got until I got no more

I take what I get until I blow out the score

You know I love you and Hey number Four

When it's time to go you got an Open Door

I can tell your fans Hey I can try to explain

You give something up for every yard you gain

Since every Defense got an edge of pain

Pay for your ticket and don't complain

One of these days and it won't be long

I'm going down to Miami and Sing my song

Gonna sing it loud and sing it strong

Let the Vikings decide if I was right or wrong!!!!!

Best of Winning Luck to Brett Favre and ALL the Vikings!

Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Sidney Rice: Favre it Chile Recipe #18

Sidney Rice: Favre it Chile Recipe #18

This post should have been titled

Sidney's Kidneys Showtime Fire Up the Wagon Train
Hook up the Horses cause Miami is in the sites.

But it wouldn't fit on the line.
Anyway, Congratulations go out to Sidney Rice
for his awesome display yesterday at the HHH M-Dome
Truly an amazing performance. Making Brett Favre look
good is fine by me and I believe the whole Viking nation
would agree. Hats off to Sidney and all of the Vikings!

36 cans of Kidney Beans go into this famous Chile
44 pounds of Filet Mignon ( substitute for Lion :)
Serve with Rice
Top with Cheese
Feeds a whole Viking Nation

Respectfully in Truth

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. For official ingredients of this outstanding signature chile
please stay tuned!

Chief Crazy Captain Christo: Prayer for The DA

Dear Jesus,( An Excerpt from the Great Pumpkin Letters )
My name is Chief Crazy Captain Christo and my prayer request Oh LORD is this.
Please HELP ME to gather together around 12 to 24 THOUSAND willing participants
to help celebrate the life of one Darrell Abbott. I believe in you Jesus and I
humbly ask you for forgiveness. You know why I have this pain in my heart and
I am sure I am not the only one. Please help me Lord to gather these people on
Super Bowl Sunday in Dallas in 2011. I will bring whatever power you give me on
that day to bring a little love and understanding to a hurting and trusting Metal
community. Please help me fill the Crystal Ship with your Angels from above as I believe Angels are where you can find them. And Jesus, as always, I Love You
Your humble and willing servant,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. All the way through 2012 a Vikings Three Pet(erson) would be icing on the cake!

Pastor Bob - Open Letter for Business

WHERE ANGELS FEAR TO TREAD....

Dear Bob

Scene One

It has come to my attention that you are in need of “ a few dollars more,or as Clint Eastwood would say Do you feel lucky well do ya Punk!”

Or as Dr. Evil from Austin Powers might say,” about a little more than 1/20^th of a billion dollars” muhahahaha” My math may be a little off but you get the picture.

Scene Two

It came to my attention that a certain speaker at the Eagles lair whom I will call Space On ( rhymes with Jason) talked about the end times and referred to the congregation as either sheep or goats. Just because I love that analogy, I will help teach Jason er I mean Space On what is actually meant by that. Trust me. It is killer!

Scene Three

The Movie - “Men Who Stare at Goats” starring George Clooney and a host of other big name Hollywood stars is coming out or by the time you receive this is already out. The director of the movie is Grant Heslov. ( Important to remember Grant's name )

Scene Four

Pastor Bob , asking for a “few dollars more” to help with additions and sub contracting, mortgages, and a whole lot of other headaches that a normal church goer does not deal with.

Scene Five

The Happy Eagles in Training jamming away to all of the suite sounds of Salvation through Jesus. Start the tear train WOO WOO The Eagle has left the station!

Scene Six

Enter Chief Crazy Captain Christo ( What?) Yes the man with the Wild background and a Fear No Evil attitude says, “ Hey Pastor Bob, what you need is some real ENERGY FORCE behind your team of Great All Stars. Please let me help you out with a simple strategy. I have this CRAZY notion that I am supposed to let you lead us all into the PROMISED LAND which I presume to be PARADISE. But before I let you have the REIGNS, I need a little help from you and all of Eagle Brook. Pay attention Bob!

Scene Seven

It will start with an ENERGY plan. I will give you all the rights and such to this ENERGY plan if you will only agree to tithe me ten percent when we get this thing going. It will probably take a few months to set up but once set up, I will give you all the tools to run this baby on your own and if run properly you might never have to ask for money again as long as you shall live. This is what I call The Peak of Curiosity. Either you are intrigued and want to know more or you have already written this off as a quack job. To put it bluntly like Bob Dylan , ....” You either got Faith or you got unbelief and there aint no neutral ground...”

Scene Eight

The Movie Rights- I keep everything about this plan under wraps like a huge Christmas Present. I will let you in on a little secret. This present never stops giving and since this is the year of Chilly and Cheese ( Brad Childress and Brett Favre # 4-giving!). If you would like to find out more talk amongst your congregation of Eagles and let me know if you want to “ learn how to fly”

Brad Childress Part 2: Favrete Chile Recipes

Brad Childress's Favorite Chile Recipes

You take 24 pounds of Percy Harvin's Ground Chuck( Double Number 12)
You take 8 Cans of Kidney Beans ( Double Number 4)
69 different Chilly spices with chopped Idaho potatoes
Put ingrediants together with a stuffed Lamb bowl
Sprinkle in a little cheese

Simmer on high for two hours and wa lah
Instant Chile Delight
Serves 44 Hungry People although it is rumoured to have fed
at least 53 Hungry Men in Miami. Stay tuned Go Vikes!
Let the Chilly Chile Fest begin! Give Thanks and Let's EAT!!!!!!!
Chief Crazy Captain Christo says, " GRACE"